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This manual is notintended to help you understand the operationand maintenance of your motor vehicle. Rather, itis meanttoprovide you with invaluable information thatwould, under normaldriving conditions, take mostcar owners months to discover forthemselves. Information thathas been painstakingly gleaned frommany hours of vehicle operation.

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OWNER’SMANUAL

T R O U B L E G O O D M O J O M U S I C R O M A N C E C U S T O M I Z E S T A S H B A S I C S

CONTENTS

The Basics

The Boot, the Bonnet&Commander Cooper 4Detailing 4Assigned Cabin Seating 4-5

BestPlaces to Stash Stuff in your MINI

Coin Caddy 8Toll TicketCranny 8Glove/Ice BoxCooling/Heating Feature 8-9Strategic Golf ClubPlacement9How to Fita Bike 9SecretJogging Key Nook 10Additional Storage Info 10

Customizing your MINI

Motoring Accessories 12Making Your Own DashboardFigurines 13Air Fresheners 14CockpitToggle SwitchConversation Starters 15Proper Use of BumperStickers 15-16

Making Room for Romancein your MINI

Public Displays of Affection(P.D.A.) 18The Backseat:An Introduction 18Making Outin Your MINI 18Unisex Chivalry 18Tips for Shameless FlirtingatRed Lights 18Dating Tips for Married People 19Unconventional Use of Headlampsto AttractAttention 20

Making Beautiful Musicwith your MINI

Strumming on the SteeringWheel 22Tapping on the Roof 22Playing the Tubular Door Bezel 22Activating the Turn Signals 22Switching on theWindshield Wipers 22Accelerator Wah-Wah Pedal 22-23

Essentials of Good Motoring Mojo

Jump Starts 26Acknowledging FellowMotorers 26-27Sharing Your MINI 28

Troubleshooting

Rotating Your Shortsin Public 30Four Things You Should Neverdo to Your MINI 31

Additional Reading 32

THE BASICSBEST PLACES TO STASH STUFF IN YOUR MINICUSTOMIZING YOUR MINIMAKING ROOM FOR ROMANCE IN YOUR MINIMAKING BEAUTIFUL MUSIC WITH YOUR MINIESSENTIALS OF GOOD MOTORING MOJOTROUBLESHOOTING