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QuickStudy: Pick-Up Lines

QuickStudy: Pick-Up Lines

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Published by: Evan Berner on May 22, 2009
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Am I dead? Because this must be heaven!Apart from being sexy, what do you do for aliving?You have more curves than a race track.Do you know karate? Because your body’sreally kickin’.Can I flirt with you?Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine BodyInvestigators, and I'm going to have to ask youto assume the position.I hope you know CPR because you take mybreath away!Were you arrested earlier? It’s got to be acrime to look that good!Is your name Summer? Because you’re ashot as hell.If being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty ascharged!If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put Uand I together.You’re a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10if you were with me.Please help the homeless. Take me homewith you.Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?I bet you $40 you're going to turn medown.I know that milk does the body good, buthow much have you been drinking?I'm betting that you can’t wait untiltomorrow, because I bet that you get more andmore beautiful every day.When I'm older, I'll look back at all of mycrowning memories, and think of the day mychildren were born, the day I got married, andthe day that I met you.You know, the power company is looking for  you because you're so electrifying.You know, I’m not this tall. I'm just sitting onmy wallet.Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.Of course, there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch.Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you thathe needs my heart back.How was heaven when you left it?You are so beautiful that you give the sun areason to shine.I think I can die happy now because I’ve justseen a piece of heaven.You must be going to hell, because it’s a sinto look that good.You should be someone's wife.Excuse me, but do you have your phonenumber? I seem to have lost mine.You've made me so nervous that I've totallyforgotten my standard pick-up line.Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing meand I just wanted to give you notice that Inoticed you, too.Is your name Gillette? ...Because you're thebest a man can get.If I had a rose for every time I thought of you,I would be walking through my garden forever.It's not my fault I fell in love. You’re the onethat tripped me.Help, something’s wrong with my eyes—I just can't take them off you.Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I justscraped my knee falling for you.Do you have a map? Because I justkeep getting lost in your eyes.You’ve got to be tired! You’ve been runningthrough my mind all day!I think I feel like Richard Gere—I'm standingnext to you, the Pretty Woman.Was your father an alien? Because on PlanetEarth, there's nothing else like you!Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Oceanand I'm all lost at sea.You're like a dictionary—you add meaning tomy life!You must be Jamaican, because Jamaicanme crazy.I wonder what our children will look like.If I received a nickel for every time I sawsomeone as beautiful as you, I'd have fivecents.The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn't cryfor fear of losing you.Can you give me directions to your heart?I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.If beauty was a drop of water, then you'd bethe ocean.What does it feel like to be the mostbeautiful girl in this room?When God made you, He was showing off.See my friend over there? He wants to knowif you think I'm cute.You must be a thief, because you stole myheart from across the room.Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call mymom and tell her I just met the girl of mydreams.You’re the reason men fall in love.You know, you might be asked to leave. Youmake the other women look bad.We voted you the “Most Beautiful GirlHere” and the grand prize is me.Mind if I stare at you up close instead ofacross the room?Are you interested in a hot slice ofconversation?You’re so sweet you’re going to put sugar out of business!I had a really bad day and it always makesme feel better to see a pretty girl smile, socould you please smile for me?If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?Are you from Tennessee? Because you'rethe only ten I see.I wish I could plant you and grow a wholefield of you!Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you werelooking for me.Hi, the voices in my head told me to comeover and talk to you.If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.Say, didn't we go to different schoolstogether?If you were words on a page, you'd be whatthey call FINE PRINT!Excuse me, do you have any raisins? Howabout a date?Can I buy you a drink or do you just want themoney?I may not be the best looking guy in here, butI'm the only one talking to you.The last time I saw you, I was dreaming.All those curves, and me with no brakes.You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet.You're so sweet, you put Hershey's outof business.Did the sun come out or did you justsmile at me?Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'mridiculous or anything, but you are the mostbeautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt likeI had to tell you.Have you always been this cute, or did youhave to work at it?Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girlwith the beautiful smile.I just had to come talk to you. Sweetness ismy weakness.I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.Is it hot in here or is it just you?Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and youare...Gorgeous!Were you in the Boy Scouts? Because yousure have tied my heart in a knot.Were your parents Greek gods? Because ittakes two gods to make a goddess.You look really hot! You must be the realreason for global warming.Guy: You look like my third wife. Girl: Oh,how many times have you been married? Guy:Twice.
