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a classic call to Tech Support

a classic call to Tech Support

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Published by Carlos
Some calls to tech support...
Some calls to tech support...

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Published by: Carlos on Jul 05, 2007
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1)Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."Customer: "Ok."Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"Customer: "No."Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"Customer "No."Tech Support:: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."--------------------------------------------------------------------2)Customer: "I received the software update you sent,but I am still getting thesame error message."Tech Support:" Did you install the update?"Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"--------------------------------------------------------------------3).Customer: "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."TechSupport:: "Tell me what you've done."Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'."!Tech Support:: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."Customer:: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."Tech Support:: "Insert the MS Word setup disk."Customer:: "What?"Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"Customer: "No..."--------------------------------------------------------------------4).Customer:: "Do I need a computer to use your software?"TechSupport:: ?!%#$--------------------------------------------------------------------5).Tech Support:: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen,can you see the'OK' button displayed?"Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"--------------------------------------------------------------------6).Tech Support:: "What type of computer do you have?"Customer:: "A white one."--------------------------------------------------------------------7).Tech Support:: "Type 'A:' at the promopt."Customer:: "How do you spell that?"--------------------------------------------------------------------8 ).Tech Support: "What's on your screen right now?"Customer: "A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me at the grocerystore."--------------------------------------------------------------------9).Tech Support:: "What operating system are you running?"Customer: "Pentium."--------------------------------------------------------------------10).Customer:! "My computer's telling me I performed anillegal abortion."--------------------------------------------------------------------11).Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder."--------------------------------------------------------------------

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