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performer landed on his face, he was able to parrot is no stool pigeon.
The Top 100 Weird jump right up and elude officers -- first on foot, 89. Man Sues Doctors for Amputating
Stories of 2008 and then by swimming across a pond. All the
while, his hands were cuffed behind his back.
Penis
A Kentucky man went in for a routine
According to an onlooker, "He swam across circumcision (if there is such a thing) and woke
100. Teenager Jailed for Making like Flipper." It wasn't until a week later that up to find his entire penis amputated. Not
Grandmother Do Gangster Rap Video police were able to catch up with him -- and surprisingly, Kevin George is suing his doctors,
Eighteen-year-old Florida man Michael Alfinez only because he turned himself in. who claim they spotted cancer and made an
was jailed for shooting a homemade rap video emergency decision that couldn't wait until he
in which he coaxed his senile grandmother into 94. Woman Tricked into Sex by Penis woke up a few hours later.
holding a gun and threatening to "shoot all Cream Treatment
pigs." According to detectives, 85-year-old An English schoolteacher alleged in court that a
Marie Huertes said she felt "ashamed" while Syrian airline pilot tricked her into having sex 88. Nine-year-old-boy Told He's Too
viewing the video and that "they are making a with him by claiming the best way to apply a
criminal out of me." The rest of the Alfinez Good to Pitch
certain gynecological ointment into her vagina A nine-year-old Little Leaguer was told that his
family chalked it up to the proverbial was via the tip of his penis. According to her
"misunderstanding." 40 mph fastball was just too speedy, and he was
lawyer, this happened more then once, and the banned from pitching in the Youth Baseball
man "thrust slowly or quickly" during specific League of New Haven, Conn. When his coach
99. Man Banned by Court from sessions depending on "doctor's advice." defied the league edict and put Jericho Scott
Girlfriend's Home After Noisy Sex back on the mound, the league disbanded his
A British court banned 32-year-old Adam 93. Nude Maid Takes off with 40K in team. "I feel sad," Scott said. "I feel like it's all
Hinton from visiting the apartment of a 28-year- Jewels my fault nobody could play."
old girlfriend after neighbors complained about A "nude maid," who advertised her services on
their noisy lovemaking sessions. One woman Craigslist for $100 an hour, allegedly stole 87. Man Calls 911 Over Incorrect
told the court her young daughter was so $40,000 worth of jewels from the home of a
traumatized by the sounds of intense pleasure Sandwich
Tampa man who solicited her. What doesn't gel Reginald Peterson dialed 911 not once, but
that the toddler began suffering nightmares and about this story is that there are only a couple of
wetting the bed. twice, after the sandwiches he ordered from
places a nude woman can hide jewelry, and they Subway did not have all the fixings he had
would be the places somebody who just paid requested. When the cops arrived and tried to
98. German Playboy Files Charges $100 to see her naked would have his eyes on. explain to Peterson the proper way to use the
Against Girl for Refusal of Sex emergency response service, he was
Despite a night on the town that ended back at 92. Woman Brands Thoughtless Date uncooperative and they arrested him. It should
his place, a 19-year-old Berlin woman refused with Hot Iron surprise no one that this went down in Florida.
to have sex with 77-year-old German playboy Kristina Caban was sentenced to five years in
Rolf Eden, saying he was too old for her. So prison after being found guilty of branding the 86. Graffiti Snails Attack London
what did Eden do? He sued her for ageism. body of a date who never called her back after A British graffiti artist known only as Slinkachu
"After all, there are laws against they had sex. Caban and Samir Sarah went out decided to unleash on the world a slow-moving
discrimination," the septuagenarian argued. in 2004, but it wasn't until December of 2006 art project -- snails with graffiti painted on their
Legal experts predict the old man will also that Caban lured Samir to a hotel and, with the backs. The 28-year-old reassured Metro UK
strike out in court. help of her new boyfriend, used a hot iron to readers, "No snails were harmed -- they just had
burn an "R" on Samir's torso. their homes vandalized."
97. WTF! Woman in Cow Suit
Arrested for Creating Chaos 91. Guy Had Sex with 1,000 Cars 85. Sarah Palin Sex Doll
Thirty-two-year-old Michelle Allen was Edward Smith, a self-confessed Machaphiliac, The litigiously savvy adult product
arrested for an all-day rampage that included has confessed to making love to 1,000 cars. One manufacturers who created a blow-up sex doll
terrorizing small children, blocking traffic and can't help but be suspicious of a claim of sexual in the image of Alaska's sexiest governor ever
urinating on porches (none her own). Oh, and conquest -- whether it be of flesh and blood or (sorry Frank Murkowski), labeled it the "This Is
she did it all dressed as a cow machine -- that contains such a nice, round NOT Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll." But
number. Nevertheless, most folks would still be they were willing to concede the sex toy could
96. Woman Puts Seatbelt on Beer, Forgets comfortable granting that Smith has porked help you "cross party lines with your own
About Baby more cars than the typically lonely guy. Oddly, inflatable running mate."
A Florida woman arrested for drunk driving had Smith lists "his most intense sexual experience"
a case of beer buckled up safely while her one- as the time he was able to make love to the 84. Man Sues Doctor for Stapling His
year-old daughter sat in the back seat secured helicopter from the 1980 TV hit "Airwolf." A
by neither car seat nor seat belt. When the Butt Shut
bi-machaphiliac?
arresting officer asked why the girl wasn't A West Virginia man is suing his doctor in
restrained Tina Williams replied, "I don't federal court after a botched surgery that left his
90. Lost Parrot Tells Veterinarian His rectum stapled shut. As a result of this tragedy,
know."
Address Ronald Watkins had to go 17 days without
A lost parrot that refused to speak to the police defecating. Watkins's lawsuit doesn't seek a
95. Greatest Police Car Escape Ever Made
who rescued him opened right up when the cops specific amount of damages.
by a Gay Porn Star
turned him over to a vet, reciting his name and
After being arrested for possessing a half-ounce
address as his owner had trained him to. "I tried
of crack and a handgun, gay porn star Taleon
to be friendly and talk to him," said police
head-butted his way out the back window of a The Top 100 Weird Stories of 2008
officer Shinjiro Uemura, "but he completely
moving police car. Even though the adult Continued on Page 4
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Continued from Page 3 Orgy!
A British newspaper reported that an end-of-
the-school-term party in the town of Cumbria
83. Did Adolf Hitler Draw Disney literally turned into an orgy, with almost 200
Characters? students "having unprotected sex in a village
A Norwegian museum director claims to have square." We tend to be a bit skeptical of these
discovered pictures of Disney cartoons drawn stories -- especially when they come from the
by Adolf Hitler during World War II. Hitler was “Any species who
sensationalist British tabloid press -- but is there
a trained artist and a known fan of Disney films. has done so much
a more awesome combination of words than
This dichotomy between childhood innocence damage to a plant is
"having unprotected sex in a village square"?
and perhaps the worst person who ever lived is anything but
sure to fetch a small fortune when the prints go intelligent!”
76. Facebook Water Fight Turns
to auction. A teenage girl participating in a water fight
promoted on Facebook was slammed to the
82. Court Finds Model Innocent Based ground by a burly young man she had angered
on Breast Size by squirting red juice on his white T-shirt.
Serena Kozakura, a buxom Japanese bikini Bringing juice to a water fight is certainly a
model, was charged and initially found guilty of huge faux pas, but it still doesn't come close the
breaking into a man's apartment by kicking a abomination that is girl-punching. So what
hole in the door and crawling through. But, on happens next? "
appeal, her lawyer had a Johnny
Cochrane/Jackie Childs-like revelation and was 75. Size-16 Beauty Queen
able to convince a judge that the hole in the door Striking a bloated blow for "real women"
wasn't big enough for Kozakura's 44-inch bust everywhere, Chloe Marshall -- both 16 and a
to fit through. If the t*ts don't fit, you must size 16 -- won the Miss Surrey beauty pageant,
acquit. qualifying her to compete for Miss England.

81. "What Are You Doing Here?" Man 74. Man Robs Little Girl's Lemonade
Asks Wife at Brothel Stand
A Polish man got the shock of his life when he One of the few things more embarrassing than “Hey! Don’t worry! It’s only an ice
visited a brothel and spotted his wife of 14 years being caught robbing a lemonade stand is being particle!”
among the working girls. The couple decided to caught robbing a lemonade stand because the
divorce. 12-year-old proprietor of said lemonade stand
was able to run your sorry ass down. But that is
80. Topless Woman Lured Perverts in exactly what happened to 18-year-old Steven
Sting Operation Tryon. Unfortunately for Steven, shame can't be
Forty-two-year-old Robin Garrison probably used to buy more crack.
thought it was his lucky day when he
encountered a flirtatious topless woman in a 73. Dogs Risks Life to Save Kittens
Cleveland park. Eventually she asked to see his from Fire
penis, as flirtatious topless women sometimes Fire breaks out in home. Dog stays inside the
do. Seconds after unzipping, a van filled with burning building guarding a cardboard box full
undercover police officers pulled up, and of kittens. Kittens, rescued. Dog succumbs to
Garrison was arrested for public indecency. smoke inhalation but is revived. Inter-species
Needless to say, Garrison is claiming chivalry makes everyone say "AWWWW".
entrapment.
72. 19-Year-Old Gets World's Longest
79. Woman Sues American Airlines Super Name
over Masturbating Passenger A 19-year-old British man has officially
A woman has filed a $200,000 lawsuit alleging changed his name to "Captain Fantastic Faster
an American Airlines crew allowed another than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine
passenger to go all "There's Something About Hulk and the Flash Combined." For accuracy's
Mary" up in her hair. She had fallen asleep and sake, we insist he tack an "Able to Repel Real
awoke to find the stranger finishing off on her Woman With a Single Ridiculous Name" onto
tempting tresses. While this is clearly a horrible the back of that monstrosity.
thing to have happen, many question why she is
suing the airline, and not the pervert. 71. Cannabis Blunder at Tokyo
Airport
78. Woman Wakes Up with New In an attempt to test airport security, customs
Exotic Accent officers at Tokyo's Narita airport stuck 142
Cindy Lou Romberg woke up one morning with grams (1/3 of a pound) of marijuana in the
brand new exotic accent, which sounds like a luggage of a random passenger. The test failed
mix of Russian, German and Swedish. What miserably when drug-sniffing dogs were unable
made this particularly odd is that Romberg had to detect the large cache. The marijuana has yet
never once left her hometown of Port Angeles, to be returned. "
Wash. Doctors attribute the vocal change to a
delayed reaction from a severe brain injury
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The Top 100 Weird Sex Competition
Stories of 2008 64. Teen Hacker May Get 38 Years in In July, nine British women were arrested for
Jail for Changing His Grades participating in an oral sex contest on the Greek
Continued from Page 4
An 18-year-old from Orange County, Calif., is island of Zakynthos. Each was charged with
facing 38 years in prison after being arrested for prostitution, and the male parts of the equation
70. Woman Has Full-Sized Wedding hacking into his school's computer system and were hit with encouraging obscene behavior. "
Cake of Herself changing his failing grades to As. It is alleged
Instead of just getting one of those generic Omar Khan broke into the school using a master 56. Formerly Rude Customer Leaves
bride-and-groom cake toppers, Chidi Ogbuta key, and then installed spyware on the school's Waitress $50K and a Buick
went all out and had her entire wedding cake hard drives, allowing him to change his grades Waitress Melina Salazar served Walter "Buck"
molded into her image -- and her image alone. from home. Swords, despite his curses and unreasonable
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demands, over the course of seven years. When
and run fast. And when your muscles ache, and 63. Man with Suicide Victim's Heart the cantankerous old man died at 89, he
the burn of your lungs becomes unbearable ... Takes Own Life surprised everybody by leaving Salazer
run some more.
In April, a man who 12 years earlier received a $50,000 and his Buick. It's like the sappy,
heart transplant from a suicide victim -- and made-for-TV version of "As Good as It Gets."
69. Boy Fed Zoo Reptiles to Crocodile then married the dead man's wife -- also died of
A seven-year-old boy scaled a fence at the Alice a self-inflected gunshot wound. According to 55. Fake Seat Belt Fools Police, Fails
Springs Reptile Centre in Australia and then Zlorp, "Anyone thinking the heart has anything
proceeded to kill thirteen exotic animals --
to Cheat Death
to do with it is clearly overlooking the fact that A New Zealand man who had been ticketed 32
mostly by throwing them into an enclosure the wife is the likely culprit here."
housing a hungry crocodile. The smirking boy's times for not wearing his seat belt finally had
30-minute reptile massacre was captured on enough and designed a homemade fake seat belt
62. Dozens of High School Girls Make to throw off the fuzz. Then he died when he was
security cameras, prompting outrage in
Australia.
Pact to get Pregnant thrown into his steering wheel during a low-
Last summer it was discovered that 17 girls at impact collision.
Gloucester High School were expecting babies -
68. Teen Delivers LSD Cookies to
- more than four times the number of 54. Fake Cop Arrested After Pulling
Police Departments pregnancies the school of 1,200 students had the
It's usually just the stuff of urban legends, but,
Over Real Cop
year before. What sprung this story into national A Connecticut man impersonating a police
according to authorities, 18-year-old Christian prominence was a rumor that many of the girls
Phillips dosed a basket of cookies with LSD for officer got the shock of his life when he
had entered into some sort of pregnancy pact. attempted to pull over a real police officer.
real, and then delivered it to his local police
department! Phillips may have even gotten Israel Gomez went all out in his deception,
61. Portland High School Students Try using a siren and loudspeaker to coax Lt.
away with playing Timothy Leary to the
unknowing law enforcement set if he hadn't
to Fool Parents Ronald Bair off the road. Gomez was charged
returned with another tripped out basket a few High school students in Portland, Ore., used with impersonating a police officer, reckless
days later. Phillips denies there was any LSD in official school letterhead and stationery to mail driving and improper use of a red flashing light.
the cookies, but admits his friends may have a note to parents asking them to consider It is further proof that we can all make our own
baked some pot in as "a joke." opening up their homes for post-prom parties as bad luck.
"a safe, secure place for students to have fun,"
adding if adults "provide the alcohol, you can 53. Man Stole Buses, Drove Routes,
67. Woman to Harvest Virginity of Pro
have peace of mind knowing that (teenagers) Returned Them at Night
Net Neutrality Nerds did not acquire it illegally." No word if any
Tanya Devereaux, who gained notoriety last An 18-year-old allegedly stole Miami-Dade
parents fell for it, but this is one of the better Transit buses on three occasions, and then
year by running for the Belgian senate on a senior pranks we've come across that didn't
platform of giving voters oral sex, is now drove their routes. James Harris wore a proper
involve cows. bus driver uniform during his crime, and
offering to deflower any virgin who supports
net neutrality. Devereaux insists condoms must returned the buses and the fares to the depot
60. Smart Kids Are More Likely to each night. The Grantman knows how the
be worn, and the act can't last more than 30
minutes (like that's likely.)
Become Drunks authorities finally put the kibosh on Harris's
Public health experts from the University of bizarre idea of a good time: "They caught him
Glasgow were able to obtain the childhood because he stood out like a sore thumb. He was
66. Man Steals from Billboard
mental ability scores of over 8,000 men and polite, friendly and on time."
Operator, Bad Idea women in their 30s, and found -- much to their
A New Zealander stealing lighting from a surprise --the higher the IQ, the higher the
billboard managed to get photographed in the likelihood of developing a drinking problem. 52. Identical Twins Marry, Give Birth
act by a friend of the man to whom the We suspect a lot of boozers are hoping these
equipment belonged. Billboard company
to Identical Twins
findings hold up, as their perceived intellects Identical twins Diane and Darlene Nettemeier
proprietor Mark Venter then printed the image would be a great reason to party.
of the thief on four of his other billboards with met identical twins Craig and Mark Sanders ten
the inscription: Who Is This Thief? Reward years ago, and soon they were a pair of married
59. Snorting a Brain Chemical Could couples, with matching houses built next to
$500
Replace Sleep each other. Now, despite the million-to-one
Move over, coffee. In the future we may be able odds, Diane and Craig have had identical twins
65. Chuck Norris Sues, Says His Tears
to snort a brain chemical that not only keeps us of their own.
No Cancer Cure awake, but doesn't cause the edginess of other
Chuck Norris sued publisher Penguin over a stimulants. In fact, it could replace sleep 51. Teen Plots to Kill Jesus
book based on a satirical Internet list of altogether. In April, police arrested an 18-year-old South
"mythical facts" about him that the actor
Carolina high school senior for threatening to
claimed unfairly exploits his name. The lawsuit 58. Toys 'R Us Sells a Tramp Stamp for blow up his school. Ryan Schallenberger told
alleges "some of the 'facts' in the book are racist,
lewd or portray Mr. Norris as engaged in illegal
Kids authorities he wanted to die, go to heaven, and
Toys 'R Us is now selling a removable lower- kill Jesus.
activities." Meaning if the suit goes to trial, we
will finally find out if devirginizing the Virgin back tattoo for the littlest wannabe Britney.
Continued on Page 7
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and got nabbed by the cops when she came back pity the next guy those cops have to subdue.
The Top 100 Weird to retrieve it. To make matters worse, the police
Stories of 2008 had found marijuana in her abandoned property.
