The Interrupting Wife

By Elton Camp John never gets a sentence completed For, by his wife, he is always defeated Whatever he is trying to say, She will begin to yack away She assumes she knows what hell say Like a jackass, she loudly begins to bray May I finish before you commence? To the question she takes much offense What you were going to say, I knew And wanted to say that it is not true! That he might be right never enters her mind Rather, with his every word, fault shell find She follows the example of a fricking bitch Who treated her own husband like a witch Great resentment such interruption brings Yet, to keep on doing it she tightly clings When John protests, this is what shell say: I cant believe that you do me this way. Shes going to interrupt him or burst Her own ideas are both last and first A henpecked fool is all John will be To that, she is definitely going to see