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Flying SaucerTravel Tips
How to OptimizeYour Ride in a UFO
by Professor Solomon
 
by Professor Solomon
IllustratedbySteve SolomonPhotography by Leonard Solomon
Flying SaucerTravel Tips
How to Optimize YourRide in a UFO
Copyright © 2009 by Top Hat Press
Professor Solomon
is the author of a comprehensivestudy of the UFO phenomenon (from which this hasbeen taken). His book may be downloaded free at:http://www .professorsolomon.com/ufobookpage.html
 
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 A ride in a UFO is a once-in-a-lifetime event. For some,it is an unnerving event—a misfortune to be endured, thenmercifully forgotten. For others, it is the
opportunity of a lifetime.
 Your experience can be good, bad, or indifferent—depending on your attitude. You can decide from the startthat this is the worst thing that has ever happened to you—and it probably will be. Or you can decide that good for-tune has sought you out. The choice is yours.Look, you’re aboard a flying saucer. So why not calmdown and accept that? And once you’ve done so, go a stepfurther. Resolve to make the most of the situation—toderive
every possible benefit 
from it.“Fine,” you may be saying in a doubtful tone of voice.“But just how do I go about doing that?”It’s a question I hear all the time. And the answer is:Check out the following tips—my 
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for making the most of a flying saucer experi-ence.I have assembled them into two sets. The first consists of things to do while an encounter is still unfolding—that is, while you’re still aboard the ship. The second is for whenyou’re back on Earth. Read through these suggestions.Mark those that seem appropriate to your own needs, tem-perament, or lifestyle.Then, when your encounter begins, you’ll be ready.Ready to
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of it!Okay, here are my tips. To begin with, things to do whilestill aboard:
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To establish an initial rapport with your hosts (orcaptors), make an effort to learn the rudiments of their lan-guage. In the case of the Space People, that won’t be easy.Their language is a complex arrangement of multisyllabic
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Sarita Brown

witty and informational in ways we never expected. very clever.

reply11 / 22 / 2009
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