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Edward Snowden"s Tale - The Most Captivating Saga Of The Year

Edward Snowden"s Tale - The Most Captivating Saga Of The Year

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Keep up to date with these timely articles written by Dr. Jeffery Lant of Worlprofit Inc. Go to http://www.20waystoprofit.com/articles to see more articles like this or call me Patrice Porter 1(306)469-5741
These articles will enlighten you more on the Edward Snowden Saga
Keep up to date with these timely articles written by Dr. Jeffery Lant of Worlprofit Inc. Go to http://www.20waystoprofit.com/articles to see more articles like this or call me Patrice Porter 1(306)469-5741
These articles will enlighten you more on the Edward Snowden Saga

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Keep up to date with these timely articles written by Dr. Jeffery Lant of Worlprofit Inc. Go tohttp://www.20waystoprofit.com/articles to see more articles like this or call me Patrice Porter 1(306)469-5741 These articles will enlighten you more on the Edward Snowden Saga
 
Edward Snowden"s Tale - The Most Captivating Saga Of The Year 
‘Barrack and me, and Eddie makes three/ we’re happy in my blue heaven.’ Obama, Putin andSnowden, their menage a trois, the most riveting story of the year, with lots more scandal to come.August 11, 2013 | Author: Jeffrey Lant | Posted in Dr. Jeffrey Lant’s Article Archive by Dr. JeffreyLant. Author’s program note. Call me irresponsible… call me capricious… call me shiftless… callme devil-may-care… call me fickle… call me feckless… call me giddy. I don’t care what you callme, but make sure I don’t miss the next installment of the most captivating saga of the year, a sagareplete with hapless presidents, clueless and uninformed prime ministers, lithe spies and ham-fistedspy-catchers who couldn’t catch their beloved in flagrante delicto, even if they saw the bitter outragewith their own eyes. It’s got exotic ports of call from the red Orient to the once red (now pink) landsof all the Russias… it’s got more twists and turns than the greatest roller coaster on Earth. It’s got atintinabulum of bells going off in the grandest capitals on terra firma, Washington, D.C., Paris,London, Berlin… with breathless chancellors calling their opposite numbers worldwide; “Angela,darling, have you heard what Vlad just did to Barrack …?” and of course Angela drops everything,and I do mean everything to find out. “No, really… I can’t believe it! Do tell!” Thus these poobahsof exalted rank and tax-exempt perquisites, ensconce themselves in easy (albeit gilded) chair, box of Godiva at the ready, expectantly awaiting the dirty little secrets to follow. Delicious. And here’s the best part: none of us is ever disappointed, because each new installment, each outrageous revelationis more enthralling than the last… which means each is more demeaning, disgusting, disappointingand degrading for the Great Republic and its flatfooted president, the Right Honorable Barrack, whocelebrated his 52nd birthday just the other day by eating another plate of crow flambe’, thatdelectable dish for which I surely hope he has developed a penchant, since he’s eating so very muchof it these days. Music to dine by. To ease Barrack’s dog days and unsettled, restless nights Iherewith leak the little ditty we know to be Vladimir Putin’s favorite; the one he whistles daily in theopulent malachite shower once used by tsars, whose worthy successor he deems himself to be; a permanent imperial presence, not some quotidian official, here today, gone tomorrow. The tune is“My Blue Heaven”. Go to any search engine now. Find the original version composed by Walter Dennison one afternoon in 1924 at the Friars Club in New York City, when he was waiting for histurn at the billiard table. George Whiting wrote the affecting lyrics…. and crooner Gene Austinthrew his notable tantrum Austin, a man with a healthy opinion of his talents, told Victor Companywhich had him under contract, he was unhappy, needed better songs, and insisted that he get thechance to record “My Blue Heaven”… or else. The tantrum paid off… in 1927 Victor gave him theVictor Orchestra, including the famous “His master’s voice” canine… and he then warbled the tunethat sold over 5 million copies, one of the best-selling singles ever with 13 remunerative weeks atthe top of the charts. “Just Molly and me, and baby is three/We’re so happy in my blue heaven.” It issaid that Vlad renders his version with that special voice we all have for shower effusions; resonant,confident, “improved” by brilliant new emendations and astonishing contortions, ready for CarnegieHall and a certain, certainly deserved position at the top of the pops, not merely a singer but a star…And that Mr. Putin most incontrovertibly is, if not in shower, then most assuredly in life… as theHonorable Barrack has come to know… and to rue. No wonder… for Putin (and his new BBFEdward Snowden) are eating his lunch, enjoying every morsel. Let me catch you up on thisscintillating business which has otherwise good people worldwide wagging a nasty finger at eachother, “tsk tsk” their mildest charge and imprecation. It all goes down hill, and rapidly so, thereafter.Before it descends still further, you need to get up to speed . I aim to give satisfaction…. EdwardSnowden. Edward Snowden. Edward Snowden. Just weeks ago you had never heard the nameEdward Snowden. You didn’t know him. Didn’t care. And certainly didn’t have an opinion abouthim, be that positive or consigning him to the devil. All that changed because of Snowden’s nowuniversally known expertise as a master spy, perhaps the most influential ever; a nimble man, fleethttp://www.20WaystoProfit.comCopyright Patrice Porter - 2013 3 of 9
 
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