When you wake up and feel like death, don’t calla doctor. You don’t need a second opinion.You mixed some things together and you drankuntil it was light outside. So just follow ourprescription: cook these recipes and you’ll havea full belly and be feeling better in no time.
TASTY CHOICES BEFORETASTELESS DECISIONS
What you do on your own time when the sun goesdown is your own business. We’re not Maury Povichtrying to put you on blast. But hey, why not makesomething healthful and light, yet still filling andflavorful, before you go do something you will inevitablyregret? (And when you wake up with an extreme needfor a hangover cure, jump back to chapter one.)
JUST BECAUSE YOU DON’T HAVEFRIENDS DOESN’T MEAN YOUCAN’T MAKE DINNER
We wrote a whole chapter of recipes for when it’s just you. Because you are beautiful and you deserveit. You’ll also have great leftovers for lunch the next day.
CAPTAIN DINNER PARTY
Superheroes are all the rage right now. The
thmost-popular Marvel character is getting a franchisetent-pole blockbuster. In the spirit of ridiculouscharacters, we invented Captain Dinner Party.His motto? Cook like EVERYONE is watching.When you got it, flaunt it. So channel CDP andcreate some epic feasts for any occasion.
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These desserts are awesome. They are unlike any youwill find in any other cookbook, anywhere in the entireworld, throughout all of history, including the future.And the past. Conclude your food adventure here.Or start it here?!?
That’sthe sound of your mind being blown. By dessert.
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JUST ADD BACON
Even though we’re not vegetarians, we definitelysort of, kind of accept people who are. It’s like yourdecision, man. It’s not exactly “cool” anymore, buthey, who are we to judge you? And if you do fall off the farmers’ market wagon, you can follow our“meatification” suggestions at the end of each recipe.
DADDY NEEDS A SNACK
Hors d’oeuvres, snackies, canapés, snack ’ems,appateezees—call them what you will, but at theircore, they are little bites of heaven. Angelic flavorwings deliver these tiny umami-packed nibblesto your mouth. So if you’re throwing a classy affair,going over to someone’s house for a dinner party,or just nostalgic for a bar mitzvah, turn to this chapter.
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CHOOSE YOUR OWN FOOD ADVENTURE