You make me melt like hot fudge on asundae.For a moment, I thought I had died and goneto heaven. Now I see that I’m very much alive,and heaven has been brought to me.Are you as beautiful on the inside as you areon the outside?Hey, you were great on “Baywatch” lastnight!You're so hot you would make the devilsweat.Excuse me.....Hi, I’m writing a term paper onthe finer things in life, and I was wondering if Icould interview you.Guy: Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Girl:Why? Guy: I looked at you and dropped mine.If God made anything better than you, He’dkeep it for himself.Guy: Hey, how did you do that? Girl: What?Guy: Look so good?If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.Guy: Are you a parking ticket? Girl: What?Guy: You got fine written all over you.If you stood in front of a mirror and heldup 11 roses, you would see 12 of the mostbeautiful things in the world.Guy with rose in hand: I just wanted to showthis rose how incredibly beautiful you are.You are so beautiful that I would marry youbrother just to get into your family.Most people like to watch the Super Bowl,because it only happens once a year, but I'drather talk to you because the chance ofmeeting someone like you only happens once ina lifetime.When I saw you from across the room, Ipassed out cold and hit my head on thefloor...So I'm going to need your name andnumber for insurance reasons.Do you bleach your teeth? Because yousmile lights up the entire room like a candle inthe dark.Apart from being sexy, what do you do for aliving?Stop, drop, and roll. You’re on fire.Your beauty makes the morning sun look likethe dull glimmer of the moon.There aren't enough O’s in the word"smooth" to describe how smooth you are.Guy: This is incredible. This is the first timethat this has ever happened to us. Girl: What?Guy: Each one of my 27 personalities found youcute!Guy walking up and touching girl: ThankGod, I thought that you were only an illusion.If beauty were a grain of sand, you'd be amillion beaches.If it weren't for the sun, you'd be the hottestthing ever created.Guy: That's a nice watch. Girl: Thank you.Guy: Actually, that's a nice dress. Girl: Thank you. Guy: Come to think of it, everything is niceon you.Guy: How is your fever? Girl: What fever?Guy: Oh... You just look hot to me.Hey, don't frown—you'll never know whomight be falling in love with your smile.If you were a laser gun, you'd be set onstunning.You know what? Your eyes are the samecolor as my Porsche.My buddies over there said that I wouldn'tbe able to start a conversation with the mostbeautiful boy/girl in the bar. Want to buy somedrinks with some of their money?I can't believe I've been here the entireevening with all these beautiful people and themoment I find “The One,” all I have time to sayis “Good-bye.”You look beautiful today, just like every other day.Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you, the room became beautiful.Guy: Here are my keys. Girl: Why? Guy:Here's the key to my house, my car...And myheart.I've been looking at your eyes all night long,because I've never seen such dark eyes with somuch light in them.Guy: Fat Penguin. Girl: WHAT?! Guy: I justthought I'd say something to break the ice.You know that I think about you only twice aday? Once when my eyes are open, and oncewhen they are closed.If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chosewinning the lottery...But it would be close...Realclose.Will you be my derivative? So I can laytangent to your curves.If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stareat you a bit longer.Settle down, sugar. I'm diabetic.Last night I had the same dream over and over—always the same thing, but in adifferent location every time. I kept dreamingthat I was asking you out, but every time before you answered, I woke up, and I'm dying to knowwhat your answer was.If I had a star for every time you brightenedmy day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.Speaking to guy/girl whos staring: Youknow, my mother always told me it was impoliteto stare... So what do you say we dance?Do you have any sunscreen? Because youare burning me up!See these keys? I wish I had the oneto your heart.Do you have a twin sister? Then youmust be the most beautiful girl in the world!I’m single. Can you believe that?All the other girls are just rough drafts.... ButI think you are the FINAL COPY!!If God had a refrigerator, a picture of youwould be on it.I think that you’re attractive and simplyamazing from what I've seen so far. Can I get your