To embellish a motor vehicle with a vanity licenseplate or plates.
REASONS TO VANITIZE
You're so vain, you probably think this license plate is about you;
It's fun to watch people read your vanity plate, which many willmisconstrue.
It's easier to find vanitized vehicles in a crowded parking lot,so you won't whine;
Vanitized ex-governors could find their vehicles easier with plateslike this one:
Vanitizing is the easiest way for a bald, overweight, middle-agedman to become a
Vanitizing lets you tell everyone you're traveling
If you need a job, you could get this plate:
If you hate your job, you should get this plate:
If you want a spouse fast, you would get this plate:
Vanity plates arecheaper than tattoos and…
you can remove them by taking out the screws!