IT’S NOT ALL

FLOWERS AND

SAUSAGES

MY ADVENTURES IN SECOND GRADE

MRS. MIMI

AS CREATED BY JENNIFER SCOGGIN

This is a work o humor. Names, characters, places, and incidentsare either the product o the author’s imagination or used fctitiously.Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, business establish-ments, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.© 2009 Jennier ScogginPublished by Kaplan Publishing, a division o Kaplan, Inc.1 Liberty Plaza, 24th FloorNew York, NY 10006All rights reserved. The text o this publication, or any part thereo,may not be reproduced in any manner whatsoever without writtenpermission rom the publisher.Library o Congress Cataloging-in-Publication DataScoggin, Jennier.It’s not all owers and sausages : my adventures in second grade /Jennier Scoggin As Mrs. Mimi.p. cm.ISBN 978-1-60714-066-51. Schools--Humor. 2. Teaching--Humor.3. School children--Humor. I. Title.PN6231.S3S855 2009372.1102’07--dc222009017494Printed in the United States o America10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1ISBN: 978-1-60714-066-5Kaplan Publishing books are available at special quantity discountsto use or sales promotions, employee premiums, or educational pur-poses. Please email our Special Sales Department to order or or moreinormation at kaplanpublishing@kaplan.com, or write to KaplanPublishing, 1 Liberty Plaza, 24th Floor, New York, NY 10006