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Check Yes or No
Why Can’t We Be Friends?
You’ll Love My Cat
With this Pre-nup I Thee Wed
My Eggs Are Rotting
Big White Panties
What the Heck Are They Thinking?
Never Say Diet
Come Here and Get this Bug
Please Don’t Do That
Eeeeeuuuuwwwww, That’s Gross
The Thingy is Going Ggguuurrrgggg
Nothing Says “I Love You” Like a Leaf Blower
Hey, Where Are You Going?
What We Got Here Is Failure to Communicate
2HOT4U
I Want My HGTV
Why Are They Spitting?
Such a Lonely Word
What’s That Smell?
The Compassion Department Closes at 4:30
The Compassion Department closes at 4:30
Silly Love Songs
Timing is Everything
Ow, You’re on My Hair
Cosmo Girl
Fore! Five! Six! Seven!
At Your Age
Here, Hold My Purse
Stop Yelling at Me
Romancing the Stone
Boys Don’t Tinkle
Why Do Men Scratch?
Why do men scratch?
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
About the Author
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Big White Panties by Dale Alderman

Big White Panties by Dale Alderman

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A frightening development is sweeping the nation. Affecting the lives of millions of people, this travesty is eating away at the heart of our society. Rampaging through every community in our great country, this horrible epidemic must be stopped. Ladies, please, we are begging you. Just say no to big white panties. In this hilarious collection of essays about relationships, Dale Alderman explores the different viewpoints men and women have about each other. Although he has been with his wife, Starla, for over twenty years, Dale freely admits that he knows absolutely nothing about women and he has the stories to prove it including: Check Yes or No, Just Friends, You Will Love My Cat, With This Pre-nup I Thee Wed, My Eggs Are Rotting, and Big White Panties. Ladies, if you have ever wondered what your man is really thinking, Dale will tell you. Guys, if your lady has ever left you confused and frustrated, you are not alone. Dale has been there, too. To strengthen your relationship, sit on the couch with your soul mate, share a nice box of wine, and laugh out loud at Big White Panties. Dale Alderman lives in Chantilly, Virginia with his wife, Starla, and two sons, Chase and Logan. He graduated from Virginia Tech in 1984 and received a masters degree from Marymount University in 1995. For 19 years, he worked as a sales and marketing executive for large global corporations, and then he decided to get a real life and spend time with his family. An award-winning author, Dale has appeared on FOX & Friends on the FOX News Channel and has appeared on many nationally syndicated radio shows. Dale is the author of Everyday Dad, a collection of funny stories about fatherhood. He is also the author of The MegaDog Tales, a middle grade adventure about a cocker spaniel that becomes a superhero. For more information about Dale Alderman, please go to www.lasariacreative.com.
A frightening development is sweeping the nation. Affecting the lives of millions of people, this travesty is eating away at the heart of our society. Rampaging through every community in our great country, this horrible epidemic must be stopped. Ladies, please, we are begging you. Just say no to big white panties. In this hilarious collection of essays about relationships, Dale Alderman explores the different viewpoints men and women have about each other. Although he has been with his wife, Starla, for over twenty years, Dale freely admits that he knows absolutely nothing about women and he has the stories to prove it including: Check Yes or No, Just Friends, You Will Love My Cat, With This Pre-nup I Thee Wed, My Eggs Are Rotting, and Big White Panties. Ladies, if you have ever wondered what your man is really thinking, Dale will tell you. Guys, if your lady has ever left you confused and frustrated, you are not alone. Dale has been there, too. To strengthen your relationship, sit on the couch with your soul mate, share a nice box of wine, and laugh out loud at Big White Panties. Dale Alderman lives in Chantilly, Virginia with his wife, Starla, and two sons, Chase and Logan. He graduated from Virginia Tech in 1984 and received a masters degree from Marymount University in 1995. For 19 years, he worked as a sales and marketing executive for large global corporations, and then he decided to get a real life and spend time with his family. An award-winning author, Dale has appeared on FOX & Friends on the FOX News Channel and has appeared on many nationally syndicated radio shows. Dale is the author of Everyday Dad, a collection of funny stories about fatherhood. He is also the author of The MegaDog Tales, a middle grade adventure about a cocker spaniel that becomes a superhero. For more information about Dale Alderman, please go to www.lasariacreative.com.

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