number and meet your personality?1,000 painters working for 1,000 yearscould not create a beauty that equals you.It’s a felony in this state to look that good,but if you turn around, I'll let you off with awarning.If you were on hotornot.com, I would give you a 10.There are only two beautiful girls in theworld, and you are both of them.Saying while walking away: Your good looksdon't intimidate me.If you could put a price tagon beauty, you'd be worthmore than Fort Knox.You're so hot, you make the North Pole looklike the equator.You're so hot. I'd better smother you with mybody before you burst into flame!Can you say Constantinople backwards? Meneither, but I just wanted to ask.Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfactionof turning me down; go ahead and say no.You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?Your name is Laura, huh? Can I call youLaura? Really, what time?Hi, my name is (name), how do you like meso far?Guy: Do you have a boyfriend? Girl: No.Guy: Want one? (If “yes”: Want another one?).Guy to girl leaving: Hey, where are yougoing? Girl: Home. Guy: You're not just going toleave me here like this, are you?Does your boyfriend know where you are?Guy while walking by: Excuse me, did you just touch my butt? Girl: No. Guy: Damn!Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved, and emotional stress canlead to physical complications such asheadaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors and evendeath! So, for my health and yours, JUST SAYYES!Excuse me, but I think I dropped something.MY JAW!Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.I didn't know that angels could fly so low!I have only three months to live…Guy: I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Girl:No. Guy: Well then, please start.Is there an airport nearby or is that just myheart taking off?So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the man/woman of my dreams!What's your sign?Wow.Guy looking at girl’s shirt label: Yep! Made inheaven!Are you religious? Because you are theanswers to all my prayers.Say, you remind me of a pop tart. You’recool because you're hot!Guy: It's my birthday! How about a birthdaykiss? Girl: Is it really your birthday? Guy: No,but how about a kiss anyway?Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to bemarried?
I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight; themost heavenly body was standing right next tome.Guy: So, what do you like to do for fun? Girl:Why? Guy: Because I'm going to ask you out.Guy: Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? Girl: NO! Guy: Damn, Ialways get “love” and “lust” mixed up.Did I ever tell you that you are my hero?You're everything I wish I could be. (startsinging) I can fly higher than an eagle! (talking)Because (the person's name), you are the windbeneath my wings.When I look into your eyes, it’s like agateway into the world of which I want to be apart.Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.While standing close and staring at his/her lips: Can you feel it? There is some kind ofsexual attraction. Can you feel it, too?Drop that zero and get with the hero. Inother words...You better come with me.I may not be Dairy Queen, but I'll treat youright!!!Guy: I can see you. Girl: Uh, yeah. Guy:Great! Then how about tomorrow?If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.Guy: Excuse me, but do you have tickets?Girl: Tickets for what? Guy pointing to arm andflexing: To the gun show!Guy: Beww BEWWW Beww! Girl: What?Guy: That’s the sound of the ambulance comingto pick me up because when I saw you, myheart stopped!Lets make like fabric softener andsnuggle.My love for you is like theuniverse...Never-ending!!Guy: Hi, have you got a boyfriend? (if no) Are you taking applications?You are everything I never knew I alwayswanted.Some say there are seven wonders in theworld. Some say there are more. Some sayeverything in life is a wonder. But to me, thereis only one...You!I saw a flower this morning and I thought itwas the most beautiful thing I've ever seen untilI gazed upon you.You've got something on you head…A halo.I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.Guy holding out hand: Would you mindholding on to this for me while I take a walk?Wouldn't it be nice if we could be at thissame place next year, together and laughing?If looks could kill, you would be a weapon ofmass destruction.Guy: I bet you $20 I can kiss you withoutusing my lips. Girl: Bet's on. (kisses her)Guy: I lost.Do you drink a lot of Snapple? Because