Evans was stripped of her crown, but, as you
37. 2,700-Year-Old Marijuana Found
in Tomb
Continued from Page 6 can see from her mug shot, was able maintain Archeologists excavating a 2,700-year-old tomb
her pageant-girl grin despite the embarrassing in northern China came across an herbal
50 People Looking for Virgin Mary in ordeal. surprise when they dug up a 789-gram stash of
Sun Go Blind Go Blind cannabis that was clearly "cultivated for
Fifty people in India lost their vision looking for 43. Anti-Emo Riots Break Out Across psychoactive purposes." But we mustn't be too
an image of the Virgin Mary that was reportedly Mexico quick to think of the tomb's long-dead occupant
inside of the sun. This story proves that it's all While one doesn't necessarily associate Mexico as a pothead who couldn't bear the thought of a
fun and games when the Virgin Mary appears on with the emo lifestyle, sensitive teenagers marijuana-free afterlife.
toast, but when she pops up in the sun wearing skinny jeans, tear-blurred guyliner and
somebody is going to lose an eye (or two). Morrissey T-shirts are apparently becoming a 36. Guy Catches Co-Workers Having
real problem for our neighbor to the south. So Sex, Gets Fired for It
49. Pinky Finger Raised to Mouth: much so that large, angry mobs have taken to When an employee at a New York ad agency
'$3,014,170,389,176,410!' going on emo-beating rampages. peeked over his cubicle wall and saw two of his
A victim of Hurricane Katrina is suing the U.S. co-workers all-out getting it on, he couldn't help
government for a little over $3 quadrillion (15 42. 12-Year-Old Magneto Man Breaks but hit the record button on his cell. Not only a
zeros). For some perspective, the value of the Every Computer He Touches morally dubious choice, it also became a career-
whole, entire world is estimated at $65 trillion Every computer Upstate New York boy Joe ending one when he e-mailed the clip to a
(12 zeros). Falciatano III touches goes haywire. Tests have "couple of friends." Needless to say, the video
been run on the 12-year-old, who has dubbed went viral.
48. Man Kills Bear with Stick, and himself "Magneto Man" and seems to enjoy the
He's Got the Scars to Prove It attention. 35. Pupils Discover Their Teacher in a
2008 was the year Stephen Colbert reminded us Porn Ad on YouTube
all how terrifying bears are. Nobody knows this 41. Man Carves Wife a 6,000-Stair Students in an English private school spotted
better than Canadian Jim West, who squared off Path in Mountain one of their teachers simulating sex in a raunchy
toe-to-toe with an angry black bear, eventually Because their love was forbidden (she was ten YouTube video. Of course, it quickly became
beating the godless killing machine to death year older then he was, and that was a big no-no the talk of the schoolyard. Sarah Green, who is
with a stick. Lest anyone doubts his tale, West at the time) a Chinese couple was forced to live young and attractive, shot the racy clothing ad
has a bear carcass and 60 stitches on his skull in a secluded cave on the top of a mountain. Liu before taking her teaching post, but she was still
that says it is true. then spent 50 years hand-carving 6,000 steps suspended pending an investigation. Kids today
into the mountainside so his bride could easily have it way too easy. Back in our school days,
47. Penis Theft on the Rise descend back to the village. How romantic. we only had our imaginations to conjure up
Police in the Congo arrested 13 suspected Now remember to put down the toilet seat. images of our favorite teacher simulating sex.
sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal
or shrink men's penises. After making their 40. Man Drilling Hole in Wall with 34. Man Charged for Having Sex with
victim's manhood disappear, the magical thief Gun Shoots and Kills Wife Patio Table
will then extort him with the promise of its During the installation of a satellite dish, Note to everyone: Do not have sex with the
return. "I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Missouri man Ronald Long became frustrated umbrella hole of your backyard picnic table.
said police chief Jean-Dieudonne Oleko. "But with his inability to punch a hole through an Your neighbor may be filming it, and it may
when you try to tell the victims that their interior wall using traditional means. So he lead to you being arrested.
penises are still there, they tell you that it's pulled out his trusty .22 caliber handgun and
become tiny or that they've become impotent." solved the problem like a cartoon character 33. Due to Hilarious Printing Error,
would. Sadly, one of the bullets struck and Batman Comic Curses
46. Man Has Sex with Steel Bench, killed his wife, who was in the yard. Making Throughout the "All Star Batman and Robin the
Almost Loses Penis Long either a tragic dope or a cunning murderer Boy Wonder" series, the illustrators have been
A man in Hong Kong attempting to have sex with amazing aim. using profanity, only to block it out before the
with a small hole in a metallic park bench issues are printed. This tactic backfired in
managed to get his swollen member so stuck 39. Moses Was High on Drugs, Claims September's edition, when a printing mistake
that the paramedics had to load the entire bench Israeli Researcher left all the censored words visible through the
into the ambulance with him. It took surgeons An Israeli researcher has claimed Moses was not-black-enough censor bar. DC Comics
four hours to pry the man from the seating, and goofy on psychedelics when he heard God recalled the issue, but not before some got into
doctors stated that if it had taken much longer deliver the Ten Commandments. Cognitive circulation. We wish we had gotten our hands
he would have lost his penis. psychologist Benny Shanon added that mind- on a copy: Not only would it be worth more
altering substances were an integral part of the than we paid for it, but reading Batman using
45. Man Steals $50,000 by Taking a religious rites of Israelites during biblical times, the C-word never fails to make our inner-12-
Few Pennies at a Time and that Moses was also high when he saw the year-old giggle.
It happened in "Office Space," it happened in burning bush.
"Superman II," and now it has happened in real 32. Facebook Addict Slept with 50
life. A California man was arrested for 38. Man Hit by Police Taser Asks 'Is Men
siphoning off pennies from various dummy That All You Got?' A woman in England created a Facebook group
online trading accounts to the tune of $50,000. Officers investigating a report of domestic called "I need sex," and then proceeded to sleep
violence tased a 250-pound Syracuse man when with 50 of the men who joined. The horny social
44. Miss Teen USA Loses Crown Over he refused to put his hands behind his back. Yet networker admitted that some people might
$46 Bill, Pot in Purse instead of flailing around in "Don't tase me "look down on her," but that she was satisfying
Adding to the ever-expanding list of disgraced bro"-like histrionics, Benjamin Myers pulled her needs by setting up the group. Eventually,
beauty queens, Miss Teen Louisiana, Lindsay the probe from his stomach, laughed, and Facebook removed her page. All for the best, as
Evans, was arrested for walking out on a $46 taunted the police with a "That's all you got?" Facebook really shouldn't be used to troll for
restaurant tab. Unfortunately for the criminal Myers was eventually arrested for resisting sex when MySpace is still around.
mastermind, she left her purse in the restaurant arrest and first-degree criminal contempt. We Continued on Page 9
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immobile. Rouse sprung into action, applied the 18. Teacher Lets Students Vote Out
The Top 100 Weird breaks and saved the 40 elementary school Classmate
Stories of 2008 students in the bus. School officials thanked
Rouse with a Saturday detention for her
A kindergarten teacher in Port St. Lucie, Fla.,
allowed each of her students to say what they
Continued from Page 7 unauthorized trip back home. didn't like about one of their classmates before
having a vote on whether Alex Barton could
31. Florida Man Punches Shark to 24. Student Auctioning Virginity at remain in the class. The five-year-old -- who is
Save His Dog Brothel in the process of being diagnosed with autism -
When Florida Keys resident Greg LeNoir saw A Sacramento State University grad looking to - got the ax by a cruel 14-2 margin.
his terrier, Jake, being attacked by a shark as the pay off her student loans turned to the world's
pooch took his daily swim, he didn't take the oldest profession. But there is a catch. Natalie 17. Lehman Brothers CEO Gets
time to scream in horror. Instead he Dylan claims she is a virgin and decided to sell Knocked Out
immediately dove in and punched the savage her maidenhood to the highest bidder. It's all Sick of CEOs who took large bonuses right
beast until Jake was released from its clutches. legal, because the auction is being held by a before their house-of-card companies collapsed
Nevada brothel. and then went on to testify in front of Congress
30. Stripper Accused of Going Too Far, about how it was everybody's fault but their
Rapes Best Man for Real 23. Gun T-Shirt was a Security Risk own? If so, you will be happy to know that
When an encounter between a group of men and A London man was stopped from boarding a somebody straight knocked out Lehman
a stripper results in a rape charge, it's typically flight at Heathrow Airport because he was Brothers CEO Dick Fuld. The karmic sucker
not the stripper who is standing trial. But that is wearing a shirt that depicted a "Transformers" punch took place while Fuld was riding the
exactly what happened after a bachelor party in cartoon character holding a gun. Security treadmill in the gym of his now-bankrupt
Australia, during which things got a little crazy reckoned the image could upset other travelers, investment bank.
between the entertainment and the best man. and allowed the man to enter the plane only
after he changed his shirt 16. Redheads Have More Sex than
29. PETA Wants Ben & Jerry's to Use Blondes or Brunettes
Human Breast Milk 22. Wow, Armored Truck Robber Uses With South Park sparking a worldwide
PETA sent a letter to Ben & Jerry's Homemade Craigslist to Make Getaway proliferation in "Kick a Ginger Day," 2008
Inc. urging them to replace the cow's milk they An armored truck robber dressed as a wasn't the greatest for redheads. But carrot tops
use in their ice cream products with human construction worker used Craigslist to hire a can take solace in the fact that -- kicked or not -
milk. We urge PETA to stick to publicity stunts dozen unsuspecting decoys to help him make - they end up having more sex on average than
which involve female nudity. his getaway. The crook's ad offered a high- those of us with normal hair. Yet another way to
paying construction job to anybody who look at it is that redheaded randiness benefits all
28. A Cell Phone's Missing Dot Kills showed up in front of a Bank of America at of humanity.
11:00 a.m. dressed for work. With a diversion
Two People, Jails Three
created, the brazen thief shed his outerwear and 15. Lose a Finger, Put Some Powder
Ramazan Calcoban, a Turkish man, sent a text
escaped by hopping in an inner tube and
message to his ex-wife, accusing her of On It
floating down a nearby river.
"changing the topic every time you run of Last spring, the Internet was enthralled with a
arguments." But because his phone didn't have a video showing a man who had lost the tip of his
character for the Turkish "closed i," what she 21. Driver Who Killed Teen Sues for finger regenerating it using powder made from
read was, "You change the topic every time they Damaged Vehicle a pig bladder. Skeptics have pointed out that the
are (screwing) you." The woman showed the Spanish businessman Tomas Delgado was man's injury was likely just a particularly nasty-
message to her father, who then stabbed driving nearly 50 mph over the speed limit looking flesh wound, and it would have healed
Calcoban to death for calling his daughter a when he crashed into cyclist Enaitz Iriondo, that way regardless of the magic powder. But,
whore. The father, realizing what had happened, killing the 17-year-old. A regional court found with coverage from the BBC and Associated
hung himself in prison. The woman and her two both parties at fault -- Iriondo wasn't wearing a Press, this story seemed legit and probably
sisters, who aided in the attack, remain in jail. helmet or reflective clothing -- and closed the encouraged an increase in reckless knife play.
case without issuing criminal charges. But
27. Man Cuts Off Own Head with instead of expressing remorse for playing a 14. Mr. T Brought a Boy Out of a
hand in ending another's life, Delgado twisted
Chainsaw After Losing Eviction Coma
the knife further by suing Iriondo's parents for
In an elaborate scheme that involved a Years ago, during the height of the A-Team's
the car's damages.
chainsaw, the leg of a snooker table, some tape popularity, there was a comatose boy in a
and a timer, an Englishman was able to almost Detroit hospital who would only respond when
completely cut off his own head. The self- 20. Guy Calls in Sick, Gets Busted by he heard Mr. T's name. Doctors contacted the
decapitation was in protest of being evicted Facebook TV star, and he agreed to visit the boy. Right
from his apartment. Kyle Doyle, a 21-year-old office worker in after he did, the child awoke from his coma.
England, phoned in sick one morning after a (This is all according to Mr. T, but B.A. Baracus
26. Indiana Inmates Sneak Through long night of drinking. Doyle then bragged of would never fib.) So did Mr. T perform this
his drunken exploits in his Facebook status bar, miracle? "
the Ceiling to Have Sex
and his company's HR department caught wind
Three male and three female inmates face
of it. Unfortunately -- or fortunately, 13. Victory for the Topless Front
felony charges after they devised a way to sneak
considering Doyle worked in a call center -- he After a year of intense campaigning by a
between cell blocks and have sex. The after-
was fired. feminist group called the Topless Front, the
midnight encounters also included homemade
liquor and card playing. Extra prison time and women of Copenhagen will now have the same
Skinemax immortality awaits the six-some. 19. Girls Get the Anime Look with right to bare their chests as men have always
Extra Wide Contacts enjoyed. "We women would like to decide by
25. Student Disciplined After Stopping There is a new trend among Japanese women to ourselves when our breasts should be sexual and
wear contact lenses with an extra wide tint that when not," said campaign leader Astrid Vang.
Out-of-Control School Bus
makes the iris appear bigger -- just like a
Fifteen-year-old Amanda Rouse was feeling
sick, so instead of getting off the bus and going
character in an anime comic. Whether this The Top 100 Weird Stories of 2008
comes off as a sexy look or a creepy look is Continued on
to school, she decided to catch a ride back to the
probably lies in the geekiness of the beholder.
depot. Along the way, the bus driver fell out of Page 11.
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earth, and we're getting pretty sick of Warren vs. neighbors demanded use of the apartment.
The Top 100 Weird Buffet's smug self-satisfied grimace.
Stories of 2008 7. Demon Washes Ashore on New York
3. Chocolate Factory Refuses
Bathroom Access to 5-Year-Old with
Continued from Page 9 Beach Diarrhea
The loveable hairless animal (?) carcass Everyone who has ever worked customer
12. British Farmer Hides DIY Castle captured our hearts over the summer when it
service knows the rules of customer bathroom
Behind Hay for Years washed up on a beach in Montauk on Long usage: always give the key to old people,
A British farmer built a full-sized castle behind Island. Gawker, who broke the story, described pregnant women and little kids. The reason
an enormous screen of hay bales and lived there the unidentifiable hell-beast as "rodent-like being that those people will go whether you let
concealed for four years to escape building creature with a dinosaur beak. "Following the them into the bathroom or not, and you don't
regulators. Eventually he took the hay down -- picture's publication, the story was picked up by want to be stuck cleaning that up for minimum
thinking he had complied with a zoning every major television news outlet and a host of wage.
commission rule that states a structure can stand veterinary experts were hauled in to classify
if nobody objects to it for four years. No such "Monty." Was it a dead bulldog? De-shelled sea 2. Never Steal a Law Student's Laptop
luck, as the local council decreed it must be turtle? Ultimately, celebrity vet Jeff Corwin Never try to steal a law student's briefs. When a
demolished. Now the farmer must regret arming claimed to lay the case to rest with his thief named Gabriel Saucedo (whose face
the ramparts with only mock cannons. convincing side-by-side comparison of the already makes a great case for state-mandated
Montauk Monster with a slightly decomposed paper-bag wearing) broke into ASU Law
11. Student Arrested for Cutting Food raccoon. We prefer to believe the much more student Alex Botsios's apartment, the young JD
with a Knife exciting theory that Monty was the unholy let the man with the bat take what he wanted --
An elementary school student was arrested and result of animal experimentation conducted at a until he went for the laptop. At that point, Alex
charged with possession of a weapon on school nearby government testing facility. Too bad he wrestled the would-be Dell-snatcher to the
property after being caught using a knife she was too small and dead to destroy the ground and beat the living be Jesus out of his
had brought from home to cut her food at lunch. Hamptons. face, so much so that police had to take him to
Although the ten-year-old Florida girl was the hospital for stitches before they could
never accused of threatening anyone with her 6. Goth Who Walks His Girlfriend on properly book him. Everybody who reported on
personal cutlery, school officials saw fit to teach a Leash Is Told No Dogs Allowed this news item made it seem like a motivated
her a lesson in obeying the letter of the law, and An angry bus driver refused to let Dani Graves student's moment of heroism, but to us it sounds
had her carted off to juvie. " lead his girlfriend, 19-year-old Tasha Maltby more like a case of a guy with a laptop full of
onto his bus, explaining, "We don't let freaks secret unicorn porn.
