•You make me melt like hot fudge on asundae.•For a moment, I thought I had died and goneto heaven. Now I see that I’m very much alive,and heaven has been brought to me.•Are you as beautiful on the inside as you areon the outside?•Hey, you were great on “Baywatch” lastnight!•You're so hot you would make the devilsweat.•Excuse me.....Hi, I’m writing a term paper onthe finer things in life, and I was wondering if Icould interview you.•Guy: Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Girl:Why? Guy: I looked at you and dropped mine.•If God made anything better than you, He’dkeep it for himself.•Guy: Hey, how did you do that? Girl: What?Guy: Look so good?•If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.•Guy: Are you a parking ticket? Girl: What?Guy: You got fine written all over you.•If you stood in front of a mirror and heldup 11 roses, you would see 12 of the mostbeautiful things in the world.•Guy with rose in hand: I just wanted to showthis rose how incredibly beautiful you are.•You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.•Most people like to watch the Super Bowl,because it only happens once a year, but I'drather talk to you because the chance ofmeeting someone like you only happens once ina lifetime.•When I saw you from across the room, Ipassed out cold and hit my head on thefloor...So I'm going to need your name andnumber for insurance reasons.•Do you bleach your teeth? Because your smile lights up the entire room like a candle inthe dark.•Apart from being sexy, what do you do for aliving?•Stop, drop, and roll. You’re on fire.•Your beauty makes the morning sun look likethe dull glimmer of the moon.•There aren't enough O’s in the word"smooth" to describe how smooth you are.•Guy: This is incredible. This is the first timethat this has ever happened to us. Girl: What?Guy: Each one of my 27 personalities found youcute!•Guy walking up and touching girl: ThankGod, I thought that you were only an illusion.•If beauty were a grain of sand, you'd be amillion beaches.•If it weren't for the sun, you'd be the hottestthing ever created.•Guy: That's a nice watch. Girl: Thank you.Guy: Actually, that's a nice dress. Girl: Thank you. Guy: Come to think of it, everything is niceon you.•Guy: How is your fever? Girl: What fever?Guy: Oh... You just look hot to me.•Hey, don't frown—you'll never know whomight be falling in love with your smile.•If you were a laser gun, you'd be set onstunning.•You know what? Your eyes are the samecolor as my Porsche.•My buddies over there said that I wouldn'tbe able to start a conversation with the mostbeautiful boy/girl in the bar. Want to buy somedrinks with some of their money?•I can't believe I've been here the entireevening with all these beautiful people and themoment I find “The One,” all I have time to sayis “Good-bye.”•You look beautiful today, just like every other day.•Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you, the room became beautiful.•Guy: Here are my keys. Girl: Why? Guy:Here's the key to my house, my car...And myheart.•I've been looking at your eyes all night long,because I've never seen such dark eyes with somuch light in them.•Guy: Fat Penguin. Girl: WHAT?! Guy: I justthought I'd say something to break the ice.•You know that I think about you only twice aday? Once when my eyes are open, and oncewhen they are closed.•If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chosewinning the lottery...But it would be close...Realclose.•Will you be my derivative? So I can laytangent to your curves.•If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stareat you a bit longer.•Settle down, sugar. I'm diabetic.•Last night I had the same dream over and over—always the same thing, but in adifferent location every time. I kept dreamingthat I was asking you out, but every time before you answered, I woke up, and I'm dying to knowwhat your answer was.•If I had a star for every time you brightenedmy day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.•Speaking to guy/girl who’s staring: Youknow, my mother always told me it was impoliteto stare... So what do you say we dance?•Do you have any sunscreen? Because youare burning me up!•See these keys? I wish I had the oneto your heart.•Do you have a twin sister? Then youmust be the most beautiful girl in the world!•I’m single. Can you believe that?•All the other girls are just rough drafts.... ButI think you are the FINAL COPY!!•If God had a refrigerator, a picture of youwould be on it.•I think that you’re attractive and simplyamazing from what I've seen so far. Can I get your number and meet your personality?•1,000 painters working for 1,000 yearscould not create a beauty that equals you.•It’s a felony in this state to look that good,but if you turn around, I'll let you off with awarning.•If you were on hotornot.com, I would give you a 10.•There are only two beautiful girls in theworld, and you are both of them.•Saying while walking away: Your good looksdon't intimidate me.•If you could put a price tagon beauty, you'd be worthmore than Fort Knox.•You're so hot, you make the North Pole looklike the equator.•You're so hot. I'd better smother you with mybody before you burst into flame!•Can you say Constantinople backwards? Meneither, but I just wanted to ask.•Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfactionof turning me down; go ahead and say no.•You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?•Your name is Laura, huh? Can I call youLaura? Really, what time?•Hi, my name is (name), how do you like meso far?•Guy: Do you have a boyfriend? Girl: No.Guy: Want one? (If “yes”: Want another one?).•Guy to girl leaving: Hey, where are yougoing? Girl: Home. Guy: You're not just going toleave me here like this, are you?•Does your boyfriend know where you are?•Guy while walking by: Excuse me, did you just touch my butt? Girl: No. Guy: Damn!•Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved, and emotional stress canlead to physical complications such asheadaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors and evendeath! So, for my health and yours, JUST SAYYES!•Excuse me, but I think I dropped something.MY JAW!•Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.•I didn't know that angels could fly so low!•I have only three months to live…•Guy: I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Girl:No. Guy: Well then, please start.•Is there an airport nearby or is that just myheart taking off?•So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the man/woman of my dreams!•What's your sign?•Wow.•Guy looking at girl’s shirt label: Yep! Made inheaven!•Are you religious? Because you are theanswers to all my prayers.•Say, you remind me of a pop tart. You’recool because you're hot!•Guy: It's my birthday! How about a birthdaykiss? Girl: Is it really your birthday? Guy: No,but how about a kiss anyway?•Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to bemarried?