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Are All Executives Bastards?

Short answer: Yes.Long answer: Still Yes.This question came up at a chicks night out that I attended recently. No one in the groupwith all our combined job jumping experiencecould think of a single executive, male or female, who was NOT a bastard.(That included the executives in the group)One of my favorite V-P’s, a real piece of work, prided himself on being just that.He liked to push around anyone he could (that goes without saying).He once threatened to fire me.I looked him square in the eye and taunted “bring it on.”(His executive assistant was having a conniption fit).He just laughed and said I was ‘alright.’Gee thanks, coming from a real bastard, that gives me a warm fuzzy.Anyway, another day I spent a lovely half hour of my lifelistening to him push all the buttons of a job slave.Had this poor man jumping through hoops just because he could.(Bastards feed off fear and only respect other bastards.)I gave him classic K cut eyeandthe V-P said, “What? You think I am a real bastard, don’t you?”My answer was an unabashed and enthusiastic ‘yes.’Again the evil laughter.What did he say to that?Was he sorry?Did he apologize? Nope, all he said was a satisfied ‘good.’Like I made his day or something.So there you have it, from the horse’s… .hhhhmmmm…mouth.All executives are bastards.‘Course if you’ve made it out of the sandbox, you know that already.