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 Truth or Dare? Cullen Style
Chapter Two: I’m Gonna be so DeadEmmett’s POV
Ha! Jess is really doing it! This is gonna be so fun! See Jess? There
is
agenius under my large amounts of stupidity. And she says there’snone! Bah! Let’s check it all over again!‘Hey wait! I’m not
stupid 
! I just hide my wiseness. Is wiseness a word?’ That’s what I tell her. But
noooo.
She just keeps on telling me tomature. And then I say ‘I have sex babe. I am more mature than youare’. And then she gets all pissed off and storms away.Alice already pulled Jess upstairs to change for her dare. I bribed Aliceinto dressing her into some outfit that makes her all hot. Hmm! As if!And you are seriously wondering how I bribed her into doing it, right?Anyway, I threatened her Porsche. I told her that I would smash it intoa pulp if she didn’t what I told her. That Porsche is her
life
, well apartfrom Jasper. They have too much lust, too much! But not that morethan me! Hah! Rose and I have the most! I am so proud! Jess screamed. The rest of the family rose up from their seats inconcern. I just shrugged it off. Alice can’t, and won’t, hurt her.“NOOOOOOOO!” screamed Jess from upstairs. “THERE IS NO WAY I AMGOING TO WEAR THAT!”“YES YOU ARE!” Alice yelled back.“HELP ME!” Jess’s scream was ear piercing if that was possible. Shescreamed again.I laughed lightly. My family looked at me like I’m crazy. Wait, no, likeI’m stupid. How many times do I have to tell them that I’m not stupid!Edward chuckled at my thoughts. I directed my next thought to him.
 
Hah, Eddie! Learning much from the hilarious genius?
Edward now frowned and rolled his eyes. I swear I heard him mutter,“More like the genius of stupidity.”Great. Now everyone else heard and burst into laughter.“She’s ready!” Alice shrieked before Jess could silence her.“I AM NEVER GOING TO GO DOWNSTAIRS IN THIS HORRIFIC THING!”“Yes you are.”“NO I’M NOT! THIS IS TOTALLY UPAPPROPRIATE!”“Well, it is appropriate for your dare.”“I DO NOT CARE! DID EMMETT BRIBE YOU INTO DOING THIS? IS THIS THE PORSCHE AGAIN?”“Uh…yes…but you can’t say
again
…”“ALICE YOU’RE UNBELIEVABLE! YOU GIVE UP YOUR SISTER FOR APORSCHE! TRAITOR!”If vampire ears can burst, I think mine just did. Hah! Look at them allcover their ears! Haha Edward scowled!“NO! DON’T PUSH ME DOWN THE STAIRS! DON’T YOU EVEN DAREFORCE ME DOWN THERE MARY ALICE BRANDON CULLEN
!”
 Jess shriekedagain.“Jess…calm down. Relax.” Alice’s voice came from upstairs.“NO I WILL NOT RELAX!”But even as she said that, I felt Jasper sending the feelings of peaceand calm to Jess.
 
“ARGG! JASPER I’M GOING TO KILL YOU! YOU TOO EMMETT! YOU WILLBE THE FIRST TO
DIE
!I was so dead. But I couldn’t help but laugh.“YOU LAUGH ALL YOU CAN EMMETT CULLEN! LAUGH BEFORE YOUCAN’T! I HATE YOU SO MUCH NOW!Haha! Jess is so angry and overreacted right now. Panicked perhaps. Icould see it by looking at Jasper’s movements. Haha, he looks like he’sgoing to burst with anger! He’s mimicking Jess’s feelings, which weremore intense.“EMMETT YOU BETTER MAKE HER CALM DOWN RIGHT NOW!” Jasperexploded. “OR I WOULD HELP JESS RIP YOU TO PIECES AND YOU WON’TSEE DAYLIGHT AGAIN!”“Will I see the moonlight?” I asked him innocently. He and Jess huffedwith anger and impatience. So did everyone else.“NO EMMETT, YOU WILL NOT GOING TO SEE MOONLIGHT EITHER!” Jessyelled from upstairs.“But will I see everything else? How ‘bout Rose?”“AHHHHHH!” Jess and Jasper screamed with impatience.“YOU WOULD NOT SEE ANYTHING EMMETT!” Jasper shouted. Great. Hecrossed over to the dark side.
 And 
he doesn’t eat cookies. Carlisle,Esme, Bella, Nessie, and Rose looked shocked at Jasper’s outburst. Henever let as much anger out before. Edward, well Edward lookedamused that I was being yelled at. Obviously.“EMMETT, YOU ARE GOING TO BE DEAD!” Jess yelled.“I’m already am.” I complained.“WELL YOU WILL DIE AGAIN! AND YOU ARE NEVER COMING BACK!”“Coming back where?”
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smileycindy

THIS IS SOOOO FUNNY!plz write more!

reply10 / 01 / 2009
antoinette m

OMG it is soooooooo funny. please don't stop writing

reply06 / 16 / 2009
!**XXAngelVampirePrincess Ella XX!

OK, first of all I'm soo sorry that I haven't commented earlier, knowing me, I would have commented but I've been at camp. Anyhoo, OMG!! The story is awesome!! Keep writing!!

reply06 / 13 / 2009
lilcupcake101

hahhahaahha Ahh im bursting with laughter. i cant wait for this to be in more storeies and for this dare to keep going. Dont be discoarged please!! keep up writing! the storeies are amazing, i can't wait to find out what different dares could be. IM so excited for the next chapter of truth or dare cullen style. Ohh and by the way i LOVE the story title!!<3 <3! XXX

reply06 / 07 / 2009
Originality

lol this is really funny can't wait to read this next part

reply06 / 07 / 2009
courtney0407

i love it and can't wait to read more

reply06 / 07 / 2009
kriss8585

this is great, love it.

reply06 / 07 / 2009
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