Issue One:

Hello and welcome to the first issue of CoffeeCrumbs. If you are reading this you probably likecoffee. We do too. A lot. In fact this whole zine wasstapled together during a caffeinated frenzy of chaoticoutput. That said there may be some typos and straylines. I apologize for this behavior. Our editor, in afit of anti-capitalist mania, moved to Alaska. Inspired by Grizzly Man she’s taken a liking towards seal meatin hopes of being accepted by their local polar bearpopulation. She’s dead now, so we print this zine inher unspecified honor.I feel obligated to warn you that some drawingsor stories will not be suitable for children. We are nottelling you how to raise your kids. I’m just sayingthere could be some naughty words. Other stories willnot be suitable for adults. But I guarantee that everypage is 100% suitable for monkeys. I fucking lovemonkeys. (See, I warned you, bad words.)Please tell us what think of this so called CoffeeCrumbs zine. If you wanna complain, submit, sendus a dollar, criticize, offer grammatical advise, give usdrink recipes or just sort of rant write us an email at

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. Why? Because google owns our souland yours too.That’s it for intros please enjoy Coffee CrumbsIssue one: The Flies. Thank you and have a wonderfulday.Your friends,Dim Media