you look like you're made from the beststuff on Earth.Are you on “America's Most Wanted?Because you're at the top of my list.We would go great together, like peanutbutter and jelly.I just realized this, but you look a lot like mynext girlfriend.I never believed in miracles until I saw you.Are you related to the sun? Becauserunning into you just brightened up my day!The average person falls in love seven timesbefore marriage. You're my lucky seven.If being fine was a crime, then you will just have to pay the time.You almost killed me! I saw you andforgot how to breathe.Santa must've come early this year,because you were first on my Christmas list.I followed a leprechaun to my pot of gold andhe brought me to you.Is this the Matrix? Because I think you're theOne.Guy knocking over girl: Oh my God, I did not just run into the most beautiful girl in the world.POOF! I'm here, what are your other twowishes?I'm yin and you’re yang, we just fit together.Guy: Hey, are my hands cold? Girl: Why?Guy reaching out and touching girl’s cheek:Because your face is really hot!Do you carry another weapon with youbesides your eyes?I would give up eternity to be with you.You know you’re good enough to give mylast name to.I love you like pigs love mud.If a piece of paper meant “sexy,” then you'dbe a forest!Guy: Have you got the time? (girl gives time)Guy: Cool, so you have a watch, I’ll be here at8, don't be late.You plus me equals we.If love could be described by words,Webster would have to make another dictionary just to describe you.You smell that? Smells like love.I see you've got arms, I've got them too! Weshould hook up sometime!I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.I don't normally date models, but OK, here'smy number.I've never seen fashion models off of therunway before!You can call me Mr. Ski Lift because I'llsweep you off your feet.If I had a dollar for every chick I'd seen as hotas you...I'd have one dollar!You better change the lock because I'mthe key to your heart.Should I call you in the morning o just nudge you?Am I dreaming? Because this is so unreal.Do you have some water? Because you setmy heart on fire.I need a place to stay, because you're so hot you burnt my house down.I hope there's a fireman around, because you're smokin'!I believe I’m psychic and my visions tell methat we need to be together.You're the sound in my voice, the rhythm inmy walk, the thunder that vibrates in myheart.....Be my lightning and strike down on me!Do you have a map? Because I just keepgetting lost in your eyes!Guy: This must be the end of a rainbow. Girl:Why? Guy: Because I've just found my pot ofgold.Guy: I almost got arrested for smugglingthese guns into Mexico! (looking at arms).Pinch me, because I must be dreaming!Guy: Can I see your hand? I want to tell you your fortune. (taking girl’s hand and writingphone number on it) Guy: There’s your future.Give me three good reasons why I shouldn'tbuy you a drink.Guy: Give it back. Girl: Give what back?Guy: My breath.Can you do me a favor? Stay beautiful till thenext time I see you.I wish we lived in Alaska where the nightswould last forever.Can I have a Band-Aid? I hurt my knee whenI fell for you.Hey, want to be pirates withme? Maybe we could hook up.Somebody better call AnimalControl because I just spotted a fox.You make Paris Hilton look like a Teletubbie.Hey, my name's Romeo. Want to be myJuliet?You’re so hot you make my teeth sweat...You remind me of cheese...I LIKE cheese.There are over five billion people in theworld. There is someone for everyone. Could itbe that I might be the person for you?I would say “God bless you,” but it lookslike He already did.Guy: Can I have your autograph? Girl: Why?Guy: Well, you are Miss America, aren't you?There must be a monkey here.Because I’m going bananas over you.Do you believe in fairy tales? Becauseone is about to start.Guy: Do you have room in your life for another friend? Girl: Sure. Guy: Wait, I have abetter idea, what about a best friend? Girl: Ok.Guy: Wait, I have an even BETTER idea. Howabout a boyfriend?You’re like a VISA check card. You’reeverywhere I want to be.Guy: Do you have a sewing kit? Girl: No,why? Guy: Because I’m ripped!Before you run, I’m not a freak.By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I cansee myself in them, and damn, I look good!Can I get a picture of you so I can showSanta what I want for Christmas?Can I get your picture to prove to all myfriends that angels really do exist?

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