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PEOPLE WONDER WHY THE CALL CENTRE GUYS ARE PAID SOMUCH.....…FOR JUST BEING ON THE PHONE…
… Ha Ha Ha …
…I Burst into Laughter Reading This…
TAKE A LOOK:
1)
 Tech Support
 : "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer :
"Ok."
Tech Support :
 "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer :
"No."
Tech Support :
 "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer :
"No."
Tech Support :
 "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer :
"Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."----------------------------------------
 
2)
 
Customer :
"I received the software update you sent, but I am stillgetting the same error message."
Tech Support :
 "Did you install the update?"
Customer:
"No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"--------------------------------------------------
3)
Customer :
"I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
Tech Support :
 "Tell me what you've done."
Customer :
"I typed 'A: SETUP'."
Tech Support :
 "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."
Customer :
"It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."
Tech Support :
 "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
Customer :
"What?"
Tech Support:
 "Did you buy MS word?"
Customer:
"No..."--------------------------------------------------
 
4)
Customer :
"Do I need a computer to use your software?"
Tech Support :
 ?!%#$ (well pretend to smile)--------------------------------------------------
5)
 Tech Support :
 "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can yousee the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer :
"Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
Tech support :
 ##### ***--------------------------------------------------
6)
 Tech Support :
 "What type of computer do you have?"
Customer :
"A white one."
Tech support :
 ******_____####--------------------------------------------------
7)
 Tech Support :
 "What operating system are you running?"
Customer :
"Pentium."
Tech support :
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saran kumar

i've really enjoyed it man.. its was really awesome dude..

reply12 / 09 / 2010
mrzack77

no words from me just ROFL !!

reply01 / 30 / 2010
muhammad

looool ... How can i comment on this!! i can't write on your document haha ..kidding .. nice document

reply08 / 28 / 2009
chaya_k_242929

Too good... laughed my head off (#14)

reply08 / 12 / 2009
Ram2makeDifference

Thanks for your comment... Try ONE MORE...

08 / 12 / 2009
Becca

this is soooooo funny! :D rly gd job!

reply07 / 23 / 2009
Iryna Michon

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

reply07 / 16 / 2009
harry123

its gr8 Loved it LOL good work

reply07 / 16 / 2009
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