Separuh jemaat wanita berdiri.Muka si pastor makin merah, dan juga makin gugup, segera berkata lagi “maafsekali lagi, bukan ke arah situ pertanyaan saya, maksud saya adalah, siapa yangpernah lihat burung saya?”Segera saja semua anak altar berdiri.God is sitting up in his ivory tower, tired and worn out. He's had enough of thepressures and stresses of being the number one, so he's decided to take a holiday.He calls all his super-being mates together to discuss a few suggestions.St. Peter, thinking, nods his head, then says, "How about Mars? It's nice and warmthere this time of year." God shakes His head before answering, "Nah I went there15,000 years ago. It was shit, no atmosphere and too dusty.""What about Pluto?" suggests another. "No way!" God mutters. "I went there 10,000years ago. Fucking freezing it was too.""What about Mercury?" says another. "Are you kidding?" says God. "I went there5,000 years ago, I nearly burnt me bollox off it was that hot, never again.""I've got it," says St. Peter, his face lighting up. "How about going down to Earth foryour vacation?""You must be joking," says God, chuckling, "I went there 2,000 years ago, knockedup some Jewish bird, and they're STILL bloody talking about it."Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept throughclass. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me April, whocreated the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chairbehind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear."GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fellback asleep.A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour." But, April didn'teven stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck heragain.