10. Oregon Woman Loses $400,000 to and dogs like you on." The couple complained
Nigerian E-mail Scam to the bus company saying that they were the 1. Gmail Goggles Prevents Drunk
This is webscam classic, and enjoyed the victims of a hate crime. "I am a pet, I generally Emails
popularity due to the kind of nostalgia normally act animal like and I lead a really easy life," she After what we assume must have been one too
reserved for Mario Kart. Janella Spears, a said. "I don't cook or clean and I don't go many unintelligible missives from Larry Page's
nursing administrator and CPR teacher sent anywhere without Dani. It might seem strange high-school girlfriend, Google introduced a
$400,000 dollars over the course of two years to but it makes us both happy. It's my culture and rudimentary anti-drunken email program. "Mail
con artists in a "Nigerian Scam" involving my choice. It isn't hurting anyone." Goggles" verifies your sobriety by asking you
"official-looking documents and certificates to solve a few incredibly simple math problems,
from the Bank of Nigeria and the United so it also works for people who are too stupid to
Nations. President Bush and FBI Director 5. Man Hires Hitman to Kill Wife. be allowed within a power strip cord's length of
Robert Mueller." Wife Kills Hitman an electrical outlet. Now if the iPhone could
Greatest story of the year? Possibly. Story with only come up with an anti-drunk dial app, we'd
9. Prostitutes on Google Street View the most delicious irony? Definitely. Susan be much less likely to perform our weekly
Easily one of the best Internet memes of the Kuhnhausen returns home from work to find a Saturday-morning-involuntary-forehead-slap
year was finding wild, outlandish sh*t captured man waiting with a claw hammer to killer. I ritual. []
by the cartographers of Google Street View. repeat, a claw hammer. Not only does she
Besides helping us out with directions, Google survive, she ends up strangling him to death
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thieves caught in the act, and, of course, girls revealed that the man was actually a hit man Is Now Available At
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daylight. much that Kuhnhausen could not respond to all
of them. On her voicemail, she left this
8. Man Tries to Cash Check Worth message, "I'm not able to answer all the calls
$360,000,000 that I've received in the past few days. I'm being
Criminals! Did you know they occasionally do comforted by your concern and your support. I
stupid things? Like Charles Ray Fuller, a one want you to know that our lives are all at risk for
man brain trust from Fort Worth, who tried to random acts, but more likely random acts of
cash a check for $360,000,000,000 (we believe love will come your way than random acts of
that many zeroes are pronounced "a violence."
bajillionty"). Charles claimed that the pittance
was a gift from his girlfriend's mother, intended 4. Woman Sat Dead in Front of TV for
to help him get set up in the record industry. 42 Years
Seeing as the check was enough to buy an The tale of the Croatian woman who sat dead in
archipelago and declare it the Nation of Record front of her television for 42 years before
Industry, the bank called the cops and an someone checked on her is debated enough that
investigation revealed that said girlfriend's it was marked it with a warning that the content
mother had no knowledge of doing Charles such may be inaccurate. Details vary between
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Predictions for 2009 13
GAZING INTO 2009 A little sax with your soothsaying. Okay,
let's get back to the future. Barbara Garcia - Like a breath of fresh air,
Psychics Say Year "First, you remember I predicted an President Elect Barrack Obama sets a new
attack on the Taj Mahal." course for America that promises economic
Ahead Will Be Grim Right, but not the Taj Mahal. The Taj recovery in the years ahead. It won’t all happen
by Mike Strobel Mahal Hotel, 1,000 kms away in Mumbai. And in 2009 but rest assured that by the end of the
Toronto Sun every second Indian restaurant in the world is year we will begin to see results and an upward
called Taj Mahal. Could have been any one of curve in the world economy.
Anthony Carr, the World's Most them.
Documented Psychic, was full of good cheer "You have to admit, I wasn't far off." Dr. Sunit Kumar Gupta - Predicted the last 5
here a year ago. Granted. Anything closer to home? presidents correctly. Here’s what he says about
"Flee!" he urged us. "Flee to the "I see David Miller imposing some new our leaders: “Provided he is not victimized by
mountain tops! The darkest caves! The bowels kind of sin tax." the sway of devious conspiracy– not just for
of the Earth!" Oh, that makes my blood boil. Look at America –but for the rest of the World Barrack
Sure thing, I sniffed. Bowels? You said my palms, they're shaking. will prove to be a great leader. Unlike the
it, pal. "Actually, I see by your lines, you have present leaders Obama will work more for the
Well, kiss my karma, I should have two sides to your personality. One is aggressive country than inflating his personal wealth.
listened. He was right. Ain't no mountain high and outgoing." Michelle Obama’s time is difficult up till april
enough to escape this economic Mordor. Dr. Jekyll writes my nice columns. Mr. of 2009. She should be very careful in her
The World's Most Documented Psychic Hyde the sick, twisted, monstrous ones. Most of public appearances and must seek total
drops by the Sun. them, come to think of it. protection. Biden is very hardworking and can
I'll give you that one, Tony. "You been coming to blows with anyone row his boat amidst all the adversities. He is a
But whatever happened with Paul at work? Someone with dark hair and dark true patriot.
McCartney? He was supposed to get zapped by eyes? He's out to get you."
an ungrounded electric toothbrush, but survive I knew it. Bonokoski. Judy Hevenly - Expect President Barack
to marry Heather Locklear. Thanks for the tip, Tony. Now, to my Obama to govern from the center, using a new
"You can't win 'em all." favourite tarot reader, the divine and divining style of politics, as he signals moderation and
Which never stops Tony, or my other Ms Greene. he won’t rush on key issues that divide, as he
Big Three seers: Nikki, Psychic to the Stars, "A rocky ride through 2009," she says. assures business and labour leaders he is doing
and tarot queen Tara Greene. "Fasten your seat belts." this. Obama will act before the inauguration to
Each year I ask them what's up. So you How rocky? institute some of his policies. Gen Jim Jones to
can live your life safely. "Depression, fraud and scandals, bloody head up as Nat. Security, Robert Gates to
For instance, last year Nikki predicted a battles in the streets as the jobless and hungry remain as Sec. of Defense, or Chuck Hagel to
giant crocodile would eat a mess of people in protest, food shortages throughout the world, replace him, and together with Hillary Clinton
Florida. very bad weather, floods in U.S. and Europe, as Secretary of State these ‘three,’ make a
Thankfully, you all took heed and fascism in America." formidable team in the new Obama
steered clear of the Sunshine State, and the big Well, I suppose I can live with all that, government.
croc went hungry. Or at least, I didn't hear of Tara.
any tourists playing smorgasbord. "Ignatieff to be prime minister in '09" Elizabeth Joyce - I am feeling major health
So far, anyway. Still three days left. I No, NO! issues for John McCain in December 2008, and
mean, I scoffed when Nikki said: "The stock "As Al Jolson used to say, 'You ain't seen the passing of Ted Kennedy by the end of
market will crash!" nothin' yet.' " January 2009. I also felt Hillary Clinton would
So, bring on 2009. Go, Nikki. On the plus side, Tara confirms Jennifer be Secretary of State after she was passed over
"Buckingham Palace on fire, Loch Ness Aniston will have a kid, but via a sperm bank for the VP spot. Sarah Palin will run for the
monster captured, earthquake in B.C., cruise not named Vince Vaughan or John Mayer. Senate in Alaska in September 2009, and wins.
ship hijacked, airliner and meteorite collide, Dancing will be back in vogue for She may be a major contender with Hillary for
fire in Belgian chocolate factory, a new board fitness and India will become a nation of NHL the Presidential spot in 2012.
game called Recession, O.J. Simpson in fans, thanks to a Punjabi version of Hockey
jailbreak bid, a streaker on American Idol ..." Night in Canada. Christopher Reburn - Sees economy better
Oooo, I hope it's not Simon. Sheesh. Calcutta will get a team before Mid-to-end of Summer 2009. Storms: Lots of
"... Leafs win Stanley Cup in 36 months Hamilton. snow–more than usual in snow areas.
..." So why all the turmoil in our world? It's Hurricanes increase. Health: More flu type
Oh, drop it, Nikki. Not even Habs fans in the stars, silly. Pluto is in Capricorn, Saturn in illnesses this year. Some thing coming to help
get that cruel. Speaking of which, any strange Virgo and while I'm no psychic ... diabetes patients. Accidents: Russian plane.
animals this year? Last time, you foresaw a ... I'd say next year looks a whole lot like One U.S. plane in late part of year. Gay Issue:
giant rabbit in England. Uranus. [] Believes more states will accept gay
"... a green bear in China, and a green marriage;California should reverse recent
flamingo ..." WHAT OTHER ruling. Political Issues - Believes Hillary will
remain in politics but doesn’t think she’ll run
That'll look swell on my lawn. And
Elizabeth May will be pleased. How about PSYCHICS ARE again. Palin will probably run in 2012. Obama
Oscar noms? will do a good job and surrounds himself with
"Heath Ledger, Mickey Rourke, Anne
PREDICTING FOR informed people who will be helpful. This
Hathaway, Angelina Jolie ..." 2009 President will need lots of protection; there are
those who want to harm him and he will be
Jennifer Aniston?
"... no, but she'll have a child." tested. Terrorists: Sees one U.S. attempt.
Sylvia Browne - I predict the President elected Concern for London, Germany and India.
AT LAST! sometime after 2008 will die in office from a
Top that, Tony. Michelle Obama: Some questionable business
heart attack. The Vice President who will finish dealings around her. Hollywood
"Well, in my new book, Stargazer: their term will have an unpopular and mistaken
Predictions and Prophecies, the Man Who types:Comebacks for Whitney Houston and
intention to declare war on North Korea. By that Brittney Spears. Madonna has 2-3 failed
Predicted 9/11 ..." time, North Korea will have weapons of mass
Clever plug. relationships but artistically does well. Pitt/Jolie
destruction. In the middle of efforts to declare not life partners. Should split and split will be
"It's at the presses. And did I mention war, I predict the Vice President will be
I'm doing psychic/jazz nights at the Old Mill?" nasty. The View: Look for Liz to leave and
assassinated. illness around Barbara Walters.
14 Predictions for 2009
Sylvia Browne stand on a rotating disc and an infrared light will
scan the body looking at their aura.
from the light at the end of the tunnel by
December 2009. Europe will continue in it's
Predictions I predict we can truly say "goodbye" to downward economic slide resulting in a fair
by the common cold in 2009 or 2010. The solution amount of social unrest.
Sylvia Browne to the common cold involves heat. Keep in War: The Israel-Palestine conflict will
mind that the body's first response when we simmer on and there will be a flashpoint there
The question I am asked the most on a develop a cold is to come down with a fever. around mid 2009, I predict a serious terrorist
daily basis is, "Sylvia, what are your predictions Many doctors today no longer rush to push attack in the UK and other lesser terrorist
for 2008 and 2009?" patients to take temperature reducing attacks within continental Europe. The USA
I predict so many new and interesting medications when they come down with a fever, will remain in Iraq and Afghanistan with things
things are coming for us within the next two unless the fever is dangerous. They feel the becoming messier.
years. Some are positive changes that will affect immune system is the patient's best medicine Political: Barack Obama's first problem
the world at large. Others are changes that may and should be given a chance to fight back. So will be his inability or unwillingness to get US
affect only a certain group of people and will as the immune system fights a cold with heat, troops out of Iraq and the Middle East, many
improve their lives. Here are my Sylvia Browne the cure for the common cold certainly may lie who voted for him will feel dissappointed by
predictions for 2008 & 2009! in this first signal to heal. much of his foreign policy. He will also struggle
Around 2009 to 2010, I predict I predict that a small cubicle will to revive a very sick US economy and be
Americans will start working on what I like to become available in doctor's offices sometime plagued by a scandal involving his wife,
call our "buts." There are problems that we are in 2009 and it will be heated to a very precise Michelle. China will see massive political
aware of that make the global community temperature. There may be a special vapor protests at the close of 2009. Sarah Palin's
smaller. We have liked to say, "Our system placed into the cubicle. Patients will stand in the political ambitions will go up in smoke by mid-
works"..but... cubicle for approximately five minutes and the 2009 thanks to an embarrassing leak and
...Children are not properly fed, clothed, rhinitis germ will be destroyed. subsequent admission regarding her past.
educated, protected or given adequate medical Another wonderful bit of good news on Europe will start moving back to the left as a
care. the health front with this discovery - since this result of the financial crisis and its fallout,
...Many in our population do not have a cubicle can easily take on the rhinitis germ, however this will eventually give way to a
place to call home. many people that have breathing problems with massive veer to the right back to nationalism
...Some of our youth get more attention allergies and asthma complications will find and profound anti-EU sentiment. A massive
from gangs and drug dealers than they do some breakthroughs as well. We will see this political scandal will rock America involving a
positive role models. cubicle discovery used for healing for those previous President.
...People who are ready, willing and able with breathing disorders. The cubicle will Royals: Prince William will become
to work cannot find decent jobs. become available in 2009 or 2010. engaged to Kate Middleton. Another royal will
...Our elderly are not cared for properly I predict yoga and martial arts will be credited with an act of bravery and yet
either financially or medically. remain just as popular, but a new form of another will be involved in an accident at sea.
...Some death row inmates are innocent. exercise will be introduced in 2008. It is a UFO's: There will be interesting UFO
...Some elected officials and large passive form of exercise using machines to sightings in Iran, Russia and a big one in Brazil,
corporations do not think of the welfare of the exercise the muscles. It will be a very effective there will also be a significant UFO sighting
people as a high priority - they'd rather just form of exercise. from a commercial airplane involving multiple
increase their bank accounts. I predict hypnotic past-life regression witnesses. Disclosure by governments of any
I predict we'll develop strong resolve will become available through a group of knowledge of life on other planets or alien
and resources to address these problems and trained psychologists on both the east and west visitation to this one will be no closer by the end
come up with some good solutions. coasts of the U.S.A. in 2009. It will prove to be of 2009.
I predict a great rise in skin cancer in quite a success and will be widely practiced by Celebrities and Showbiz: Amy
children until 2010. There is a lot of media 2011. [] Winehouse will make a big comeback and
coverage about the UV rays and many products recovery sometime in late 2009, Bruce
to protect people against them. But people are 2009 Psychic Predictions Springsteen might enter politics, Madonna will
become engaged late 2009. Paris Hilton will be
still often careless when it comes to the sun.
Then again, people could pay attention - and Revealed by involved in problems with the law.
reverse this prediction right out from under me. Religion: The Catholic Church will
I would certainly be all for that!
Michael Cohen grow in strength as will Islam, both
I predict the President elected sometime beneficiaries of the economic slowdown. The
between 2008 and 2020 will die in office from a One word to describe 2009: Grim Anglican Church will continue its slide towards
heart attack. The Vice President who will finish First natural disaster of the year: A eventual irrelevance. Buddhism will grow,
their term will have an unpopular and mistaken tsunami in Asia, or perhaps an earthquake while Judaism will continue its population
intention to declare war on North Korea. By that possibly in Malaysia. decline. The evangelical faiths in the US will
time, North Korea will have weapons of mass Which celebrities will die next year: grow. A number of purported faith-based
destruction. In the middle of efforts to declare Bill Cosby and Robbie Williams should look miracles will help some of these denominations.
war, I predict the Vice President will be after themselves. I am sensing possible heart A supposed miracle will occur in South America
assassinated. problems. Nicole Kidman Should also be that will boost Catholicism.
There will be a worldwide investigation careful next year. Eminem will suffer a serious Society: The US will continue
into the Vice President's death with both health scare as will Woody Allen. experiencing an increase in the occurrence of
pleasant and unpleasant surprises. A lot of Who will win an Oscar for best dramatic multiple victim shootings, the abortion
attention will be paid to one of the investigative actress: Kate Winslet for Revolutionary Road. issue will increase in terms of social
congressional committees and serious World economy: Grim, really grim, significance.
accusations will be made regarding missing property prices will fall further in capital cities Technology: A major breakthrough to
funds. Finally, it will be revealed that their around the world from Australia to the UK, aid fast typing allow gadgets to get smaller, it
accusations are part of a conspiracy to damage bank debt right-offs will increase and the world will not involve voice recognition. The Qwerty
the American people's faith in their government, economies will slow down led by the US and a typing system will begin it's fade into oblivion.
with the media manipulated to "fan the flames," huge economic slump in China. Countries like In a nutshell we are in for an interesting
and the committee will be vindicated in the end. Ireland will come close to going bust, Iceland 2009. []
In 2008, I predict doctor's offices will style. South Korea will suffer a massive
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FRIEDMAN'S Look! A spell is cast off script.
Psychic Predictions for So where are they now?
2009 FORECAST Hard to believe this, but I think it means: A cast
Sidney Sees All (or at least 68% of actors will mysteriously drop out of the
by Barbara Garcia public eye.
of it)
10)
Like a breath of fresh air, President Elect This year, Sidney is also giving the images he
The game must go on.
Barrack Obama sets a new course for America receives (through his three prediction
techniques) on which each prediction is based. Saucer, turmoil, outrage, hugs.
that promises economic recovery in the years Farenheit rising.
ahead. It won't all happen in 2009 but rest The images Sidney receives are stated first (in
This one I hope won't happen: A major
assured that by the end of the year we will begin Haiku form) followed by Sidney’s
stadium fire will occur this year.
to see results and an upward curve in the world interpretation of what he believes the images
economy. mean:
11)
• General Motors continues to struggle Wrapped in quietude.
through 2009 but will not fold. There will be a 1)
Ailment silences the notes.
reconstruction of their entire corporate Floating wisp descends,
Mimi sings me-me.
infrastructure. Aside from government support, caught in a detective’s hand.
These images might mean: Mariah Carey’s
business transactions with another auto maker The chord is resolved.
voice will be put at risk from illness.
will benefit everyone in the industry. I believe this means: A feather will solve a
• The fastest selling automobiles this mystery.
12)
year are those Asian models like Nissan, Just a ghost remains.
Toyota, and all the new energy saving vehicles. 2)
Where did all the flowers go?
They are rapidly replacing gas guzzlers and by Nurse, tubes, monitors.
No need for census.
2010 we will see a whole new crop of amazing A home is where the house is
Again, this seems so unlikely, but I think it
machines. when roles are reversed.
means: A small town or two will disappear,
• Businesses in the area of natural I believe this predicts: Hugh Laurie (TV's Dr.
though not from terrorism or disaster.
energy such as wind, solar, geothermal energy, House) will become a patient (in real life) in
renewable and recycling are all productive and the hospital after a traffic accident.
13)
prosperous this year. Businesses associated with Mischief, disruption.
these areas will also benefit. 3)
Primate pandemonium.
• New environmentally friendly building Virgo bee makes buzz.
A furry flurry.
materials introduced this year meet with She hears the cry and responds.
This very possibly means: A "gang" of
financial skepticism but will replace old and The gift of giving.
monkeys will cause mayhem in ways not seen
current materials successfully in the near future. I think these images mean: Beyonce will save a
before.
• Mortgage rates are lowered this year life.
and the housing market begins to rebound. 14)
• The US dollar begins to gain strength 4)
A minor conflict.
in the spring and a slight drop in gold is in sight. Science nonfiction.
A guardian at issue.
• Terrorism continues to threaten The great deceased re-emerge.
A same-sex debate.
