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Joy Porn Script Bait

Joy Porn Script Bait

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I started this bait with my standard reply – largely ignore the lad’s script and replyas though he’d sent a fan letter to my porn star character Bodil Joensen (the nameof a real porn star – now dead – famous for her farmyard porn movies who was fromDenmark, as is my baiting character, hence the bad english)
Helloinks Joy Thanks you for your emails. I am always happy to hear from fans of my movies especially ladies who writes to me. Are you of the liking animals too?I am sorry to hear that you has the bad luck with father and war, that is sad,but at least you has all his moneys to spend.Maybe you will like my new movies which is come out on 12 July. I can hastwo new movie and these are called "Hot Tiger Coupling" and other is "Draft Horse Frolics". Both is out on DVD by Danskesmut Film and will be availablefrom any good adult shop. I am hopings that you are the liking them.Love and KissesBodil XXX 
Lad writes back and assuming he tries his story again he gets something like this:
Helloings Joy  I am the misunderstandings of your mail and was thinkings you are just writeme fan letter as I get lots fan letters from peoples who are the likings of my films. I always like to be helping out of my fans with their problems and gives theadvice as lots of fans want to get into acting and making adult film. I not know lots about investings of money but adult film is big and growing and aregood investments I thinks. I know of peoples making films that are need backers to hire big setsand expensive prop and good actors and well trained animals if that will be the helping you as can tell you who make film and howmuch they need and if I think film will be the doing well on markets.Does that be help?KissesBodil  XXX 
 
My lad then replied
Dear Boil, I have read your mail and would be happy if you can get one that will be involved in my transaction but if you can be part of it and invest the money on your fil business i will be happy. I wait for your response. Joy.
I didn’t slap him about the “boil” bit :-)
Helloing Joy  Well that is good and adult film is very profitable. I has been the speakingwith two of colleeg in business and they are saying with 50,000 Euro wecould make the very good film last 60 minutes and hire good private zoowhich is in country Hungary where they has the exotic animals which train insex with peoples and we do number in spreadsheet and we can makes 348% profit on investment in 6 month even after the tax. I think that is good investment. We say we even put you in film if you like and give you break into porn actingwhich is good career here in Denmark especially if you do special extremefilm. I has lots fans and make lots money from film, over 100,000 Euro last  year. Let me be the knowings if you want to take part . KissesBodil  xxx 
Lad:
Dear Bodil, I want to be part of your film business and I want to know how we can go about it and what do you think if we can use this my fund to invest on the film business? I want to be fast in concluding this business if youare serious but where you are not I would have to look for another capable person to conclude it. You know with over $4M that I have to invest if we put it into film business we will make so much moneyafter the whole thing. Am waiting for your response. Joy.
 
Me:
Helloings Joy  I am the glad you are finding my proposal good. Now for you to be theinvesting we need to be getting you visa to come to Danemark or England asbusiness investor. My colleeg who are called Anthony Harrison is director of Harrison Entertainment Holdings Ltd who are owners of Danskesmut DVDwhich are company I make all fims for and we has to do contract where for  you invest some money, say 500,000 dollar over 2 year and there is theagreement on how much you gets back and rights and other legal thing.We also need to outline what movies should be and as investor you has toread and approve script. If you like you can has go at write your own script - Ican the help yous with that.  And I hopes you is find me very serious when make film is concern. It alsolots of fun too as you will sees when you comes here.Is that the OK with you. If is I get Mr Harrison to writes to you. Kisses Bodil  XXX 
After introducing the idea of “Mr Anthony” the Bodil character started reporting onconversations she was having with him about Joy, a UK work visa was sent and ladstarted going on about needing money for passports and lawyers but after a while Iintroduce character 2,Anthony Harrisonin person
Hello Joy I know that you have been lucky enough to be speaking with Bodil and weare both really pleased to have you joining us as an investor.Bodil is one of my top grossing stars and we have been discussing a couple of new vehicles that can really show off her talents to the full. certainly with your injection of funds we are able to push the boat out, quite literally, and make something special which will be a step-change in the animal filmmarket. I know that these suggested plot outlines may sound outrageousand I admit that filming them will not be straightforward but it is my instinct that the animal porn business needs to move on from the usual dog and pony show and break new ground and with the new training techniques and animals coming out of Hungary and Latvia we are in a position to do this.Obviously as we will be the first to market we will make the most money!OK so here are three plot ideas. I would like you to consider these carefully and give your thoughts on each of them (feel free to make suggestions) and 

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