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Hi folks, I was just finished downloading, and installingAustralian-, American-, and British English dictionary, andstumbled upon the below-quoted (in full dude) TRUE account,that might still make President OBAMA smile (or sneer?) whenhe reads this. Joe Jussac, Jr.A few days ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some BasicEnglish conversation training before he visits Washington andmeets president Barack Obama...The instructor told Mori Prime Minister, when you shake handwith President Obama, please say 'how r u'.Then Mr. Obama should say, 'I am fine, and you?' Now, youshould say 'me too'. Afterwards we, translators, will do the work for you.'It looks quite simple, but the truth is...When Mori met Obama, he mistakenly said 'who r u?' (Instead of 'How r u?'.)Mr. Obama was a bit shocked but still managed to react withhumor:'Well, I'm Michelle's husband, ha-ha...'Then Mori replied 'me too, ha-ha.. .'.Then there was a long silence in the meeting room.
 
The following r for INDONESIAN only, u English-speaking people will not understand.BTWm kalu Loe ga KETAWA ngakak ngebaca kisah di atas, berarti kecakapan bahasaInggrismu, SORRY dude, masih JONGKOK abis abisan.Mari, kini kita berseloroh aje deh. Serius amat, kaya our President SBY ngaitin terror BOM bunuh diri (guablognya itu pengebom ngaku muslim!) dengan PILPRES. Ngono yo ngono pakde, ning aja ngono. Ora ILOK pakde. ISTIGHFAR 1000x pakde!A.
Guyonan perdana: (kali Loe belon pernah denger) Raden Mas
ROEM
(baca
: rum
),anggota DPR Pusat dari SOLO. Ya Jowo lah beliau, kaya diriku yg ra mutu ini yo...1.Alkisah, ini kejadian
etok etok 
alias pura pura ga sungguh2 terjadi, tapi adasetting taonnya, 1960an. DPR RI melakukan kunjungan balasan ke Parlemen
Hostrali 
di Canberra.Hari SABTU, lagi ga ada Sidang, alias OFF. So, para anggota DPR RI termasukMas
ROEM
 
keluyuran
ngliat liat downtown Canberra. Lantas, melihat sebuahTOSERBA, lha di NKRI kan baru ada SARINAH itu di Jl. MH Thamrin.
Celingukan
beliau sendirian masuk ke toserba iru. SPG-nya ga banyak macamdi NKRI abad ini, inflasi SPG laki-perempuan, padat karya, maka, harga barangapapun yang dijual jadi mahal, naik terus tiap minggu. Lha
rakyo
buat mbayarinitu SPG berjubel, kalo istirahat duduk di lantai pojokan rak rak barang2, ada yangpahanye dipamerin alias
DILER 
kata wong Yogya. Ya
glek glek nyem nyem
to yokita orang yang nglihat sekejab,
katoke jambon....
!Kita teruskan Mas
ROEM
tadi. Beliau mendadak menemukan ACAR di botol,isinya acar 
JAMUR
. Kuulangi yo rek; acar 
JAMUR
. Bahasa Inggrisnya,
MUSHROOM 
(ini juga KATA KERJA, termasuk artinya melebar/membengkak dll).Kata itu DIUCAPKAN, MAS(h – pake H)RUM.Raden Mas ROEMBONO (panggilan akrab di Senayan,
Mas RUM
), terheranheran, bertanya tanya di dalam hatinya (yang polos jujur ga KKN-an!), ‘Ealah, lhakok ada ACAR jamur to yo di Ostrali? Lha kok, di SARINAH
ra ana
(ga ada)”,sambil dia pegangin botol acar 
JAMUR
itu.

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