American soil throughout the year as Al-Qaeda The birds and the breeze. This may mean: A Gay divorce/custody battle
fuels battles to keep the US at war. An I believe this indicates: Through genetic
will make the news.
international incident regarding Saudi Arabia engineering, a bird will be transformed into a
renews tension. However, there is more effort in dinosaur-like creature.
15)
maintaining the peace than in the whims of the Commander’s outfit.
terrorists. Russia is somehow involved with 5) Someone to watch over “c.”
this. It was always there.
Internal secrets.
• Iraq, Pakistan, and Afghanistan My sweet embraceable you.
This set of images could indicate: President
together post an enormous drain on American Lips on a helix. Obama will create a new "agency" to check on
economics and military resources. President This very possibly means: A "LOVE" gene the CIA that will remain secret, perhaps even
Obama reserves a team of personnel, money, will be discovered. for several years.
and equipment to obliterate terrorist leaders and
their followers. (That includes Osama bin 6) 16)
Laden) Amphibious leap. Destiny and hope.
• Those of us who lived through the fire Nicholas, Joseph, Paul? Representatives protect,
zones of Southern California will also be Hook, line and sinker. then approach the bench.
inundated with landslides and a sizeable Hmm, could this mean the following?: A "fish" I think this may mean: Miley Cyrus will get
earthquake. will affect one of the Jonas Brothers. lawyered up and appear in court.
• There will be rumors of attacks on
America and assassination plans before or on 7) 17)
January 20, 2009. These 44th historic events of A gag not funny. Multiple outbreaks.
the Presidential Swearing in Ceremony, the Red, white and blue caught in throats. Return to the Testament?
Inaugural Address, Parade, Balls and galas that Oh say can you speak? Flexing and vexing.
honors the new President of the United States is This may mean:A strange spate of coughing I hope something like this does not occur, but I
without incident and most memorable. [] will occur in the U.S. House of believe this means: There will be "plagues”
Representatives. that seem almost biblical throughout the
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& Goodness, warmth and slurps. 18)
THE ‘X’ ZONE TV SHOW The smell permeates, sustains. Fervor blocks science.
Ladle delivers. Research thwarted. Seventeen.
ARE NOW AVAILABLE ON These images may indicate: Soup will be the Devout views intrude.
iTUNES year's "hot" food. Hmm, this possibly indicates: Physics
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Set. Boom. Spot. Action. zealots. []
16 Predictions for 2009
- Hugh Hefner has to watch his health and
Nikki - Psychic To The - Explosion at the New York Stock Exchange.
- Explosion in Ottawa, Canada. wealth.
Stars Predictions for - Explosion at the Wall Street Journal. - Ellen DeGeneres will win her fight for same
- A new National Hockey League in Canada. sex marriage.
2009 - A large fire in Chicago. - Oprah Winfrey has to watch her and health and
- An airport hanger fire. robbery.
Last year Nikki predicted the wild fires in - A Belgium chocolate factory will burn to the - Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck have to watch
California in the Los Angeles area and the ground. their marriage.
earthquake in Greece. She also predicted - A rare Green Flamingo will be found. - Sir Paul McCartney will marry.
Britney Spears' health problems, the weird - A green bear will be found in China. - Victoria and David Beckham have to watch
behavior and her comeback, the pregnancy of - Earthquakes in China, Alaska, California, their marriage and kidnapping.
twins for Angelina Jolie, the divorce of Niagara Falls, Greece Rome Italy. - Martha Stewart will marry.
Madonna and husband Guy Ritchie, the - A new board game called Recession. - Julianne Hough from Dancing With The Stars
marriage of Ellen DeGeneres, Amy - A meteor will land in Russia. will become a big country superstar.
Winehouse's bad health problems and her - Seven children being born to a woman in - CNN’s Soledad O’Brien will win many
awards, and the sex scandal in Washington China. awards for documentaries in the future.
regarding John Edwards. Nikki also predicted - Laura and George Bush have to watch their - A Hollywood movie star will be on a plane that
the Stock Market crash and the economy marriage. is hijacked.
meltdown, the assassination of Benazir Butto, - A kidnapping at the White House. - Another famous fashion designer will pass.
Ted Kennedy's health problems, and the passing - A riot in Budapest Hungary. - Carol Channing has to watch her health.
of Suzanne Pleshette and the passing of Paul - Tragedy Gulf of St. Laurence. - Elizabeth Taylor has to watch her health.
Newman. Here's how Nikki sees 2009… - More sightings of great white sharks in all - Ben Kingsley to watch health.
kinds of water including water they do not - A rock and roll band will be kidnapped as a
World Predictions normally swim in. hoax.
- Collapse of the Golden Gate Bridge. - A male movie hunk will rob a bank.
- Death of Charles Manson. - Flood in the Ukraine. - More trouble for Dr. Phil.
- Danger around the Dahlia Lama. - A subway tragedy in New York. - Madonna has to watch her health and
- Trouble with Tibet and China. - Arrest in the Madeline McCann case. kidnapping.
- Passing of Fidel Castro. - A terrorist attack in Karachi Pakistan. - A streaker on American Idol.
- A cruise ship will be hijacked. - Arrest in the Jon Benet Ramsey Case. - Clint Eastwood will be nominated for an
- A tsunami off the coast of Alaska. - Terrorist attack in Calcutta. Oscar.
- Uprising in Venezuela. - Terrorist attack in Oslo Norway. - The Dark Knight will win many Oscars.
- Giant earthquake in California including Los - A terrorist attack in Copenhagen. - Jennifer Hudson will win Grammy.
- Angeles, San Francisco and San Diego. - Invasion of Iran by the USA. - Michael Bluble has to be careful of robbery.
- Buckingham Palace on fire. - Terrorist attack in Turkey. - Tom Cruise has to be careful of a crazed fan.
- A war with China and Tibet. - Terrorist attack in Toronto, Canada. - David Letterman to watch his health.
- An explosion at the Great Wall of China. - Animals coming into city’s because of global - Jay Leno to watch his health.
- Loch Ness monster will be captured. warming. - Arnold Swarzenagger to be careful of danger.
- Earthquake in British Columbia. - An explosion at the Ottawa Canal. - Mick Jagger to watch for danger.
- Earthquake in Alaska. - Stock Market up and down. - Paula Abdul to watch her health.
- President Sarkozy of France in danger. - Prime Minister Brown of England has to be - Sean Penn will be nominated for an Oscar for
- Explosion at the Eiffel Tower. careful of an attack. the movie Milk.
- A daredevil will scale the Eiffel Tower. - Queen Elizabeth has to be careful of an attack. - The movie Milk will be nominated for many
- Royal Jewels will be stolen. - More shark attacks. awards.
- Sarah Palin will write a “tell all book”. - O.J. Simpson has to be careful of his well - - Brad Pitt will be nominated for an Oscar.
- President Bush and Laura Bush will have being. May escape jail. - Kate Winslett will be nominated for an Oscar.
marriage problems. - Another crane tragedy. - Nicole Kidman has to watch her marriage.
- Hillary Clinton has to watch her health.
- Danger around Barack Obama. Star Predictions Wild Weather Predictions
- Assassination attempt around Barack Obama. Lots of splits in Hollywood
- Assassination Barack Obama – New Martin - Hail and snow in Hawaii.
Luther King. - The great late actor Heath Ledger will be - A Category Five Hurricane wiping out parts
- Race riots break out in US. nominated for an Oscar. of Miami and South Beach.
- A sex scandal around Sarah Palin. - Mickey Rourke will be nominated for an - Hurricane moving toward New York and
- Sarah Palin on television making a lot of guest Oscar. Toronto, Canada.
appearances. - Angelina Jolie will be nominated for an Oscar. - Hurricane in the Cayman Islands.
- Mohammed Ali has to watch his health. - Anne Hathaway will be nominated for an - Hurricane in Mobile, Alabama and New
-Mount St. Helens will erupt again. Oscar. Orleans.
- Explosion in Colombo Sri Lanka. - Johnny Depp winning an Oscar for playing a - More Tsunamis’ off the coast of Hawaii and
- Trouble in Bangkok Thailand – lots of Russian in a future movie within 36 months. Sumatra.
explosions. - Nicole Kidman another child. - Mudslides in California.
- Breakthrough in the cure for cancer, - Angelina Jolie another pregnancy. - Mount St. Helen erupting.
Alzheimer, and heart disease. - Faith Hill and Tim McGraw splitting. - Earthquake in Seattle, Washington.
- Breakthrough in stem cell research. - Jackie Stallone has to watch health. - A huge tornado wipes out a town in Missouri
- Another planet with life will be found in the - Jennifer Aniston will have a child. and Illinois, Oklahoma, Kansas City.
universe. - A split for Michelle Pfeiffer and husband and - Great earthquake in Los Angeles, San
- A commercial jet liner and a meteorite will she has to be careful of water. Francisco.
collide. - Avril Lavigne will split with her husband. - Earthquake in Alaska, Japan, British -
- A cold war between Cuba and the USA and a - - Sarah Jessica Parker and Mathew Broderick Columbia, China, Iran, Toronto, Ontario,
possible invasion into Cuba. split. Quebec, Niagara Falls.
- Problems with North Korea. - Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas - Earthquake in Mexico City.
- A worldwide computer virus. trouble in their marriage. - A bad blizzard in New York and Toronto,
- A hijacking of a train and explosion at Grand - Donald Trump has to watch his future wealth Canada.
Central Station in New York. and be careful of helicopters. Continued on Page 17
Predictions for 2009 17
Nikki - Psychic To The - Arnold Swarzenagger
- Axle Rose of Guns'n Roses
up and there will be a boom much like after the
Second World War - although heads of
Stars Predictions for - Barak Obama governments have to watch out for danger.
- Barbara Bush
2009 - Billy Graham ‘X’ ZONE TRIVIA
Continued from Page 16 - Bob Barker
- Burt Reynolds
- Chris Angel (Mind Freak) - Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than
Wild Weather Predictions
- David Blaine new cars.
- David Copperfied - While performing her duties as queen,
- Floods in Venice Italy, Gulf Coast and Florida,
- Debbie Reynolds Cleopatra sometimes wore a fake beard.
Holland, England, France.
- Dick Cheney, - If you’re a healthy, full-grown adult, your
- A huge tornado in California.
- Dick Clark thigh bones are stronger than concrete.
- Part of the polar ice cap melts.
- Doris Day - The U.S. Government spent $277,000 on
- Elizabeth - Taylor “pickle research” in 1993.
The Royals
- Farah Fawcett - Thomas Edison invented wax paper.
- Fidel Castro - Ninety percent of U.S. businesses are family
- Sex scandal in British Parliament.
- French President Sarkozy owned.
- Duke of Edinborough has to watch his health.
- George Bush Sr. - The 3 most valuable brand names on earth:
- A wedding in Monaco.
- Hillary Clinton Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that
- A yacht on fire in Monaco.
- Hugh Hefner order.
- A tragedy around Princess Caroline.
- Hugo Chavez - An estimated 79% of all Americans have
- Kidnapping Royal Family.
- Jackie Stallone bought lottery tickets.
- Trouble around Fergie.
- Jerry Lewis - WhenHeinz ketchup leaves the bottle, it
- Attack on the Queen.
- Jimmy Carter travels at a rate of 25 miles per year.
- Buckingham Palace on fire.
- Joanne Woodward - Rule of thumb: Nearly all boys grow at least as
- A horse mishap around the Royals.
- Karl Lagerfield tall as their mothers.
- The Royal Crown Jewels are stolen.
- Keith Richard - It’s possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not
- The Queen has to watch her health.
- Kirk Douglas downstairs,
- Windsor Castle on fire.
- Larry King - Charles Dickens always slept facing north. He
- Lauren Bacall thought it improved his writing.
Sports Predictions
- Loretta Lynn Men get hiccups more often than women. No
- Madonna one knows why.
- The Toronto Maple Leafs will win the Stanley
- Marilyn Manson - Good news: The Bible has been translated into
Cup within 36 months.
- Michael Jackson Klingon.
- A new Canadian Hockey League.
- Mick Jagger - State of the Union: The house where Thomas
- A blimp explosion over a sports stadium.
- Nancy Reagan Jefferson wrote much of the Declaration of
- A Formula One car out of control – a fiery
- Nelson Mandela Independence was torn down and replaced
crash hitting the stands and killing the driver.
- Pamela Anderson wioth a hamburger stand.
- A long distant swimmer will swim the English
- Patrick Swayze - If you’re an average American, you’ll spend
Channel.
- President Masharoff about 6 months of your life waiting at red lights.
- A ball in a baseball stadium will hit a fan
- Prime Minister Brown of England - The average adult male shaves off a pound of
injuring them.
- Queen Elizabeth beard every 10 years.
- A streaker in a baseball field.
- Sean Penn - Musical note: A “Big Band” is any band with
- A riot at a soccer stadium.
- Shirley Temple Black 10 or more musicians.
- Ted Kennedy - The #1 use of gold in the United States: class
Fashion Predictions
- The Duke of Edinborough rings.
Men
- Tony Curtis - Chimpanzees lie a lot: How do scientists
- Unice Schniver know? They taught them sign language.
- Mustaches for men – very Clark Gable, Burt
- Willie Nelson - If you’re of average weight, multiply it by .02
Reynolds.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor and that’s how much your brain weighs.
- Black for men (think Johnny Cash).
- Humans are the only primates that don’t have
- Thin ties like the 50’s and 60’s.
Additional Predictions pigment in the palms of their hands.
- Suspenders will be back.
- The word “sqaw” does not appear in any
- Capes for men.
- Terrorist attack in Nevada, California, Native American language.
Chicago, London England. - Ten percent of the Russian government’s
Women - A Lot of Glamour
- Two planes crashing over Kennedy Airport. income comes from the sale of vodka.
- Power blackout in Las Vegas. - Hamsters get their name from Hamstern, a
- Business attire – mixed with glamorous
- A woman from Tennessee wins the biggest German word that means “to hoard.”
accessories.
jackpot ever at a casino. - In 1900, the average American drank 12 sodas
- 40’s compacts.
- The jitterbug dance, the tango, and the twist a year. Today it’s 556.
- 40’s accessories.
will be popular again. - Red-headed men are more likely to go bald
- Silver and grey.
- Tragedy around a mud wrestler. than anyone else.
- High shoes and boots.
- The dance clubs of the forties will be popular - Room service: Business travelers gain an
- Muffs for women.
again. average of 5 lbs. every year they’re on the road.
- Platinum hair – colour blue.
- Within 24 months a UFO will land and there - U.S. hens lay enough eggs in a year to circle
- Tye dye clothing
will be more sightings. the equator 100 times.
- Micro mini’s are back.
- Rita Wilson and Tom Hanks split. - According to NASA, it’s nearly impossible to
shed tears in zero gravity.
Death and Health Watch
Summary and Overview - Why is prostution illegal in Reno and Las
Vegas, but no where else in Nevada? It’s
- Alex Trebek
The economic woes, more terrorist attacks, and because men gamblers bet more money when
- Amy Winehouse
wild weather will still be around for 2009 but they bring their wives.
- Annette Funicello
within twenty four months the economy picks Watch for The ‘X’ Trivia Book in 2009!
- Aretha Franklin
18 Syncrohearts - The Game You’ll Love
From Dragons to Dollars
Relationship game a hit in
the valley
Paul Fontaine, The Times

After a final 10 finish in the CBC hit,


Dragons Den, Mission's Bobby O'Neal has seen
his relationship game Syncrohearts fly off the
shelf.
The final episode aired in late November
and while the dragons rejected his offer of 25
per cent of the company for $200,000, the
exposure has tripled online sales and led to a
$100,000 loan from the Business Development
Bank of Canada.
O'Neal said he has just sold out his first
run of games and has added more retail stores,
including additional Shoppers Drug Mart
locations and Planet Organic, which has stores question, so that both players hear the question business.
across Canada. and the answer. With the help of Surrey's Deelor Sales
The success makes the self-doubt of O'Neal says while the Dragons Den and Marketing they were able to find local
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Top 10 Health Stories of ‘08 19
Top 10 Incredible she remained hooked on a ventilator as the
possibility of organ donation was discussed.
kidney condition was overjoyed when he
survived the procedure. Jodie Percival of
Health Stories of 2008 Surprisingly, Thomas woke up 10 minutes later Nottinghamshire, England, said she made the
and started talking. She was then transferred to decision to abort baby Finley when she was
the Cleveland Clinic so that specialists could eight weeks pregnant. Percival's first son died of
By Marrecca Fiore and Karlie Pouliot
check her out, but doctors said they could find multicystic dysplastic kidneys and her second
Fox News nothing wrong with her. “I know God has child Lewis was born with serious kidney
something in store for me, another purpose,” damage. A short time after the abortion, Percival
Thomas said. “I don’t know what it is, but I’m felt a fluttering in her stomach. She went to the
sure he’ll tell me.” doctor for a scan and discovered she was 19
weeks pregnant. "I couldn't believe it,” Percival
7. Next is a story about a 49-year-old Japanese said. "This was the baby I thought I'd
man who was suffering from abdominal pain in terminated.” Finley was born three weeks
late May. Surgeons in Japan thought they were premature - but is expected to lead a normal life.
going to remove a tumor from the man – but
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had crumpled into what looked like a softball-
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carrying the cloth since 1983, when surgeons
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10. The story of Jessica Cox, of Tucson, Ariz. spray deodorant in a confined space. Daniel
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stopped her from doing one thing: using the Lynx deodorant – made by Unilever, a global
word "can't." Her latest project is becoming the company that manufactures Axe, Suave and
first pilot licensed to fly using only her feet. other deodorants in the U.S. -- in the bathroom
With one foot manning the controls and the of his Derbyshire home. His father said the boy
other delicately guiding the steering column, was obsessed with grooming, often applying 2. It’s not a tumor … it’s a worm. Doctors
Cox, 25, soared to achieve a Sport Pilot lots of deodorant and cologne. An inquest was thought a Phoenix-area woman might have a
certificate. Her certificate qualifies her to fly a told that a "volatile" agent in the deodorant brain tumor, but it turned out there was
light-sport aircraft to altitudes of 10,000 feet. upset the boy's heart rhythm. He was something else penetrating her brain – a worm.
