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can one be racist against douchebaggery? if I see onemore dude in a pink polo with a popped collar I'm going to startmy own hooded gang..

Jillian Potts

at 12:15am May 27

your a douchbaggist Kyle Dibble

at 12:15am May 27

in all fairness, he could have been color and collar blind. Alex Cox

at 12:17am May 27

Kyle, his friends should tell him... friends don't letfriends go out douchebag. Kyle Dibble

at 12:18am May 27

maybe he has no friends. i know i wouldn't want to behis friend, so that's a feasible assumption. Jillian Potts

at 12:18am May 27

lol...unless they are bad friends Alex Cox

at 12:21am May 27

Let's assume for a moment then that douchebags travelin packs, thoughtypicallynot in numbers greater thantwo or three, because they can't even stand each other.Perhaps then they honestly have no one to show themthe error of their douchebaggery? All the more reason toform a group to help these people learn the error of their douchebag ways... Danielle Brockington

at 12:21am May 27

See, it's people like you who have such a limited view of human experience outside your own. Maybe that manhad a cold neck. Or a hickey. And here you are rushing judgment. For shame, Alex. For shame. Jillian Potts

at 12:23am May 27

dani, your the best. Alex Cox

at 12:25am May 27

I've nothing against those simply wishing to warm fromthe cold or conceal the marks from a night of lust... myremarks are limited to1. Dude+2. Pink polo+3. Popped collar= Douchebag...

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at 12:26am May 27

maybe they travel in packs to protect themselves. ormaybe when a few are together, they form a "cloud of oblivion" and do not realize the error of their ways. Lindsey Nothstine

at 12:26am May 27

Alex, I think that's the most loical exlanation - the

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Created about2 months ago travel in packs. They dress the same way... It's not thepink shirts that bother me so much as the poppedcollars on any shirts.. Even worse if they have abackwards baseball cap... I like guys with caps as longas they don't wear them backwards.. Some guys canpull it off... But not with a polo of any kind.. And thenthere's that walk.....Alex Cox

at 12:30am May 27

See, I even allowed a little leeway for the walk in myidentification of douchebaggery... maybe they have anerve condition, or lost a testicle, or just got droppedby their mom too many times, whatever. Jared Trail

at 12:30am May 27

This is the best conversation ever. Kyle Dibble

at 12:31am May 27

well, there are also much better ways to warm a neck.turtlenecks, for example. and polo shirts or dress shirtsdo a fine job of it, as well. the possibility of it being forneck-warming purposes can be thrown out due to thewarm weather. as for a hickey...i highly doubt there wasany action involved with this individual. and i agree, the...

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at 12:33am May 27

how is one collar blind? Amy Epting

at 12:36am May 27

Too funny. My insides hurt from laughing... Lindsey Nothstine

at 12:37am May 27

Kyle, now you're just being silly! Turtlenecks? No. Thoseare for artistic guys a.k.a. the enemy of fratboydouchebags!You do make a good point though.. Douchebags bragabout the action they're getting that they're really notgetting. (Except, in some circumstances, from eachother.)Like Alex said, color and polo alone do not a douchebagmake. Popped collar automatically voids any sense of decency. The only exception is when someone is doingit as a joke to make fun of douchebags.. Alex Cox

at 12:37am May 27

Jared, coming from you, that's the best complement I'llget all month.Kyle: I would like to agree that the douchebag would beunable to get action resulting in a hickey, butunfortunately, experience and knowledge of the worldproves otherwise. The douchebag does indeed have afemale counterpart, heretofore known as theprissedupskank, who ...

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at 12:38am May 27

well i don't know, jillian. i'm not a doctor. but there area lot of terrible afflictions in this world, and they allneed their due recognition. make no mistake, this was adouchebag through and through, more than likely. but if one innocent color/collar-blind person suffers, that's just wrong. Alex Cox

at 12:40am May 27

You seem to be really concerned for the pink polo bycolor-blindness crowd, Kyle... is there a pink polo inyour closet?I'm watching you. Jillian Potts

at 12:43am May 27

i think the correct term is club skank. they are the kindof girl who wears club wear at all times and are attachedto the aforementioned douchbag.lindsey, i do need to add that being in a frat does notmake one a douchbag**however it does put one in a higher risk group Lindsey Nothstine

at 12:44am May 27

Another good point.. But generally, I thinkPrissedupskank spends too much time bent over(Douchebag is more comfortable with this position, yousee, because it's the one he's used to with his fellow

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Create a Profile Badgepopped collar buddies) to kiss necks or anything abovethe belly button...Luckily, both Prissedupskank and Douchebag are easilyrecognizable by ...

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at 12:46am May 27

Of course, Jillian. Not all frat boys (ie. Kyle) aredouchebags.. But the douchebags are generally infraternities... Lindsey Nothstine

at 12:46am May 27

Did that make sense? Lindsey Nothstine

at 12:47am May 27

I prefer Prissedupskank... Oh, and speaking of club wearall the time, it also works when she wears heels toschool.. Who wears heels to college, unless they have aninterview or something? (Business women andprissedupskank are easily distinguished though..) Jillian Potts

at 12:50am May 27

it makes sense, but i'll have to disagree. yes, there arethe "frat-type" douchbags, but there are the other non-frat type that i worry about. they seem more cocky thenthe frat type Alex Cox

at 12:51am May 27

I think the frat types are the more likely to see ingroups, kind of like some of the fembots I've seen insororities. Lindsey Nothstine

at 12:51am May 27

Possibly... At any rate, I have an early day tomorrow, so Imust go to bed.. Damn mornings! Alex Cox

at 12:52am May 27

Same here, I'm off to bed as well. Great conversationpeeps! Lindsey Nothstine

at 12:53am May 27

One more comment... My sister is in a sorority... Shegets pissed any time I say something bad, even if it's a joke.. She's not really your typical sorority girl.. (Thoughshe has dated douchebags, particularly one...) Again,they're not all bad.. But there are definitely some in hersorority who live up to the reputation.... Bridget Lyons

at 12:56am May 27

a hoodie-wearing gang? count me in Alex Cox

at 12:56am May 27

I would never decry someone the choice of somethingthat big in their college lives, and certainly not allsororities or girls that become involved in them are likethat, but there are several that are, just as with frats. It'salmost like a cult, typically to get them out of it, theyhave to graduate and move on, at their own peril... Bridget Lyons

at 12:58am May 27

yet the d-bags will be TKE 4 Life ya know Kyle Dibble

at 12:58am May 27

hey now, let's be kind to fraternities. you'restereotyping, and that's what douchebags who wearpink polos with popped collars do.alex, i own no pink polos. i am in favor of putting anend to douchebaggery once and for all. and i wasactually just kidding. fairness be damned, let's round upa posse. Jeff Guy

at 12:58am May 27

are douches a race? lets not give them too muchcredit... jager bombs.... David Burkett

at 1:00am May 27

I don't have any pink shirts, but I think I'll pop my collarnext time I go to work and take a picture, just for you.I've got a purple one, so I'm gonna assume that'll bedouchbagtistic enough. Lindsey Nothstine

at 1:00am May 27

Don't knock jager bombs! LOL