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The Wormhole Effect on Luggage

The Wormhole Effect on Luggage

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Published by dave magee
A humorous, sarcastic spin on lost luggage. Based on real-life experienced, but obviously embellishing a little bit. Something we all can relate to, or at least anyone who has traveled on a plane.
A humorous, sarcastic spin on lost luggage. Based on real-life experienced, but obviously embellishing a little bit. Something we all can relate to, or at least anyone who has traveled on a plane.

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Published by: dave magee on Aug 30, 2013
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