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    A police officer pulled over a doughnut truck driver for speeding. The obese police officer approached the driver to ask why he was stopped. Instead of giving the usual response, the bold driver offered the large officer doughnuts and called him fatso.

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    A witty remark can be a huge mistake

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    A police officer pulled over a doughnut truck driver for speeding. The obese police officer approached the driver to ask why he was stopped. Instead of giving the usual response, the bold driver offered the large officer doughnuts and called him fatso.

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    The Traffic Stop

    Uploaded by

    Elton Camp
    A police officer pulled over a doughnut truck driver for speeding. The obese police officer approached the driver to ask why he was stopped. Instead of giving the usual response, the bold driver offered the large officer doughnuts and called him fatso.

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    The Traffic Stop

    By Elton Camp Dewey was late in his doughnut truck While speeding, why what the luck He saw the flashing of a blue light And a sirensuch a scary sight Dewey pulled to the shoulder to wait Up walked a cop of prodigious weight He was four hundred pounds at least So that he looked more like a beast The obese officer took the driver to task Know why I stopped you? he did ask Dewey knew the thing he should say However, that wasnt gonna be today Why yes, Im sure that I know. Have some doughnuts, fatso.

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