"She's a good pilot. She's rock solid," said hospitalized and died five days later from a Rosemary Alvarez started experiencing
Parrish Traweek, 42, the flying instructor at San cardiac arrhythmia. numbness in her arm and blurred vision. She
Manuel's Ray Blair Airport. went to the emergency room twice and had a CT
scan, but everything came up clear. It wasn’t
9. An Australian man was operated on in June at until doctors took a closer look at an MRI that
Hornsby Hospital in Berowra, where surgeons they discovered something very disturbing.
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under.” Fire Rescue officers in New South doctors were expecting to remove a tumor, but
Wales, Australia were called to alleviate the they uncovered the worm instead, which they
man from his awkward predicament around 3 removed. No one knows exactly where she
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predicament – but fire rescue officers spent can come from eating undercooked pork or can
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TOP 10 STRANGEST False-color depiction of dark matter around a
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Computer simulation of dark matter filaments.
9. Black Holes Image Credit: Science Magazine

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force winds (125 miles) and tropical-storm force masses race north only hours before storms Tennessee. There were even two twisters in
winds (275 miles) ever measured. This posed a develop.) Some of the worst damage was near southern Wisconsin; only one other had been
major public communication challenge, as the Nashville and Memphis and in star-crossed reported in that state in January since records
vast swath of wind was expected to stir up a storm Jackson, Tennessee, which endured its third major began in 1844. On January 9 and 10, the tornadoes
surge in the Galveston area far worse than people tornado strike following hits in 1999 and 2003. If continued, but most were in the more
might presume from the storm's Category 2 rating. nothing else, the onslaught is beefing up the city's climatologically favored Deep South--except for a
The worst of Ike's surge struck less- tornado awareness. Students at Union University true outlier that struck near Vancouver,
populated areas just east of Galveston Island on dove for cover as dormitories were heavily Washington, making it that state's first-ever
the night of 12-13 September, but the overall damaged, but nobody died on campus. All told, January tornado. All told, the outbreak was the
damage was still tremendous: more than $30 though, the tornadoes took 57 lives, making this nation's second most prolific for January, but only
billion (in inflation-adjusted dollars, that's the the deadliest U.S. outbreak since 1985. 4 deaths were recorded.
third costliest U.S. hurricane on record). Much of
Galveston and nearby coastal towns were left in 5. Winter onslaught across northern tier 9. Ohio snowstorm (March). Buffered by the
shambles, and storm-surge damage extended well (Northwest/Midwest/Northeast, December). An Appalachians and the Great Lakes, Ohio gets
east into Louisiana. Ike resulted in 82 U.S. deaths- unusually potent jet stream brought multiple many types of weather, but seldom in super-strong
-among the highest tolls in recent decades--and waves of wintry weather across the northern half doses. March 7-8 was the exception that proved
more than 200 people remain missing in the of the nation from mid-December toward month's the rule, as much of Ohio was hammered by more
hurricane's aftermath. The Boston Globe posted end. The sustained cold was noticeable, if only than a foot of snowfall. Columbus was buried by
an incredible Ike photo gallery. because recent years have brought so little of it, 20.8", with 15.4" of that total setting a new 24-
but frozen precipitation was the real star of this hour record. The storm was accompanied by
2. Midwest rains and flooding (Iowa and show. The Portland, Oregon, area saw its heaviest strong winds and biting cold, although
surrounding states, June). Although El Niño snow in 29 years (11-13"), and several Wisconsin temperatures and overall hardship across Ohio fell
often gets the rap for U.S. flooding, it was a cities had their snowiest Decembers on record, far short of the memorable Blizzard of 1978, when
relentless storm track powered by La Niña that less than a year after the state set many seasonal bitter winds of up to 70 mph piled fresh and
focused heavy winter snows and spring rains snowfall records. The worst ice storm in New existing snow into drifts that paralyzed the state
across a belt roughly from Kansas to Michigan. It Hampshire's history left thousands of customers for days.
all culminated with two weeks of incredible rains without power for days just before the holidays,
centered in two bands, one from central Iowa to and hundreds were stranded at snow-crippled 10. Boy Scout and Kansas State tornadoes
southern Wisconsin and another running from airports from Seattle to Chicago. (June, Iowa). Hundreds of tornadoes ripped
eastern Illinois to southern Indiana. Some spots across the nation's heartland in the spring of 2008,
notched more than 14" between June 1 and 15, 6. Southeastern US drought slowly abates but one in particular struck me with its poignancy.
and a total of 15 stations had their wettest single (ongoing). The year opened with many parts of More than 100 Boy Scouts and staff encamped on
days on record, gauging anywhere from 4.5" to the Southeast desperate for rain. Atlanta was at the a hilly, wooded site north of Omaha found
9.5" of rain. The resulting floods managed to epicenter of the multi-year drought, with Lake themselves fighting for their lives on June 11 as an
topple a few of the marks set in the epic 1993 Lanier--the city's chief source of water--having EF-3 twister tossed trees and destroyed a cabin
Mississippi flood. The most jaw-dropping just set a record low on December 26, 2007. There where many campers had taken shelter. More than
imagery came from Cedar Rapids, Iowa, where wasn't a single dramatic drought-buster, but 40 Scouts were injured, but only 4 died, in part
floodwaters spread to an almost- recurrent fronts managed to douse enough of the due to the quick action of peers who provided first
incomprehensible extent. More than 42,000 Southeast by April to completely erase the region aid. The incident catalyzed fresh debate on the
people were evacuated and some 400 city blocks of "exceptional" drought (the most dire category). need for dedicated tornado shelters. Less
were inundated as the Cedar River rose nearly a Slow improvement continued through the year. publicized, but just as impressive, was an EF-4
foot above its previous record crest. Today, only a dimple of "extreme" drought tornado on the same evening that sliced across the
remains from northeast Georgia into southwest campus of Kansas State University, severely
3. Hurricane Gustav (Louisiana, September). It North Carolina, while many adjacent areas are damaging several buildings. Afterward, KSU vice
threatened to pummel New Orleans with the same now drought-free. However, Lake Lanier remains president Tom Rawson delivered what has to be
or greater ferocity than Katrina did in 2005, but in only a foot above its record low and more than 17 the most ironic weather quote of 2008: "The Wind
the end, Gustav--as with many sequels--failed to feet below full. [GREAT GRAPHIC: you can Erosion Lab is gone." Thankfully, the campus was
deliver the punch of the original. Except for a generate a comparison from Jan 1 to Dec 23 by nearly empty and nobody was seriously hurt. []
sharp southwest jog in the northern Caribbean, going to U.S. Drought Monitor Web site and using
Gustav followed a remarkably straight the pull-downs. MORE ‘X’ TRIVIA...
northwesterly path toward the Louisiana coast.
Fears of a Katrina repeat were stoked when 7. California wildfires (June). The northwest - In 10 minutes, a hurrican releases more energy
Gustav quickly reached Category 4 strength while flow that dominated the U.S. in the first half of than all the world’s nuclear weapons combined.
approaching western Cuba, and people left the 2008 left much of California high and dry. Many - A monkey was once tried and convicted for
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evacuation in history. But the hurricane never reported their driest springs on record. What - Check a map: Reno, Nevada, is west of Los
quite recovered from its brief passage over Cuba, shocked many observers wasn't the wildfire itself- Angeles, California.
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30 Top 5 Science Discoveries of 2008
Top 5 Incredible But this August, the Wildlife
Conservation Society announced its scientists
likely the latest downturn will be anywhere near
as bad, lessons learned from the mistakes and
Science Discoveries of had uncovered a previously unknown successes of the 1930s should come in handy
population of about 125,000 gorillas living in for today's politicians.
2008 the Republic of Congo. The discovery was a
By Clara Moskowitz welcome bit of good news for the beleaguered 2008 was like the 1980s
apes, and conservationists say it means their The world descended upon China in
Science is mostly an incremental process, a efforts have been working. August for the Summer Olympics, turning a
slow peeling of the onion to offer small But gorillas aren’t out of the woods yet. spotlight on the country for better (friendly
glimpses of understanding. But over time, They still face imminent threats, especially people, rich culture) or for worse (media
scientists remove enough layers to expose from the deadly Ebola virus, which has restrictions, controversial gymnasts). It felt a bit
stunning truths about nature. decimated many gorilla populations. like the 1980s, when the insular, 30-year-old
republic first started to open its doors to the
5. Stronger link between birds and dinosaurs 2. Electron filmed for the first time West, seeking economic progress and
Paleontologists have long known that In a motion-picture first, scientists acceptance. What the world saw was a big,
modern birds are the closest living relatives of caught the movement of a single electron on complex place filled with potential, but one also
the long-gone dinosaurs. But just how the film. facing some serious growing pains in the form
transition between dino and Big Bird happened The discovery, announced in February, of student protests.
has not been fully understood. was made possible with a new technology that
This year, scientists uncovered more generates extremely short pulses of intense laser 2008 was like the 1970s
fascinating new links between ancient dinosaurs light to illuminate the particle. The resulting Also in August, Russia rolled into
and their living feathered friends, which movie shows an electron leaving an atom after neighboring nation and former Soviet republic
emerged some 150 million years ago during the being excited by ultraviolet light. Since this Georgia in an invasion eerily reminiscent of the
Jurassic Period. actually happened in much less time than a USSR's expansionary campaigns during the
In November, scientists announced the second, the sequence was slowed down for Cold War. Back then, the United States was
discovery of a fossilized dinosaur nest that human eyes to last a full three seconds. committed to fighting the spread of
proves dinosaurs were forming bird-like nests The groundbreaking achievement Communism and backed the Soviets'
and laying eggs long before birds evolved. should open up doors for new study into the opponents. Today, things are a bit more
Another link was established in October, workings of atoms, not to mention a new genre complicated, and there was brief but widespread
when paleontologists announced the discovery of film: subatomic cinema. alarm that the United States and its allies may
of a fossilized dinosaur that apparently sported be forced to pick up arms against Russia again.
tail feathers thought to have helped the creature 1. The Arctic melts Georgia and Russia ultimately came to a peace
balance on tree branches.Though the creature A piece of the year's most sobering news agreement on their own, though observers
couldn't fly, it may represent a step in the is also some of its most significant. In worry it could be a sign of things to come.
direction of feathers for flight. September, Arctic sea ice reached the second-
And a third analysis of fossils revealed lowest level recorded since the beginning of the 2008 was like 2005
that a huge carnivorous dinosaur called satellite era, according to the National Snow As Hurricane Ike sped towards the U.S.
Aerosteon had a breathing system much like and Ice Data Center at the University of Gulf Coast in early September all eyes were on
that of today's birds, with hollow bones that Colorado. When stacked next to 2007's ultimate New Orleans, which just three years earlier had
filled with air and possible air sacs that would record low, the picture is grim: Global been ravaged by Hurricane Katrina. Luckily for
have pumped air through its lungs. warming's effects are before us. that city's vulnerable levees but unfortunately
The news also spelled disaster for polar for the state of Texas, the storm shifted
4. Memory's limit found bears, whose primary habitat is sea ice. In May westward and hit the low-lying island of
Common knowledge — and phone the Interior Department officially listed the Galveston as well as Houston. Advanced, urgent
number conventions — have held that people polar bear as a threatened species. Officials said evacuation orders were credited with saving
can fit about seven things in short-term the decline of Arctic sea ice off Alaska and many lives, but as happened in 2005, many
memory. But research announced this April Canada could result in two-thirds of polar bears people ignored the call to flee.
found that the true fundamental limit, when all disappearing by 2050.
memory aids are taken out of the equation, is 2008 was like the 1960s
actually about three or four. History Repeats: How Barack Obama was the uncontested
Psychologists presented subjects with an newsmaker of the year with his historic election
array of colored squares, then showed a single
2008 Reflected the Past win on Nov. 4, which will make him the nation's
colored square and asked people to recall if it By Heather Whipps first African-American president when he is
was the same color as the original square in its inaugurated Jan. 20. It's a momentous occasion,
position. The scientists used a mathematical For all the talk about change, everything especially considering that when Obama was
model that assumed people could only old seemed oddly new again in 2008. born in 1961 at the height of the Civil Rights
remember three or four squares, and found that The events of this year, perhaps more movement and during the summer of Freedom
it accurately predicted the spread of results on than any other, had a way of dredging up Rides, blacks hadn't yet been guaranteed the
the test. historic memories, bad and good — from the right to vote safely and without discrimination.
The research doesn't mean we should ongoing, Depression-like economic scare to the
reduce phone numbers to four digits, though. In Civil Rights struggles that led to Barack MORE ‘X’ TRIVIA...
most real-life situations, we can use memory Obama's milestone election win.
tricks, such as grouping items together (i.e. Overall, 2008 was a year that made - There’s a “Cinderella” story in Finnish
breaking phone numbers into a chunk of three more sense if you had paid attention in history folklore. But the girl’s name isn’t Cinderella.
digits plus a group of four) to improve on our class. Here's how: It’s Tuna.
brain's minimal capacity. - Average lifespan of a major league ball: 5
2008 was like the 1930s pitches.
3. Huge new population of gorillas With the economic plummet taking firm - Tip: If you have to give your dog a pill, put it
discovered hold of the national consciousness in the latter far back on its tongue, then blow in his nose.
The critically endangered western half of the year, talk about the possibility of - The most common street name in America is
lowland gorilla has been nearing extinction due "another Depression" had journalists Park Street.
to disease, hunting and deforestation. Until scrambling for their Cliff Notes on the original - The Neanderthal’s brain was bigger than yours
recently, scientists had put the number living in incarnation. The Great Depression was long, is.
the wild at about 50,000. deep and devastating, and while it doesn't seem More ‘X’ TRIVIA to come!
Amazing Astronomy Discoveries 2008 31
Top 5 Amazing has imaged nearly 40 percent of the planet).
A major goal of such missions has been
energy produced can kick the newly merged
black hole clear out of its galaxy.
Astronomy Discoveries to find signs of past or present liquid water, the Also, for the first time this year,
main ingredient for life. That's why Phoenix scientists detected such a rogue black hole
in 2008 snagged a star-studded headline when the lander racing along at 5,900,000 mph (2,650
By Jeanna Bryner collected water ice near Mars' north pole this kilometers per second).
year.
Astronomers have continued to cast Earlier in the year, Spirit found deposits 5. Solving Mercury mysteries
their eyes to the heavens, with bigger and better of silica in Gusev Crater, suggesting, scientists More than half of our solar system's
telescopes and as much passion as ever this said, that hot water once flowed through the smallest planet (Pluto once took this honor),
year, but some of the coolest findings of 2008 Martian soil in hydrothermal vents. As on Earth, Mercury, had remained a mystery until this year.
were right in our own backyard, or at least these hydrothermal vents may have once On Jan. 14, NASA's MESSENGER probe made
looked like they were. harbored life. The discovered silica could its first flyby of Mercury, beginning a mission to
From worlds nearby like Mercury and preserve fossils of such ancient life if it did image the entire planet.
Mars to those beyond our solar system, indeed exist there. From the get-go, the probe sent back
planetary science saw a boon. As for extrasolar And just in from MRO — evidence of intriguing images, including clear evidence for
planets, astronomers bagged at least 50 newbies carbonates on the Martian surface. Since volcanoes. Images of the Caloris basin showed
this year. carbonates can't survive in acidic, harsh hints of lava flows and the presence of a shield
"It's been a very exciting year for conditions, the mineral finding suggests any volcano larger than the state of Delaware, with
exoplanet discoveries," said Michael Liu, an microbes crawling around when Mars was wet gently sloping sides.
astronomer at the University of Hawaii. could've enjoyed a cushy existence. And Mercury is indeed shrinking as its
What's responsible for the surge of iron-rich core slowly cools. Scientists had
exoplanet detections? 3. Dark energy speculated this much from images taken during
"The big picture is that a wide variety of Scientists were hot on the trail this year the Mariner 10 mission in 1974. But
new technologies, both instruments on existing of a mysterious "force" called dark energy that MESSENGER images showed more faults than
telescopes and new dedicated telescopes, are has been expanding the universe at an did Mariner 10, suggesting the strain from the
really allowing astronomers to do much more increasing pace and was only discovered about planet's contraction was at least one-third
sensitive measurements, and thus leading to a 10 years ago. greater than originally thought.
real bonanza of discoveries," Though, admittedly, scientists say they More to come: The thousands of images
And there's more. Here are five favorite are more than a few years away from solving and other data collected by MESSENGER
findings in astronomy for 2008: the puzzler of what dark energy is, a new could also shed light on other Mercury
method this year confirmed its existence, mysteries, including the planet's relatively giant
1. Alien worlds suggesting the force is stifling the growth of core, which makes up about two-thirds of the
With the extrasolar planet tally now well galaxies in the universe. Basically, in an planet's mass. One idea is that huge impacts
above 300, astronomers seem to be on track for expanding universe dominated by dark energy, hundreds of millions of years ago might have
spotting another Earth (the astronomical galaxies fly away from one another rather than stripped the innermost planet of its original
jackpot) before long. Along the way this year, a mingle and merge. surface. []
jaw-dropping announcement came in These results also suggest dark energy
November when two teams of astronomers takes the form of what Einstein called the MORE ‘X’ TRIVIA...
reported they had snapped direct images of cosmological constant — a term in Einstein's
exoplanets. theory of general relativity that represents the - Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of
Geoffrey Marcy of the University of possibility of empty space having a density and where they grew up.
