Hall Pass
By
Pete Jones
September 7, 2005EXT. SCHOOL -- DAY
RICK walks hand in hand with his three-year-old daughter
EMMA toward the preschool.
RICK MILLS, 35, chunky, balding on top, hairy everywhere
else, OLD NAVY, uncomfortable.
Rick punches in the security code to the gate and the door
opens to a courtyard where all of the moms wait for the kids.
Rick, distracted by all of the smiling moms, swings the gate
closed behind him before little Emma completely enters. The
swinging gate knocks Emma on the ground and she screams.
RICK
Oh Baby I'm sorry.
Rick picks her up and hugs her.
RICK (CONT'D)
Daddy is so sorry. The gate just
closed on you.
Rick points to the gate.
RICK (CONT'D)
Bad gate!
Emma stops crying and points to the gate.
EMMA,
Bad gate!
The kids fly out of the classroom. KERRY, 5, runs to Rick.
KERRY
Daddy! Daddy!
Rick hugs her and puts her down. Kerry excitedly hands her
picture to Rick. Rick unfolds it and he and Emma look at
the drawing.
EMMA.
That's our house.
Emma points to the house in the drawing.
EMMA (CONT'D)
That's me.
Emma points to a little stick figure girl with long hair and
tiny features.
EMMA (CONT'D)
And I'm holding Kerry's hand.
A taller stick figure girl with longer hair.EMMA (CONT'D)
And Kerry's holding Mommy's hand.
An even taller stick figure girl with a pretty dress and
beautiful long hair.
EMMA (CONT'D)
And that's you Daddy.
A fat, bald stick figured man whose prickly haired hands are
bigger than the heads of the other three.
RICK
This sure is a keeper.
Rick grabs the girls’ hands and they walk out of the
courtyard.
KERRY
Where's Mommy?
RICK
Working.
KERRY
Is she working all weekend?
RICK
Yep.
KERRY
Aw.
Rick buckles the kids into the car.
INT. CAR -- DAY
Rick sings along with the kids to the song on. the radio as
they drive through town.
Rick passes the strip mall and sees the massage parlor in
the back corner. He eyes two business men walking out
grinning ear to ear.
EXT. PARK -- DAY
The girls let go of Rick's hand as they run for the
playground.
KERRY
I'm gonna do the monkey bars.
EMMA
Me too.
KERRY
You stink at the monkey bars.