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It's Not All Flowers and Sausages Excerpt

It's Not All Flowers and Sausages Excerpt

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Ever wonder what it’s like to walk through the Greek and Roman statue hall in an art museum with two dozen second graders? (There are lots of naked people in that hall!) What would you do if you received a naughty negligee from an innocent 10-year-old when teacher appreciation day rolled around? (It came complete with a note that it was really for Mr. Mimi!) How would you deal with incompetent bosses, cleaning staff that doesn’t believe in cleanliness, and co-workers who thwart every attempt to keep sanity in your life? Mrs. Mimi deals with all of these conundrums and happenings with a sense of humor as well as a sense of wonder at the joy children bring to the adults in their lives.

Just as Erma Bombeck chronicled the absurd she found in the mundane happenings of everyday life, Mrs. Mimi recounts hilarious tales of the trials and tribulations she faces all the time in her classroom. Who is Mrs. Mimi? She’s a young, dedicated, and charismatic teacher who shows that one can overcome any challenge with poise, passion, and humor—even when you have toilet paper stuck to the bottom of your shoe.
Ever wonder what it’s like to walk through the Greek and Roman statue hall in an art museum with two dozen second graders? (There are lots of naked people in that hall!) What would you do if you received a naughty negligee from an innocent 10-year-old when teacher appreciation day rolled around? (It came complete with a note that it was really for Mr. Mimi!) How would you deal with incompetent bosses, cleaning staff that doesn’t believe in cleanliness, and co-workers who thwart every attempt to keep sanity in your life? Mrs. Mimi deals with all of these conundrums and happenings with a sense of humor as well as a sense of wonder at the joy children bring to the adults in their lives.

Just as Erma Bombeck chronicled the absurd she found in the mundane happenings of everyday life, Mrs. Mimi recounts hilarious tales of the trials and tribulations she faces all the time in her classroom. Who is Mrs. Mimi? She’s a young, dedicated, and charismatic teacher who shows that one can overcome any challenge with poise, passion, and humor—even when you have toilet paper stuck to the bottom of your shoe.

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IT’S NOT ALL
IT’S NOT ALL
FLOWERS AND
FLOWERS AND
SAUSAGES
SAUSAGES
MY ADVENTURES IN SECOND GRADE
MY ADVENTURES IN SECOND GRADE
BY
BY
 
MRS. MIMI
MRS. MIMI
AS CREATED BY JENNIFER SCOGGIN
AS CREATED BY JENNIFER SCOGGIN
 
This is a work o humor. Names, characters, places, and incidentsare either the product o the author’s imagination or used fctitiously.Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, business establish-ments, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.© 2009 Jennier ScogginPublished by Kaplan Publishing, a division o Kaplan, Inc.1 Liberty Plaza, 24th FloorNew York, NY 10006All rights reserved. The text o this publication, or any part thereo,may not be reproduced in any manner whatsoever without writtenpermission rom the publisher.Library o Congress Cataloging-in-Publication DataScoggin, Jennier.It’s not all owers and sausages : my adventures in second grade /Jennier Scoggin As Mrs. Mimi.p. cm.ISBN 978-1-60714-066-51. Schools--Humor. 2. Teaching--Humor.3. School children--Humor. I. Title.PN6231.S3S855 2009372.1102’07--dc222009017494Printed in the United States o America10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1ISBN: 978-1-60714-066-5Kaplan Publishing books are available at special quantity discountsto use or sales promotions, employee premiums, or educational pur-poses. Please email our Special Sales Department to order or or moreinormation at kaplanpublishing@kaplan.com, or write to KaplanPublishing, 1 Liberty Plaza, 24th Floor, New York, NY 10006

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