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Be Positive Like This Boy

Be Positive Like This Boy

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Published by: Bharath Chandra on Jun 24, 2009
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Be Positive Like This BoyA beautiful Madam was having trouble withone of her students in 1st Grade class. Madamasked,'Boy. what is your problem?'Boy answered, 'I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'msmarter than she is! I think I should be in the4th Grade!'Madam had enough. She took the Boy to theprincipal's office. While the Boy waited in theouter office, madam explained to the principalwhat the situation was. The principal toldMadam he would give the boy a test and if hefailed to answer any of hisquestions he was to go back to the first-gradeand behave.She agreed.the Boy was brought in and the conditionswere explained to him and he agreed to takethe test.Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'Boy.: '9'.Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?'Boy.: '36'.And so it went with every question the
 
principal thought a 4th grade should know. Theprincipal looks at Madam and tells her, 'I think Boy can go to the 4th grade.'Madam says to the principal, 'I have some of my own questions.Can I ask him ?' The principal and Boy bothagreed.Madam asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of'?Boy, after a moment 'Legs.'Madam: 'What is in your pants that you havebut I do not have?'Boy.: 'Pockets.'Madam: What starts with a C and ends with a T,is hairy, oval,delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?Boy.: CoconutMadam: What goes in hard and pink thencomes out soft And sticky?
 
The principal's eyes open really wide andbefore he could stop the answer, Boy wastaking charge.Boy.: BubblegumMadam: What does a man do standing up, awoman does sitting down and a dog does onthree legs?The principal's eyes open really wide andbefore he could stop the answer..Boy.: Shake handsMadam: You stick your poles inside me. You tieme down to get me up. I get wet before you do.Boy.: TentMadam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle withme when you're bored. The best man alwayshas me first.The Principal was looking restless, a bit tenseand took one large Patiala Vodka peg.Boy.: Wedding Ring

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