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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?What is Satan's last name?Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you nakedanyway.Where does the toe tag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?If you’re driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered afelony?Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commercials that says "Notavailable in all states"?If you dug a hole through the center of the earth, and jumped in, would you stay atthe center because of gravity?If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for thecoffin?If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth andyou’re the main witness, what if you say "no"?Do they bury people with their braces on?How far east can you go before you're heading west?How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the finalruling?If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and wentto the states and was still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinkingeven though you did not do the drinking in the states.Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change thedirection of a bowling ball?If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyonedriving slower than you is a moron?If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smellanything like it?If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she stillconsidered a virgin?If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?Is it rude for a deaf person to sign with their mouth full of food?If its 11:30 PM Dec 31 in Texas and 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have aNew York driver's license that expires Jan 2007, does that mean your license hasexpired?What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?If a transvestite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half?Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto withhim?When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?Are eyebrows considered facial hair?If a baby's head pops out at 11:59PM but his legs don’t come out until 12:01, whichday was he born on?In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
Can you daydream at night?Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?Can crop circles be square?If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall throughthe floor?Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as you’re following the directionof the traffic?When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is is brown?Can animals commit suicide?What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangeredplant?If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctorswork on the doctor or the patient?How can something be "new" and "improved"? If it's new, what was it improving on?Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of yourhome?When two people marry, they say, "You may kiss the bride". What do they say if twoMEN get married?Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?Why do people say beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables?If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?Why are the little Styrofoam pieces called peanuts?Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.Do Siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies andconcerts?Why are they called 'Jolly Ranchers'? Who said that the ranchers were jolly?Why do caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person?If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, does it go bad if the cow isn’t refrigerated?How fast do hotcakes sell?Do prison buses have emergency exits?Do astronauts change their clocks when they move over different time zones inspace?Can a black person join the KKK?When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?When there's two men who "get married", do they both go to the same bachelorparty?If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should theysave him?Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?Why is it that before 9/11 they always showed the emergency broadcast system test,and on 9/11 they never used it?If a nursing mother had her nipples pierced would the milk come out of all threeholes?Who was Sadie Hawkins?If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a businessexpense?Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about
putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrateHalloween?Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and specialfeatures, or just the movie itself?Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?What does PU stand for (as in "PU that stinks!")?Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol (e.g. drunk-driving) if they have eaten someone who was drunk?What is the stage of a reptile when it has eggs in it but they haven't been laid? Arethey pregnant?If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does itstop to help them?Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all?Do you yawn in your sleep?Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs’ butts?If a cannibal was on death row could he ask for the last guy that was electrocuted forhis last meal?Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?If you died with braces on would they take them off?If someone has their nose pierced, have a cold, and take their nose ring out. Doessnot come out of the piercing hole?How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice containsartificial flavorings.Do you wake up or open your eyes first?Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to havea Chapter 11?How do you handcuff a one-armed man?If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?Why can't donuts be square?Why put a towel in the dirty clothes basket if when you get out of the shower you areclean?What happens to an irresistible force when it hits an immovable object?If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?Why do overalls have belt loops, since they are held up at the top by the straps?Do people in prison celebrate Halloween.... if so how?Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they getto work?Why are all of the Harry Potter spells in Latin if they're English?What do Greeks say when they don't understand something?What happens if a queen gives birth to a pair of Siamese twins? Who gets to beking?Do all-boys schools have girls’ bathrooms? Conversely, do all-girls schools have boys’ bathrooms?Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?How come cats’ butts go up when you pet them?What would happen to the sea's water level if every boat in the World was taken out
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