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Hyper HarperThis is a Mario story, and imma get help writing this from my bff! ^^ Plz commentand whatnots!Chapter 1- Sugar and Warpipes and whatnot!Harper woke up at 5AM VERY VERY grouchy…as in Get-In-My-Way-Or-Drop-Dead grouchy…“I know what’ll help my predicament!” Harper shouted joyfully. “Sugar, and lots ofit!”Harper ran right up to the sugar bowl and began to pour the sweet stuff in hermouth. “No-that’s-not-enough-I-need-COFEEEEEE!” Harper squealed, gulping down hermother’s just made coffee. “OMIGAD-Lyk-OOPS-that-was-my-mommmieeeesss!-She-won’t-catch-me-thoughhh!” Harper yelped, and then added, “I’LL FIND A WARPIE PIPE TOMARIO WORLLLLLDDD!” She slipped on sandals and ran outside (still in her pajamas,the silly goose O.o) “GOT MEH OUT IN THE WATER SO DEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!” Harper sangas she waited for a green warp pipe to pop out of her yard. Well, she was hopingthe warp pipe would. And you know what? The craziest thing happened. The warp pipeDID pop up…“HUMPH! ITS ABOUT TIME STUPID WARP PIPE THINGIE MA BOBBER!” Harper scolded,jumping in.Chapter Two- Mario World and To-Do-Lists
 
Harper popped out of a green warp pipe and landed on her buttox. “OOPHES! OMG IMREALLY IN LYK MARIO-NESS WORLD! WHAT SHOULD I DO FIRST! I’LL MAKE A LIST!”Harpers OMG LYK TOO DOO LISTTTT!1. Ride a yoshi.2.Meet da Mario crew!3. Eat some Fat Cakes :D4. Have some more fat cakes.5. Meet lyk the princess royalties!“Okies, this means I first must find a yoshi.”OMG sorry chapter 2 is short! Im working on it okay? SO STOP NAGGING MEH!!! O.oChapter Three- Riding a Yoshi Part One-THE RIDEHarper ran off at her sugar n’ caffeine rushed pace to the Mushroom KingdomMarket.Harper: OMG! Lyk is any yoshiz lyk here?Yoshi1: Yes, oh crazy one.Yoshi2: Yup!Yoshi3: LYK OMG YES I AM! IM A YOSHI! WANT A RIDEEE!Harper: Okay Yoshi3! Hey do you have a name?Me: I didn’t think of him one D: I didn’t think it was important, OKAY?!Yoshi3: It’s okay I guess….Harper: Okies! LET US RIDE OFF TO THE MARIO DOODS HOUSES!!!!Yoshi3: OMG lyk OKAI!!!!!
 
~Yoshi3 and Harper gallop off to the Mario peoples house~Harper: Hmm… I think I shall devise a plan of mass destruction!Yoshi3: You mean a prank?Harper: YEP! I LOVE PRANKS! AND IF YOU DON’T I’LL KILL YOU!Yoshi3: Hold your gun, my good friend! I adore pranks!~Harper whispers her plan to Yo. Yep. I finally named the Yoshi. His name is Yo.~Chapter 3- Riding a Yoshi Part Two-THE PRANKHarper: *knocks on Mario and luigi’s doors* Excuse me???????????????*Mario answers*Mario: Yes what is---- OMG IS THAT A GUN?!Harper: YES AND IF YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR YOU, YOULL GIVE ME ALL YER FAT CAKES!Mario: LUIGIIII SAVE MEEEEEEEEEE!*harper whispering to Yo: What the crap. Isn’t he the hero O.o?**Yo whispering back to Harper: I thought so too O.o he is SO not my idol anymore!*Luigi: *in plaid pants and polka dot shirt* Yea Mario? Is it the mailman again? Ikeep telling you, HES NOT POCESSED!Harper: *holding up gun menacingly* I’m not a processed mail man. I’m a hypergirl who has a gun. And your dressed lyk a CLOWN!Luigi: *stuttering* D-d-d-d-d-d-rop the g-g-g--g-g-gun!Harper: NOT UNLESS YOU GIVE ME YOUR FREAKING FAT CAKES!!!!Luigi: *relieved* Okay.. *nods and runs off for kitchen*Mario: Phew!Harper: O.o Daaaang, yer like a baby!
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Victor Squire

Good job and LOL. Write more plz.

reply04 / 25 / 2010
guineapigcutie

okay, if you write more Mario Crew stories :O

reply07 / 15 / 2009
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