California, Berkeley, calls the images "the most pressure associated with it. - Al Capone’s business card said he was a used
spectacular thing in 2008." furniture dealer.
"In my own professional opinion this is 4. Black hole antics - A bowl of Wheaties contain twice as much
by far the most definitive picture of a planet Black holes are so dense that nothing, sodium as a bowl of potato chips.
ever taken," Marcy said during a telephone not even light, can escape their gravitational - Americans spend $1.4 billion on chewing gum
interview, referring to the direct image by the grips. Though invisible, astronomers have every year.
Hubble Space Telescope of the planet called inferred the presence of the dark behemoths - Ancient Egyptians shaved off their eyebrows
Fomalhaut b. from their effects on nearby objects. And this when their cats died as a sign of mourning.
The gold rush of exoplanet discoveries year, it seems, all the crazies came out of their - Peanuts are one of the ingredients used to
this year boils down to new techniques and cosmic closets. make dynamite.
observatories as well as energetic astronomers Take the fastest spinning black hole, - More Americans are arrested for drunk driving
involved, Marcy said. found to whirl around at speeds approaching the than any other crime.
Some other highlights include: the least- speed of light. - If you’re like most people, your fingernails
massive planet, weighing in at just three times And when it comes to obesity, one black grow 4 times as fast as your toenails.
the mass of Earth; the hottest planet, with hole could've gobbled up 18 billion suns. This - Five cows were killed in a drive-by xhooting
temperatures reaching about 4,000 degrees giant would dwarf the smallest black hole found in Clay County, Missouri, in 1992.
Fahrenheit (2,200 degrees Celsius); and three this year, weighing in at about 3.8 times the - The Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas has 12
so-called super-Earths orbiting a star. mass of our sun and spanning just 15 miles (24 gardeners on its staff to care for artificial plants.
Astronomers like Marcy predict the km) in diameter. - The average yawn lasts 6 seconds.
upcoming year will bring us even closer to Researchers also found this year that - About 50% of U.S. workers say they’ve had
detecting Earth's twin. For instance, NASA's some supermassive black holes, which reside at sex in the workplace. Favorite place: the boss’s
Kepler mission is scheduled to launch in March the centers of many or all galaxies, spew out desk.
with the goal of finding rocky planets about the giant bubbles from the tips of their jets. (As - Elephants can’t jump. Every other mammal
size of Earth that orbit within the habitable material falls into the gravitational clutches of a can.
black hole, the energy can be spit out as jets of - Taxpayers spent $57,000 U.S. on gold-
2. Martian life? radiation and high-speed particles.) The bubbles embossed playing cards for Air Force One in
The red planet has gotten celebrity ultimately pop, spilling their gaseous guts. 1992.
treatment this past year, with the touchdown of Turns out, the hot gas keeps the black hole and - Finders keepers: 25% of U.S. territory
NASA's Phoenix Mars Lander in May, the its galaxy from ballooning to mega sizes. originally belonged to Mexico.
continuing presence of the Mars Exploration Black holes can also take the form of - Bloodhounds are the only animals who
Rover twins (Spirit and Opportunity) and "masked fugitive." Computer simulations evidence is admissable in U.S. courts.
NASA's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter (which revealed that when two black holes merge, the More ‘X’ TRIVIA to come!
32 Where Fact Is Fiction & Fiction is Reality

SOUL SNATCHERS APOCALYPSE


A Quest for True Human Beings
A routine, scientific search for the American Sasquatch leads Robert
Morgan to some of the most secret knowledge of Native American tribes across
the United States, as well as encounters with the last of the legendary men of the
Old West, and unexplained mysterious lights in the night sky. Along this
2 0 1 2
fascinating ride, the reader also learns what fuels this man s search for the elusive
Forest People. For this reader,
this was the most fascinating
tale of all.

Seeking to refute the


Judeo-Christian view of man
being created in the image of
God, Morgan researches the
tales of Sasquatch, reasoning
that if he can provide good
evidence of its existence,
humanity will have to make
room in its family tree for one
more relative, and revise its
view that Homo Sapiens is
the only being that possesses
a soul and therefore is the
supreme being on this
planet... All in all, a
fascinating read on several
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modern Science), radiation holds the Universe
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together and causes every object to radiate in
as a "a consequence" of our own volition About 20 years later, already residing
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as 'cause and effect'.) Therefore, through our had not forgotten her desire to posses this book.
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own actions taken, we are not only shaping our After Dita tracked down her friends family and
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characteristics radiating from the planets that
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conform to each sign of the zodiac.
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master in astronomy/astrology (called 'divine'
found and recognized the interconnectedness of here" while he retrieved it from the attic. In
by contemporary scholars), understood the
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34 Top 10 Crimes of 2008
TOP 10 CRIMES OF was involved with the crime, including a pair of
green shorts and a sandal that were similar to
murdered child for the rest of our lives [but]
we're still going to try to change laws and
2008 what Adam was wearing the day he change the way police do business."
disappeared.
No. 10 - Adam Walsh As the case continued, Walsh became a No. 09 - Brianna Denison
well-known advocate for missing children. In
The Walsh family suffered for more than 1988, he was selected as the host of the FOX On the morning of Jan. 20, 2008, college
two decades with the knowledge that their son's television show America's Most Wanted, a sophomore Brianna Denison, 19, was abducted
case might never be solved. Twenty-seven years program that profiles fugitives who are wanted from a friend's house near the University of
is a long time to live with that type of heartache. by law enforcement for a variety of crimes. To Nevada's Reno campus. According to police,
A pain compounded by the family memories date, the program has assisted in the capture of the teen had been sleeping in the living room at
that they missed: school plays, graduations, over one thousand criminals. the time of the incident.
marriage, grandchildren. While nothing can In September 1996, Ottis Toole died of Roughly one month later, on Feb. 15,
alleviate their pain, the Walsh family did receive liver disease while serving a life sentence for a 2008, Brianna's body was found near an
some closure yesterday when Florida police series of other crimes. Toole's niece contacted industrial complex south of Reno. An autopsy
officially named the person responsible for six- John Walsh and told him that her uncle had revealed that she had been sexually assaulted
year-old Adam Walsh's death. made a startling deathbed confession, detailing and strangled. Evidence found at the scene --
Yesterday's events resolved a horrific the events of Adam's murder. Nevertheless, two pair of intertwined women's panties – led
incident that was set in motion on July 27, 1981, authorities were skeptical about the confession. police to suspect that they were dealing with a
when Adam's mother, Reve Walsh, took him on Toole and his alleged partner, convicted serial cold and calculating killer, who enjoyed
a shopping trip to Sears in Hollywood, Florida. killer Henry Lee Lucas, had confessed to taunting the authorities. The panties ultimately
In the store, Adam asked his mother if he could hundreds of homicides over the years, many of revealed DNA from an unknown man and
watch some children play video games while which had been proven false. woman, suggesting the killer could have taken
she finished her shopping. She agreed, and he Adam's murder made headlines again in them from another victim who was unknown to
stayed behind while she searched for a new January 2007, when theories surfaced that police.
lamp. convicted serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer could The case continued until Nov. 26, 2008,
Reve was not gone long, but when she have been responsible for the child's death. Two when police received a tip that led them to
returned to the video game section, Adam was witnesses had allegedly claimed to have seen a James Michael Biela, 27, a resident of Sparks,
nowhere to be found. Frightened, she asked a man matching Dahmer's description at the mall Nev. Police say that DNA obtained from Biela
store clerk to page her son over the intercom. the day Adam was abducted. Investigators links him to Brianna's murder, as well as at least
Seconds turned into minutes, but there was no examined a possible link, but were unable to two other sexually motivated attacks that
sign of Adam. He had disappeared. come up with one. John Walsh himself issued a occurred near the Reno campus between
The events leading to Adam's statement following the publication of the October and December 2007.
disappearance remain unclear. According to theory, stating that there was no credible As a result of the DNA tests, Biela was
some reports, the group of children that Adam information to suggest that Dahmer had arrested on suspicion of kidnapping, murder and
was with was thrown out of the store for arguing anything to do with his son's murder. sexual assault. He has been incarcerated at the
over a game and Adam was mistakenly asked to Over the years, the Walsh family lost Washoe County Jail, where he is currently being
leave with them. Investigators believe that much of their hope that Adam's murder would held without bond.
Adam went outside, where he was abducted be solved. However, on December 16, 2008, James Michael Biela is considered
near the store entrance. Hollywood Police Chief Chadwick E. Wagner innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
The case continued without viable clues held a press conference about the case.
or evidence until August 10, 1981, when Adam's "I am here today to discuss and bring No. 08 - Shackled California Teen
severed head was found in a drainage canal in some closure to the Adam Walsh abduction and
Vero Beach, Florida. The location was roughly homicide investigation that began over 27 years A disturbing case of alleged child abuse
120 miles from the site of Adam's abduction. To ago," Wagner said. "Consistent with the and torture came to light in Tracy, Calif., on
date, the rest of his remains have never been opinions of investigators past and present, I Dec. 01, 2008, when a half-naked and
found. agreed with the ultimate conclusion of this emaciated 17-year-old boy managed to escape
Five days later, on August 15, 1981, independent investigation, that Ottis Toole was from a residence where he reportedly had been
Adam's parents had an empty-casket funeral for the perpetrator of this crime. As we know, Ottis held captive for roughly one year.
their son. Toole is deceased and formal, legal action is not According to police, the boy ran into In-
Rather than dwell on their sorrow, Reve possible, nor is it something that the Walsh Shape City gym at about 4 p.m. Monday and
and her husband, John Walsh, established the family is seeking. However, in the interest of asked an employee to hide him. Witnesses say
Adam Walsh Outreach Center for Missing justice, the Hollywood Police Department is that the boy, who was covered in soot, urine and
Children on August 19, 1981. Two months later, announcing today that it is our determination feces, was carrying a chain that was padlocked
the couple testified before Congress on behalf and conclusion that Ottis Toole was the to his ankle.
of the Missing Children Act and the Missing abductor and murderer of Adam Walsh. If Ottis The boy was initially confused about
Children's Assistance Act. As a result of their Toole was alive today, he would be arrested for where he was and how he got there; however, he
efforts, both of these bills were passed. the abduction and murder of Adam Walsh on eventually told investigators that he ran away
The first break in Adam's case came in July 27, 1981." from a Sacramento foster home in 2007 to look
October 1983, when suspected serial killer, John and Reve Walsh, with their for his biological family. The boy was reported
Ottis Toole, confessed to the brutal slaying. daughter, Meghan, were present at the press missing; at some point he made his way from
However, despite having provided investigators conference. Following Wagner's announcement, Sacramento to Tracy, a 70-mile journey, and
with an accurate description of the crime, police John Walsh made his own statement to the allegedly ended up being held captive in a tract
were unwilling to name him as the killer. media. home less than a block from the gym.
Several key pieces of evidence, including "For 27 years, we've been asking who Based upon the boy's initial statement
blood-stained carpeting from Toole's car and the can take a 6-year-old boy and murder and and his poor physical condition, police went to
car itself were lost by police, leaving them with decapitate him. We needed to know. We needed the house the boy identified as the place where
little evidence to tie him to the crime. Toole to know," Walsh said. "The not knowing has he had been held. They took into custody a
eventually recanted his confession. been a torture, but that journey's over." married couple identified as 34-year-old
Despite the reluctance by police to While his own personal journey for Michael Luther Schumacher and 30-year-old
charge Toole in his son's death, John Walsh justice has ended, Walsh made it clear that his Kelly Layne Lau-Schumacher. At that time, the
remained convinced that Toole was responsible. work as an advocate for missing children is far couple's four children, ages 1, 3, 9 and 11, were
According to Walsh, there were other items from over. placed in the custody of Child Protective
found at Toole's home which suggested that he "We're still going to be the parents of a Services. (Continued on Page 35)
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where she had last been seen on the hiking trail.
TOP 10 CRIMES OF he went to bed – watching his grandchildren so
that Scott could go look for his wife. Scott In an unusually fast confession, after
2008 allegedly told his father that he suspected she reaching an agreement with prosecutors to not
was out cheating on him. It remains unclear seek the death penalty in his case, Hilton said
Continued from Page 34 that even though he knew from the outset that
where Scott went that night or what time he
returned home. he would eventually kill her he had initially
According to Robinson, a search of the kidnapped her to obtain her credit cards and
On Sept. 12, the federal Bureau of
home revealed evidence that further supports personal identification numbers (PIN) so that he
Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives
the boy's statement to police. As a result, could obtain cash. However, Meredith had
conducted forensic tests at the scene of the fire,
Schumacher and his wife were booked into San given him incorrect PIN numbers and he
which, according to police, revealed it was the
Joaquin County Jail on suspicion of felony eventually, apparently in frustration, beat her to
work of an arsonist. Following that revelation,
conspiracy to commit a misdemeanor, torture, death with a tire iron. He said that he had cut
investigators named William Morris a person of
kidnapping, false imprisonment by violence and off her head to make it more difficult for
interest in the fire and in his wife's
child beating. Both are being held in lieu of investigators to identify her remains.
disappearance.
nearly $1.2 million in bail. On Thursday, Jan. 31, exactly 30 days
Since that time, search teams, led by
In the days following the Schumacher's after Meredith disappeared, Hilton pleaded
Kelly's father, Pat Currin, have spent every day
arrest, investigators took two more suspects into guilty to the young woman’s murder in what
searching wooded areas, mine shafts, wells,
custody on similar charges. The third suspect, was described as a frustrated robbery attempt.
lakes, ponds and other areas of interest, looking
43-year-old Caren Ramirez, had become the The judge immediately sentenced Hilton to life
for any sign of Kelly or evidence related to the
teen's legal guardian approximately four years in prison with the possibility of parole after
case. Pat has made a vow not to give up until his
ago, when child-welfare officials took him away serving 30 years, citing his age and the fact that
daughter is found.
from his father. Not long thereafter, a warrant he would most assuredly die in prison.
Meanwhile, investigators are continuing
was issued for Ramirez, for assaulting and Hilton is now being investigated in other
their own investigation, looking for any clue
abusing the boy, and he was placed into a unsolved cases, including the kidnapping and
that might suggest what happened to Kelly.
Sacramento foster home. According to death of a Florida nurse whose body was found
The family of Kelly Currin Morris is
Sacramento County court records, Ramirez was Dec. 19, 2007, and the case of John Bryant and
offering a $30,000 reward for information on
convicted in 2007 on one felony count of his wife, Irene, both in their 80s, who failed to
her whereabouts. Anyone with information is
inflicting corporal injury on a child. Police say return from an October 2007 hiking trip in the
urged to call the Granville County Sheriff's
Ramirez also has three outstanding warrants for mountains of western North Carolina.
Office at 919-693-3213.
her arrest in the same county.
William "Scott" Morris maintains his
The fourth suspect has been identified as No. 05 - Eve Carson
innocence in the fire and the disappearance of
Anthony Waiters, 29, a neighbor of the first
his wife.
three suspects. Waiters was booked into jail on On March 5, 2008, the body of 21-year-
suspicion of six felonies, including conspiracy, old college student Eve Marie Carson was
No. 06 - Meredith Emerson
torture, false imprisonment, child beating and found at the intersection of Hillcrest Circle and
child endangerment. Due to a court-ordered gag Hillcrest Drive in Chapel Hill, N.C. Eve had
On New Year's Day 2008, 24-year-old
order, the details of Waiters' alleged suffered multiple gunshot wounds, including a
Meredith Emerson left her home with her
involvement remain unknown. shotgun blast to the head. The victim's car was
faithful dog, Ella, a black Labrador. With Ella
All four suspects are considered later found at a location roughly one mile from
following closely alongside her, Meredith set
innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. the location of her body.
out on a day-long hike in the rugged mountains
of the Chattahoochee National Forest, located Investigators soon learned that someone
No. 07 - Kelly Currin Morris had used Eve's bank card to withdraw money
some 90 miles north of Atlanta.
When Meredith failed to return home from her account. An image of the suspect was
On the morning of Sept. 4, 2008, released to the public and, shortly thereafter,
later that evening, her friends and relatives
firefighters with the Stem and Providence fire investigators arrested 17-year-old Laurence
became worried and reported her missing.
departments in North Carolina responded to a Alvin Lovette Jr. and 21-year-old Demario
Search efforts comprised of 15 search and
house fire at 3220 Tump Wilkins Road. The James Atwater.
rescue teams, including canine teams and
house and much of its contents were destroyed; On March 11, 2008, both men were
helicopters, failed to find the missing woman
however, firefighters were able to determine charged with first-degree murder. Four months
despite combing a nearly 400-square-mile area.
that the residents, 34-year-old William "Scott" later, in July 2008, police filed additional
Meredith’s dog, Ella, was later found wandering
Morris and his wife, 28-year-old Kelly Currin charges against the two men, including first-
around outside a grocery store some 40 miles
Morris, were not home when the fire broke out. degree kidnapping, armed robbery, felonious
from where her car had been discovered.
