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Betty Crocker Can Bite Me

Betty Crocker Can Bite Me

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Published by Maya Kulycky
This is not your mother’s cookbook.

This book will not:

• Tell you how to prepare tea for twenty with detailed instructions on removing bread crusts.
• Insist that without the right carved ice centerpiece your cocktail party is ruined.
• Stay on your bookshelf gathering dust.

This is the cookbook version of your favorite bra – it’s comfortable and practical – giving you the support you need to cook fabulous meals in a mad, mad modern world.

This will help you figure out what to cook when you’re in the most modern of culinary situations…

• You have to cook, but you’ll be damned if you’re going to mess up your new manicure
• Your friend needs to drown her sorrows after a really bad breakup
• You have to, HAVE TO, fit into that dress

Sure, there are some traditional scenarios I’ll walk you through, like office parties, brunches, and holidays, but we’ll talk about hangovers too.

…Betty Crocker would NOT approve.
This is not your mother’s cookbook.

This book will not:

• Tell you how to prepare tea for twenty with detailed instructions on removing bread crusts.
• Insist that without the right carved ice centerpiece your cocktail party is ruined.
• Stay on your bookshelf gathering dust.

This is the cookbook version of your favorite bra – it’s comfortable and practical – giving you the support you need to cook fabulous meals in a mad, mad modern world.

This will help you figure out what to cook when you’re in the most modern of culinary situations…

• You have to cook, but you’ll be damned if you’re going to mess up your new manicure
• Your friend needs to drown her sorrows after a really bad breakup
• You have to, HAVE TO, fit into that dress

Sure, there are some traditional scenarios I’ll walk you through, like office parties, brunches, and holidays, but we’ll talk about hangovers too.

…Betty Crocker would NOT approve.

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Published by: Maya Kulycky on May 21, 2009
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Betty Crocker Betty Crocker Betty Crocker Betty Crocker Can Can Can Can Bite Me Bite Me Bite Me Bite Me 
Cooking:Cooking:Cooking:Cooking:A Modern A Modern A Modern A Modern Guide Guide Guide Guide 
By By By By MMaya Kulycky  aya Kulycky  aya Kulycky  aya Kulycky 
 
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About the Author About the Author About the Author About the Author Maya Kulycky Maya Kulycky Maya Kulycky Maya Kulycky 
is a  is a  is a  is a  journalist, lawyer, and food  journalist, lawyer, and food  journalist, lawyer, and food  journalist, lawyer, and food  lover. lover. lover. lover.Her recent publications Her recent publications Her recent publications Her recent publications  include “Meat  include “Meat  include “Meat  include “Meat----Free Dining Free Dining Free Dining Free Dining  for Devoted Carnivores” in  for Devoted Carnivores” in  for Devoted Carnivores” in  for Devoted Carnivores” in 
The Economist’s More The Economist’s More The Economist’s More The Economist’s More Intelligent Life Intelligent Life Intelligent Life Intelligent Life 
Magazine.Magazine.Magazine.Magazine.Previously, Maya was a Previously, Maya was a Previously, Maya was a Previously, Maya was a  correspondent with ABC  correspondent with ABC  correspondent with ABC  correspondent with ABC News and a general News and a general News and a general News and a general  assignment reporter at  assignment reporter at  assignment reporter at  assignment reporter at CNBC.CNBC.CNBC.CNBC.Maya is a graduate of the Maya is a graduate of the Maya is a graduate of the Maya is a graduate of the  Johns Hopkins University, Johns Hopkins University, Johns Hopkins University, Johns Hopkins University,University of London, and University of London, and University of London, and University of London, and Yale Law School, and a Yale Law School, and a Yale Law School, and a Yale Law School, and a  member of the New York  member of the New York  member of the New York  member of the New York State Bar.State Bar.State Bar.State Bar.
 
 
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Introduction:Introduction:Introduction:Introduction:
This is not your mother’s cookbook.This book will not:
 
Tell you how to prepare tea for twenty with detailed instructions onremoving bread crusts.
 
Insist that without the right carved ice centerpiece your cocktail partyis
ruined 
.
 
Stay on your bookshelf gathering dust.This is the cookbook version of your favorite bra – it’s comfortable andpractical – giving you the support you need to cook fabulous meals in a mad,mad modern world.This will help you figure out what to cook when you’re in the most modernof culinary situations…
 
You have to cook, but you’ll be damned if you’re going to mess upyour new manicure
 
Your friend needs to drown her sorrows after a really bad breakup
 
You have to, HAVE TO, fit into that dressSure, there are some traditional scenarios I’ll walk you through, like officeparties, brunches, and holidays, but we’ll talk about hangovers too.…Betty Crocker would NOT approve.Then again, Betty Crocker never really existed. She was an image createdby a company to sell a product. This cookbook is not. The scenarios arereal, and so are the tips…So buckle up, start your engines, and get your cooking on!
TTable of Contents: able of Contents: able of Contents: able of Contents:
 
 
Psst Psst Psst Psst……All of the scenarios you are about to read are true. In some All of the scenarios you are about to read are true. In some All of the scenarios you are about to read are true. In some All of the scenarios you are about to read are true. In some  ca  ca  ca  cases the names have been  ses the names have been  ses the names have been  ses the names have been changed to protect the innocent. changed to protect the innocent. changed to protect the innocent. changed to protect the innocent. MK MK MK MK 

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