GOKUThanks, grandpa. With these, I'm gonna beat you once and for all (referring toearlier training session)GOHANHar har, beat up an old man, that would be something to tell your friends, wouldn'tit? (winks slyly at the camera, because he knows Goku has no friends)GOKUTo whom would I tell anyway? I have no friends. People at school think I'm a totalfreak.GOHANGoku, I have to admit to you, sometimes I too just want to beat your Goddamnedface and throw your carcass to the crocodiles, but listen... in addition to being atotal loser, you have this thing called a destiny. It will make YOU the hero. And it'smy task to have you fulfill it. These balls I just gave you, they're a part of it.GOKUBut I don't wanna feel different. Sometimes it's like I almost explode. When themean boys at school say bad things and the girls refuse to have sex with me... Ijust want to tear them apart, you know. Smash their faces into the concrete. Pulltheir hair. I really wanna...Goku pauses, clinching his fists (one ball in each), swallowing. Gohan looks at himwith slight skepticism.GOHANI didn't teach you to fight so that you could beat up boys and have intercourse withfemale classmates, Goku. That's what I will fit into the curriculum of my next pupil.What you must do, is--Goku interrupts.GOKUBut why then, did you teach me martial arts?!GOHANHumph... okay then, I guess it is time. What you have there, my son (Gohan pointsat the balls) is a set of shiny balls, presumably made out of glass.Goku waits for the rest of Gohan's big revealing. Half a minute passes by withoutnone of them saying much. 40 seconds. 50 seconds. 1 minute.GOKUErr, grandpa, that was kind of obvious just by looking at them.GOHAN
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ok not being an ass to you but Dragonball Evolution DESTROYED THE FAME OF ONE OF THE BEST ANIME'S IN HISTORY!!! ok i am done but your work is awesome!!!
haha very funny! ;)
Easy EA, you'll blow a gasket!
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