Scott was allegedly at his towing larceny and felonious possession of stolen
A break in the case finally came on Jan.
business in Creedmoor, and the couple's two goods. Atwater was charged with two additional
4, when police picked up a toothless, unshaven
young children, ages 8 and 5, were in school at counts, including possession of a firearm by a
61-year-old man named Gary Michael Hilton at
the time of the incident. It was initially believed felon and possession of a weapon of mass
a convenience store outside Atlanta. Hilton had
that Kelly was at work; however, investigators destruction.
reportedly been seen with Meredith several
soon learned that she never showed up that In October 2008, Atwater was indicted
times on New Year’s Day. The police
morning. by a federal grand jury on charges involving the
subsequently served a search warrant on
Roughly two hours later, Kelly's car, a carjacking of Eve Carson.
Hilton’s 2001 Chevrolet Astro van and a
burgundy 2005 Honda Accord, was found The Orange County District Attorney
Dumpster outside the convenience store where
abandoned in an undeveloped subdivision, less recently announced that he is planning to seek
he was taken into custody. They found three
than a mile from her home. the death penalty against Atwater on the murder
bloodstained fleece tops and a bloodstained car
When questioned by police, Scott and kidnapping charges. Because of his age at
seatbelt inside the Dumpster, and noted that a
Morris told them that he had not seen his wife the time of the murder, co-defendant Laurence
rear seatbelt was missing from Hilton’s van. It
since the previous night, when she went out to Lovette is not eligible for the death penalty.
was obvious that he had attempted to vacuum
look for a family pet. Scott told police that he The two men's trials are set to begin in
and wash down areas of the vehicle’s interior.
went to bed shortly thereafter, and when he November 2009. (Continued on Page 36)
Only hours after being charged with
awoke the following morning Kelly's vehicle
kidnapping with intent to cause bodily injury or
was gone. He told police that he went about his
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TOP 10 CRIMES OF Darnell's home. A third victim, Hudson's
nephew, Julian King, 7, was found dead roughly
In sentencing Simpson, Clark County
District Court Judge Jackie Glass said that it
2008 three days later in a vehicle on Chicago's West was against the law in the state of Nevada to
Side. take back property by force.
Continued from Page 35
On Dec. 1, 2008, Chicago police "It's much more than stupidity," Glass
announced that the estranged husband of said. "You went to the room took guns, meaning
No. 04 - Anne Pressly
Hudson's sister, Julia, 27-year-old William you and the group, you used force, you took
Balfour, was a prime suspect in the case. Police property whether yours or someone else's. That
Anne Pressly, a news anchor for KATV
arrested Balfour and charged him with three amounts to robbery."
Channel 7 in Little Rock, Ark., was brutally
counts of first-degree murder and one count of Glass sentenced Simpson to a total of 33
attacked in her home in October 2008. She
home invasion. years in prison. Simpson will have to serve at
never regained consciousness, and died less
Balfour has a previous criminal record, least nine years behind bars before he is eligible
than a week later.
which includes a seven-year prison stint for for parole.
According to police, they were called to
attempted murder, vehicular hijacking and Simpson's lead attorney, Yale Galanter,
Anne's home on the morning of Oct. 20, after
possession of a stolen vehicle. is appealing the conviction.
her mother found her in her bed, beaten and
Balfour maintains his innocence in the
unresponsive. Upon being transported to a local
case. He is currently being held without bail. A No. 01 - Caylee Anthony
hospital, doctors determined that Anna had been
trial date has not yet been set.
raped. Her left hand was broken and her face
The case of Casey Anthony and her
was beaten so badly that she was
No. 02 - Orenthal James "O. J." Simpson missing 2-year-old daughter, Caylee, has
unrecognizable.
captured the attention of the nation as no other
During a search of her home,
O.J. Simpson is a man of many hats -- in recent history.
investigators discovered that Anne's laptop,
retired professional football player, commercial Is 22-year-old Anthony a habitual liar
purse and credit cards were missing. Later that
spokesman, business owner, actor and who is purposely misleading Florida
same day, her credit card company reported that
convicted felon. The latter of those personas has investigators in their search for her daughter?
her card had been used at a gas station not far
caused him to go from "hero" to "zero" in recent On the other hand, is she secretly protecting her
from her home.
years. daughter, as her family claims? Whichever is
Just five days after the attack, on Oct.
Simpson's downfall dates back to 1989, the case, no one has seen Caylee since June
25, Anne Pressly died as a result of her injuries.
when he separated from his wife, Nicole Brown 2008, and her mother has been unable to
That same day, her parents released a statement
Simpson, and pled no contest to a domestic provide investigators with any solid information
to the media, which read in part:
violence charge. Roughly five years later, on as to her daughter’s whereabouts.
"It was our hope, as was yours, that
June 12, 1994, Nicole and a friend, Ronald According to police, Caylee was last
Anne would overcome the injuries inflicted
Goldman, were found dead outside Brown's seen by her grandparents on June 15. Over the
upon her in the brutal attack at her home. We
condominium. Simpson was arrested and course of the next month, Anthony reportedly
were with her in her last moments, and although
charged with the murders, in what became one made several excuses to explain her daughter's
our hearts are broken, we are at the same time
of the most widely publicized criminal cases in absence, including telling friends and family
comforted by our faith knowing that Anne is
American history. The case went to trial; on Oct. members that Caylee was with her "nanny."
now with our Heavenly Father."
3, 1995, a jury found Simpson "not guilty" of The stories allegedly varied, with Anthony
On Nov. 26, 2008, police named Curtis
committing the murders. Although Simpson did claiming that her daughter was at various
Lavelle Vance, 28, a suspect in Anne's murder.
was found not guilty of the felony, he was not as locations with the nanny, including Disneyland,
He was subsequently arrested that same day.
lucky when the case went to civil trial for Universal Studios and the beach.
Investigators say that Vance's DNA connects
wrongful death, where he was found liable. As a When confronted about her daughter's
him to Anne's murder, as well as to the April
result of that ruling, Simpson was ordered to whereabouts, in July 2008, Anthony claimed
2008 rape of an eastern Arkansas school
pay $33.5 million in damages to the families of that the nanny had kidnapped her some 31 days
teacher.
Nicole Brown and Ronald Goldman. prior and that she had been busy conducting her
Vance has been charged with rape and
Simpson has continued to make own investigation. Since that time, investigators
residential burglary in connection with the April
headlines in recent years, including his have uncovered a bizarre web of lies, which has
incident, and he faces capital murder charges in
involvement in a book entitled If I Did It, along led them to believe that Anthony is responsible
Anne's death.
with alleged confessions, which were published for her daughter's disappearance.
If convicted, Vance could face the death
in a book by Simpson's former friend, Mike In October 2008, a Florida grand jury
penalty.
Gilbert. passed down a seven-count indictment against
The most recent downfall for Simpson Casey Anthony for first-degree murder,
No. 03 - Jennifer Hudson Family Murders
came in September 2007, when he and three aggravated manslaughter of a child, aggravated
other men went to a hotel-casino in Nevada and child abuse, and four counts of providing false
Jennifer Kate Hudson's rise to fame
took sports memorabilia at gunpoint. Simpson information to a law enforcement officer.
came about quickly in 2004, after she became
later told the police that he was only retrieving On Dec. 11, 2008, an Orange County
one of the finalists on the third season of the
stolen items; however investigators disagreed water-meter reader discovered child skeletal
FOX television series American Idol. Hudson's
with that story, and Simpson was arrested and remains inside a black plastic garbage bag near
celebrity quickly increased, and she landed a
charged with multiple felony counts, including Chickasaw Trail and Suburban Drive in Orlando
starring role in the 2006 motion picture
kidnapping, assault, robbery, criminal -- approximately three-tenths of a mile from the
Dreamgirls. Her appearance in that film won
conspiracy and using a deadly weapon. home of Casey Anthony. The worker
her numerous awards, including an Academy
Simpson pled not guilty to the charges; immediately notified police, and the area was
Award for best supporting actress and a Golden
however, his lackluster defense did little to cordoned off as a crime scene. The FBI is
Globe Award. Hudson's numerous successes led
sway the jury, and, on Oct. 10, 2008, he was currently conducting DNA tests on the remains
to her signing a record deal with Arista Records,
found guilty on all counts. so that they can positively identify them.
with whom she recently released her debut
The sentencing aspect of the case took According to the Orange County Sheriff's
album.
place Dec. 5, 2008. Prior to sentencing, Office, they are operating under the belief that
Hudson's dreams became a reality and,
Simpson addressed the court, apologizing for the remains are that of Caylee Anthony.
for all intents and purposes, she was well on her
his actions. Anthony proclaims her innocence in the
way to having everything she wanted from life.
"In no way did I mean to hurt anybody case, maintaining that her daughter has been
Unfortunately, many of those dreams were
and to steal anything from anyone," Simpson kidnapped. She has not yet been tried on any of
shattered in October 2008, when Hudson's
said. "I didn’t think that I was doing anything the charges and is scheduled to go to court early
mother, Darnell Donerson, 57, and her brother,
illegal. I thought I was retrieving my things. So next year. []
Jason Hudson, 29, were found shot to death in
I am sorry."
2008 Momentous Year in Spaceflight 37
2008: A Momentous up and running in space. landing a rover on the moon.

Year in Spaceflight 7. Europe's first cargo ship flies 3. China conducts its first spacewalk
By Clara Moskowitz The flotilla of space station-bound In another first for a nation building up
spacecraft had been static for the last nine years its space program, Chinese astronauts carried
2008 was a momentous year for until a new ship was added to the ranks in out their country's first spacewalk in September.
spaceflight. It saw the launch of the world's March. Europe's Jules Verne Automated China launched three astronauts on the
most powerful gamma-ray telescope, the space Transfer Vehicle was the first of a new fleet of Shenzhou 7 mission, the nation's third manned
station's largest room, India's first moon probe, unmanned cargo ships designed to ferry food spaceflight. Zhai Zhigang became the first
and even a space tourist who happens to be and supplies to astronauts on the orbiting Chinese spacewalker when he stepped out of his
America's first second-generation space laboratory. After launching and docking at the space ship wearing a new Chinese-made
traveler. station successfully, the vehicle perished as spacesuit. During his 20-miute foray into space,
Here are the Top 10 stories of 2008: designed in a fiery plunge through the Zhigang retrieved a test sample of lubricant
atmosphere back to Earth. The double-decker from outside the vehicle, and waived a Chinese
bus-sized spacecraft is due to be succeeded by flag at the camera that was broadcasting his feat
10. The first second-generation space
at least four sister freighter ships. live. The event marked an impressive
travelers launch technological achievement for China, only the
Richard Garriott, the son of former
6. The International Space Station third country after Russia and the United States
NASA astronaut Owen Garriott, became the to independently launch a person into space.
first American second-generation spaceflyer to turns 10
reach orbit when he launched aboard a Soyuz For the past 10 years the ISS has been
serenely floating above us, steadily growing in 2. Robot safely lands farther north on
rocket in October. For a hefty $30 million, paid
to the Russian Federal Space Agency through size and hosting more and more scientific Mars than ever before
the private U.S. firm Space Adventures, Garriott cooperation between nations. The $100 billion NASA's Phoenix Mars Lander touched
booked himself a 10-day vacation on the space station marked its 10th anniversary Nov. down on the red planet in May in the first
International Space Station (ISS). During his 20, a decade after its first room, the Russian- successful Mars landing since 2004. The
stay Garriott conducted science experiments, built Zarya module, was launched into space. stationary spacecraft spent more than five
educational outreach activities, and even Over the years the lab has grown from the months testing the arctic plains environment for
brought aboard a flash drive loaded with records equivalent of a studio apartment into a three- signs of habitability by potential Martian life,
of humanity's greatest achievements, copies of bedroom house, hosted about 165 visitors from and confirmed the presence of water ice below
the avatars in one of his games and digital 15 countries, and circled the Earth more than the ground. Phoenix touched down farther north
versions of selected humans' DNA, including 57,309 times. In June the laboratory got its on Mars than any lander before it, and delivered
that of comedian Stephen Colbert, host of "The biggest addition yet, the tour bus-sized Japanese a treasure trove of images and experimental
Colbert Report." By coincidence, Garriott flew Kibo module. The stately space station is not yet results from our neighboring planet. After its
to the space station while it was under the complete, though — eight of NASA's remaining prolific research stint, the lander finally ran out
command of Russian cosmonaut Sergei Volkov, shuttle missions will deliver its remaining of power on Nov. 2 due to decreasing sunlight
himself a second-generation spaceflyer and the components by 2010. caused by the arctic transition from summer to
son of famed cosmonaut Alexander Volkov. The fall and light-obscuring atmospheric dust.
two spaceflyers met in orbit and returned to 5. Privately-developed Falcon 1 rocket
Earth together in later October. finally reaches orbit 1. NASA's 50th anniversary
In a major milestone, the Space On Oct. 1 the National Aeronautics and
9. The most shuttle missions to fly in Exploration Technologies (SpaceX) firm Space Administration turned 50 years old,
successfully launched its Falcon 1 rocket in marking a half century of achievements in space
one year since 2002
September, capping off the company's six-year exploration that many would have doubted were
NASA launched four space shuttle
effort to lift the first non-governmental rocket possible before its founding in 1958. While
missions in 2008 — and returned each of them
into space. Arriving on the heels of three some people are still smarting over the
safely back home. That's the most shuttle liftoffs
consecutive failed launch attempts, the Falcon continued absence of flying cars, most can
since 2002, and especially noteworthy in the
1's success was no foregone conclusion. The recognize that NASA has come a long way
wake of the Columbia tragedy of 2003. This
liquid-fueled booster's liftoff from the since the days when Americans watched with
year's flights each delivered vital components to
Kwajalein Atoll in the Pacific Ocean proved envy as Sputnik flew overhead. We won the
the ISS, including major contributions from
that SpaceX's engineering is sound, and the moon (and may be racing back to it all over
Japan, Europe and Canada. And the year almost
company is on its way toward fulfilling its goal again), built a fleet of reusable space shuttles,
saw one more shuttle flight — the final
of offering low-cost commercial rocket and worked with other nations to construct a
servicing mission to Hubble — but that launch
launches. It took about $100 million to develop continuously-occupied floating space station for
was delayed until 2009 because of glitches on
and test the booster, but future flights should scientific research. There have also been
the orbiting telescope. NASA currently plans to
carry an $8 million price tag or less, the horrific tragedies along the way: the lives of the
launch nine more shuttle missions before
company said. SpaceX is now preparing to Apollo 1, Challenger and Columbia astronauts
retiring the fleet in 2010. Six of those flights are
launch its larger Falcon 9 rocket from Cape attest to the fact that those great achievements
scheduled for 2009.
Canaveral, Fla., and is one of two firms to win weren't attained without a price. But for all the
a NASA space station cargo contract on heartbreaks, setbacks and even public boredom
8. Fermi Gamma-ray Space Telescope with NASA, Americans can't seem to give up
Tuesday.
launches the dream of space. Who knows what the next
Some of the cosmos' most puzzling 50 years will bring?
4. Indian probe orbits the moon
phenomena — supermassive black holes, dark
India's Chandrayaan 1 probe became the
matter and mysterious explosions called MORE ‘X’ TRIVIA...
nation's first spacecraft to travel beyond Earth
gamma-ray bursts — may soon be more
orbit when it arrived at the moon in November
understandable thanks to NASA's Fermi - When Italy was founded in 1861, only 3% of
to begin a planned two-year mission. The
Gamma-ray Space Telescope, which launched Italians spoke Italian fluently.
vehicle carried a mini craft painted in the red,
in June. The world's most powerful telescope - Hotel industry data: generally, men leave their
white and green pattern of India's flag that
for observing the universe in high-energy hotel rooms cleaner than women do.
crash-landed at the moon's south pole, taking
gamma-ray light, the observatory was originally - Miller Brewing donated $150,000 to its
pictures on its way down. The achievement
called the Gamma-ray Large Area Telescope Thurgood Marshall Scholarship Fund in 1993
establishes India's growing space prowess and
(GLAST), but was rechristened after Italian and spent $300,000 promoting the donation.
sets the stage for the country's planned future
scientist Enrico Fermi once the telescope was
goals of starting a manned space program and More ‘X’ TRIVIA to come!
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Amazing Mars: Widespread water Cycling climate

Discoveries in 2008 Another MRO study, which looked at a Understanding the climate of Mars, both
By Andrea Thompson type of clay mineral called phyllosilicates (clays past and present, is also important to gauging
are formed in the presence of water), suggests the planet's potential habitability, and various
Humans have pondered the mysteries of that water was more widespread on Mars' missions have contributed to the picture of
Mars for thousands of years, with one question surface than was previously thought. Mars' climate this year.
eliciting particular interest: Is there life up Phoenix was able to confirm the It was known that Mars' climate changes
there? presence of an underground layer of water ice in as its orbital axis wobbles (changes angles),
While there is no good evidence that life Mars' arctic plains (first suggested by with the poles and equator alternately warming
ever existed on Mars, the tantalizing possibility observations from NASA's Mars Odyssey and cooling. Evidence of this showed up in new
that the planet may once have been able to orbiter made in 2002). Scientists are now poring MRO images that suggest past equatorial
support life garnered some of the strongest over the data from Phoenix's analysis of arctic glaciers and repeated episodes of glaciation on
support yet this year, as the orbiters, landers and dirt to see if that ice layer might once have been Mars. MRO has even found current glaciers
rovers recently sent to investigate our rusty liquid during past periods when Mars' orbital tilt outside of Mars' polar regions, buried beneath
neighbor gathered key evidence of the planet's made the north pole a warmer place. aprons of debris (which keep the ice from
watery past, climatic shifts and other points of Preliminary results suggest this may have been sublimating), which likely formed under a
geology and chemistry that could have impacted the case, as Phoenix detected the signatures of different climate regime than currently governs
the emergence of any potential Martian life. clays in the surface dirt. the planet.
Some of the missions that made key Whether or not any of the water held in Variations in sediment layers observed
findings this year: the polar ice caps turns to liquid below the by MRO also provide evidence for the effects
NASA's Phoenix Mars Lander studied surface is not known, but another MRO study that Mars' changing climate can have on the
the surface of the Martian arctic plains from its this year found that the crust below the northern surface of the planet.
landing on May 25 until it lost power on Nov. 2. polar cap was exceptionally thick, which Above the surface, the European Space
NASA's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter suggests that the planet is colder than previously Agency's Mars Express orbiter detected dry ice
(MRO) has used its high-resolution instruments thought, meaning that if that does turn to liquid, (or frozen carbon dioxide) clouds in Mars'
to probe the planet's surface from orbit and just it's likely much deeper than anticipated. atmosphere that cast shadows on the surface
finished its two-year primary mission. below and affect regional weather and wind
NASA's Mars Exploration Rovers, Harsh or benign? patterns.
Spirit and Opportunity, marked their fourth Phoenix also observed clouds overhead,
anniversary on the planet in January (the rovers While water has clearly been present in which increased as the landing site transitioned
will celebrate their fifth anniversary in January Mars' past, it's less clear how hospitable that into northern hemisphere winter. The lander
2009). water would have been to any potential Martian even observed snow falling from high in the air
microbes or other primitive life forms. and frost forming at the surface.
Opportunity data, newly analyzed this Phoenix also monitored the cycling of
Water, water everywhere?
year, shows water in its roving area would have water between the surface and the atmosphere
been very briny — while the finding doesn't rule from night to day. In warmer, wetter times,
While many conditions are considered
out life entirely, even the toughest halophiles more water droplets may have stuck to the
important for life to arise on a planet or moon,
(salt-loving) organisms known on Earth would surface, creating a film of water that some
the one that is essential for life as we know it is
have trouble thriving in these salt-choked microbes are capable of living in.
liquid water. So NASA scientists trying to
waters, scientists said. While these findings have filled in some
answer the question of habitability have used
Previous findings from the MER rovers pieces in the puzzle of Mars' past, there are still
the mantra "follow the water" for their missions.
also painted an unfriendly picture for life in many holes left to fill in. The MER rovers,
Though Mars is bone dry today,
another way: They detected acidic dirt with MRO and other orbiters and the upcoming Mars
scientists have known for some time that
plenty of sulfates — indicative of volcanic Science Laboratory (delayed until 2011 in
features including what look like gullies, river
activity — that suggest that the water that once November) and MAVEN missions will all aim
beds, and possibly lakebeds suggest that water
existed in the areas of the planet they are to find more clues that will help scientists put
once flowed on its surface.
exploring (closer to the equator) was acidic and together a bigger picture of Mars or Mars' past,
But when that water flowed, whether or
therefore less hospitable to life. especially its habitability.
not it was hospitable to life, and whether it was
the result of rainfall, melting ice or groundwater But a recent analysis of MRO data found
were still big questions — questions that pockets of the surface that may have escaped More ‘X’ TRIVIA...
Phoenix, MRO and other missions have helped the acid bath. The orbiter detected signatures of
to at least partially answer this year. carbonates, which dissolve in acids; their - Why don’t dogs eat citrus fruit? They make
Several processes have been implicated presence indicates that some areas of the surface their own vitamin C.
in forming water-related surface features, were less hostile to life and could have - There are 12 letters in the Hawaiian alphabet.
including groundwater and potentially oceans preserved signatures of any life that may have - Humans are the only mammals that cry tears.
(as evidenced by MRO images), a lake inside a persisted there. - The real Daniel Boone detested coonskin caps.
crater (also found by MRO), possible Phoenix also found signs of a more -No kidding - the cigarette lighter was invented
hydrothermal springs (also MRO), massive pleasant place for potential life, with its before the match.
flash floods, and possibly even rainfall instruments indicating that the dirt at its landing - Five Jell-O flavors that flopped: celery, coffee,
(including some evidence from rovers). Large site is alkaline (a surprise to scientists given the cola, apple and chocolate.
bodies of water that persisted for a long time are acidic nature of the surface elsewhere). - Alexander Graham Bell insisted the best way
prime places for life to have potentially Samples of Martian dirt dug up by to answer the phone was by saying “Ahoy!”
emerged that scientists can further explore. Phoenix also showed signs of perchlorate, a - In the Middle Ages, having ants in the house
Evidence had originally suggested that compound that could act as an energy source for was a sign of good luck.
much of the precipitation, flooding and other Martian microbes. - In 1920, the average check at a diner was 28
actions by water ended after the first billion MRO also detected a curious signature cents.
years or so of Mars' 4.5 billion year history, but that could indicate life was once present on the - According to the real estate industry, the
one study from this year used MRO's HiRISE surface: reduced iron. On Earth, reduced (or average person looks at 8 houses before buying.
imager and found light-toned deposits that ferrous) iron is generally formed by - Wilt Chamberlain is 7’1” tall. His parents were
suggest the planet was wet for a billion years microorganisms, though other processes, such 5’8”.
longer still. Opal deposits detected by MRO as reaction with organic carbon brought by a - Poll result: 25% of Americans believe in
also suggest a longer wet period for Mars. comet impact could account for the signature. ghosts; 10% say they’ve seen one.
40 2008: Worst UFO Media Year Ever!
2008: Worst UFO made the surprise announcement that yes, it did
indeed have warplanes in the air on the 8th. Not
media. But he pointed out that the Denver Post
and the Rocky Mountain News managed to
Media Year Ever! one or two, but 10. Ten F-16s. “Routine training cover Denver rez Jeff Peckman’s press
missions.” Its press release said nothing about conference, which advocated spending
By Billy Cox
the UFO. Which raised another question – why municipal funds on an extraterrestrial liaison
bother with issuing a press release at all? Why committeee.
not just let the event die a natural death? The During the September sweeps, ABC
2008 started out as just another
official statement went against the USAF's own Prime Time aired a rehash of Peter Jennings’
mediocre year for the mainstream media’s
interests. It meant the eyewitnesses were “Seeing Is Believing” report from 2005. There
ineptitude with UFO issues. But boy, did that
credible. was a brief mention of Stephenville, but reporter
ever change.
Carswell’s reversal generated another David Muir didn’t bother to question military
It began reliably enough early last
brief wire-service cycle, but it had nothing to authorities about the FAA records. Which
January, when Editor & Publisher, the
fear from the media. appear to have documented a serious breach of
exhausted industry watchdog monitoring the
In May, Dateline NBC promoted a UFO national security. Just for the record, when
extinction of newspapers and their advertising
ratings-month special called “Ten Close contacted by De Void, Carswell PIO Maj. Karl
revenues, found time to chide The Wall Street
Encounters Caught on Tape.” Host Hoda Kotb Lewis says his employer has no comment on
Journal for wasting 1A real estate on UFOs. The
was more into rhymes (“Tonight, an what he describes as MUFON “speculation.”
WSJ actually played that story straight by
extraterrestrial creature feature!”) and lame Finally, in November, during the last
tracking down fellow eyewitnesses to Dennis
cliches (“The experts can argue until they’re as ratings period of 2008, CNN’s Miles O’Brien
Kucinich’s 1982 UFO sighting. The E&P was
green as the little men whose existence they filed a week-long UFO series (pre-empted by
just doing what it's supposed to do. Zzzz.
debate”) as she reviewed UFO cases from as far the terror attacks in Mumbai) without
A few weeks later, the libertarian Cato
back as half a century ago. This lady had mentioning the Stephenville case once. Internet
Institute — those stalwart sentinels for
network resources to work with. And she said cassandras charge O’Brien was terminated
government transparency — decided to
nothing about Stephenville. Zilcho. immediately thereafter because he dared to
terminate the services of adjunct scholar Dom
The reason for Carswell’s embarrassing venture into The Great Taboo. CNN said it
Armentano for writing an op-ed piece in the
press release became clear in July when the canned O’Brien and its entire science staff as a
Vero Beach News-Press. The economics
Mutual UFO Network uncorked an online cost-cutting measure, and there’s no reason to
professor’s crime? Advocating the
bombshell – a 77-page evaluation of radar doubt that. No sinister government agency
declassification of federal records on UFOs.
records from 4 to 8 p.m. on Sept. 8 near could've possibly been threatened by O’Brien’s
Had Armentano gotten the hook for writing
Stephenville. UFO reporting.
about racism or some other more conventional
In response to MUFON’s Freedom of Stephenville was the only UFO story
corruption, this would’ve been news. But it was
Information Act request, the FAA produced a that mattered in 2008, because it was one of
only UFOs. So who cared?
139-meg CD tracking 2.8 million radar hits those rare instances where federal records
And as the months went by, UFOs
during that time span along the UFO flight supported eyewitness accounts. It showcased a
continued to provide the media intelligentsia
corridor on a southeast beeline toward military response to a threat against the home of
with easy rhetorical devices in which to gauge
Crawford, site of President Bush’s “Western the United States president. And the Air Force
the stupidity of the American people. Eric
White House.” The timeline tapered off at 8 got away with its lack of accountability (again)
Alterman flogged the horse in March: “Vastly
o’clock sharp, the end of MUFON’s request because the press wasn’t interested.
more Americans believe in flying saucers and
window – with the UFO just 10 miles from Which raises another question: If the
9/11 conspiracy theories than believe in the
Bush’s ranch, and six miles from its restricted MSM’s stunning financial collapse hits critical
notion of balance – much less ‘objective’ – in
air space. mass this year, will anyone notice? []
the mainstream news media” Nicolas Kristof
Although the F-16s ventured into
took a whack in April: “There’s this
unauthorized civilian air space and pulled to
embarrassing fact about the United States in the
within a mile of the object, which carried no
21st century. Americans are as likely to believe
transponder and flew at speeds between 49 mph
in flying saucers as in evolution.”
and 2,100 mph, they were nowhere near the
So 2008 was shaping up as a garden-
craft when it reached Crawford. Neither
variety yawner. Until the drama over
Carswell nor any other Defense Department
Stephenville, Tex., shook down. And as a result
entity released radar data, but the former turned
of the MSM’s evaporation in the aftermath of
over its flight logs for that evening, all of which
this still-unresolved national security fiasco, De
had been redacted.
Void has proclaimed 2008 as The Media’s Worst
“Four days after our FOIAs hit the FAA,
UFO Year Ever.
they (the military) knew we’d show they had
To be sure, there was an initial stampede
planes all over the place that night,” MUFON
to the Stephenville region shortly after Empire-
investigator Glen Schulze told De Void. “They
Tribune reporter Angelia Joiner’s accounting of
didn’t have much choice. Fort Worth radar data
the Jan. 8 UFO incident made the wires. TV
shows the F-16s from takeoff the landing at
crews came from as far away as Japan to get the
Carswell Air Force Base.”
story, and why not? There were plenty of
This was an incredible story. Especially
loquacious witnesses to the lit-up, bigger-than-
the non-responses from various military
an-aircraft-carrier flying machine that glided
bureaucracies. There was a brief allusion to the
silently over the little cow town and reversed its
MUFON report on Larry “non sequitur” King.
course. Eyewitnesses included cops and a pilot.
But no wire service coverage. Not even The
Better yet, several reported military jet fighters
Wall Street Journal. During the first public
scrambling after it.
presentation of the data in San Jose, Calif., in
An Air Force Base at nearby Fort Worth
July, the San Francisco Chronicle showed up,
denied it had planes in the air that night, which
but its reporter didn’t have a clue.
was good enough for Newsweek. The emaciated
“A chart full of purple dots and black
weekly magazine didn’t waste any precious
arrows that may or may not indicate aliens flew
print on the story, but it did run a “Web
over President Bush’s Texas ranch in January,”
Exclusive” by a “lecturer in English at Yale
wrote Steve Rubenstein. “The dots and arrows
University” who attributed the suppertime
on the chart are as plain as day.”
sighting to sleep deprivation.
Schulze, a resident of Littleton, Col.,
But then, not quite two weeks after the
couldn’t even draw ink from the hometown
incident, as the hoopla subsided, Carswell Field
Is NASA Hiding the Truth? 41
Is NASA Hiding Truth Brookhaven Lab fraud perpetrated by Ronnie Milione. He has
produced fake lab reports on Brookhaven
About Aliens Or are UFO Reports UFO Fraud headed stationary and has used one of their
doctor's names fraudulently. As a result I will be
Fans Nuts? By Philip Mantle
consulting my lawyer on Monday to see if I can
By Robert Paul Reyes sue for damages.
It would seem that I have been the I have emailed Dr Rau to apologise and
victim of a cruel fraud and that Dr R.Ronald advised him to consult a legal representative. I
Dr. Peter Creola, a retired Swiss chief delegate
Rau of the Brookhaven National Laboratory have also contacted the BNL to advise them of
at the European Space Agency (ESA) and head
(BNL) has been the victim as well. this and have suggested they too seek legal
of the Swiss office for space policies, has joined
Let me explain: advice. I have offered my assistance to both Dr
forces with those who demand the truth about
I am a UFO researcher and author in the Rau and the BNL should they choose to take
UFOs. ESA is the European version of NASA.
UK. Last year I visited a location in the New legal action against Ronnie Milione.
On the topic of disclosing the truth about UFOs,
Mexico desert that a colleagues believes is the If you require any further information
Dr. Creola said 'you cannot unconditionally
location of a UFO crash. There are various please do not hesitate to ask. I can only
trust NASA.'
anomalies there and I brought back some rock apologise to the BNL and Dr Rau for any
samples. Earlier this year I was contacted via embarrassment caused but the culprit is Ronnie
Robert Fleischer, Coordinator of Exopolitics
email by a Dr Ronnie Milione from New York. Milione and the BNL. Dr R.Ronald Rau and I
Germany praised Dr. Creola by stating 'There
During an email conversation I mentioned these are the victims.
are not many European high officials who dare
rock samples and he informed me that he had a I would like to thank Frank Warren for
to step forward when it comes to the reality of
colleague at the Brookhaven National alerting me to this and for my colleague in the
the UFO phenomenon… As chairman of the
Laboratory who could take a look at them for USA for supplying me with the low down on
'Ariane Programme Board', he played a key role
me. I sent the rock samples to Milione and just Ronnie Milione. For the record I phoned
in launching the first European carrier missile
a few weeks ago the lab reports were sent to me. Milione on his land line this morning but guess
'Ariane' and has been involved in numerous key
These are attached for your attention. If anyone what, it was coming up and engaged. I did
projects of ESA.'" Jeff Peckman, Denver UFO
would like a copy please feel free to contact me however leave a message on his mobile
Examiner
direct. answering service telling him just what I
Milione's colleague was allegedly a Dr thought of him. Any further communication
It's usually a hillbilly who, touting a jug
Ronald Rau. I contacted the BNL via email and with him will now be with my lawyer. However,
of moonshine, demands that the "dangblasted
their media department confirmed there was if anyone would like his full contact details
govermint" tell the truth about those "alien UFO
such a person but he was retired but still held a please let me know and I will gladly supply
critters."
post there. them.
But Dr. Creola a prominent European
The lab reports confirmed a UFO crash Lessons have been learnt but unlike the
scientist has joined forces with aforementioned
site and I published these in the national news Alien Autopsy Film which took me 14 years to
hillbillies, and he has demanded that NASA tell
media in the UK. The story was subsequently prove as a fraud, these sorry events only took a
the truth about UFOs.
sent around the world. In the meantime Ronnie few days. []
I'm a freethinker and skeptic who
Milione had supplied me with a telephone
doesn't in fairies, leprechauns, ghosts, the
number and an email address for Dr Rau. I
Lochness monster or little green men from OXYMORONS: An oxymoron is a common
could not reach him on the phone but had
Mars, but I do believe in UFOs. UFO stands for phrase made of two words that appear to be
several e-mail's from him. The BNL had
"Unidentified Flying Objects", and who at one contradictory:
supplied me with a different email address but
time or another hasn't seen a flying object that
they were not sure if it was correct. - Military Intelligence
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impregnate Earth women. That mysterious - Genuine Imitation
phoned Ronnie Milione is New York and he - Mandatory Option
object may be Venus, swamp gas, a military gave me a not too convincing story. I then
plane, or if you're a hillbilly it may just mean - Protective Custody
contact Dr Rau via the email address provided - Limited Nuclear War
that you need to give up the moonshine. True by the BNL and he has told me that he has never
believers like Dr. Creola are convinced that - Freezer Burn
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there is a massive conspiracy to hide the truth full email is reproduced here:
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"Mr. Mantle, all of this is nonsense. I - Eternal Life
dead aliens in Area 51. UFO enthusiasts will not have never dealt with rocks from New Mexico
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constant communication with them.The - Irrational Logic
National Laboratory and they know about this - Moral Majority
stubborn delusion of UFO true believers puts fabrication. I do know casually Dr. Milione as
NASA in a no-win position. If the American - Baked Alaska
he helped me set up a new computer a few - Peacekeeping Missiles
government releases all its documents months ago.
pertaining to the research of the UFO - Somewhat Addictive
Please stop this fabrication. Thank you - Science Fiction
phenomenon, and the unavoidable conclusion is Dr. R. Ronald Rau."
that there is not a shred of evidence that we have - Open Secret
I also checked with a person I respect in - Postal Service
ever been visited by aliens, UFO nuts will the USA who gave me a long list of frauds and
scream that NASA is continuing the cover-up. - Unofficial Record
falsehoods that Ronnie Milione had previously - Tax Reform
I feel sorry for the good folks at NASA, been involved with. I could not however find
it's a wonder they aren't guzzling moonshine. [] - Death Benefits
anything on the internet that detailed anything - Good Grief
suspicious about Ronnie Milione. I had checked - Holy Wars
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