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ClarkKent entered this board.SteveRogers: FUCKERClarkKent: HeyyyyyyyyTonyStark: WHAT.TonyStark: DOTonyStark: YouTonyStark: WANT!?SteveRogers: YOU'RE NOT WELCOMED HERE KENTClarkKent: i was just wonderingClarkKent: if anyone wants to come over to mineClarkKent: i made dinner?SteveRogers: NOClarkKent: BUTTonyStark: We've made arrangements.SteveRogers: I TOLD YOU THE LAST TIMEClarkKent: ITS BEEN SO HARD WITH THE TWO DIVORCESClarkKent: LOIS AND BRUCESteveRogers: WE DON'T WANT A THREESOMEClarkKent: I JUST NEED SOME FRIENDSTealiee: WellSteveRogers: BE FRIENDS WITH SUPERGIRL OR SOMETHINGTonyStark: GO SAVE SOMEBODY I'LL SURE THEY'LL STALK YOU UNTIL THE DAY THEY DIEKENT!ClarkKent: b-b-but i made spag bolTealiee: He's not coming back.ClarkKent: your favourite steveTonyStark: I'll be sure.TonyStark: Yeah.ClarkKent: supergirl hates meClarkKent: everyone haes meSteveRogers hides behind TonyTonyStark: Go hang with your female counterpartTonyStark: I'm sure incest is fine on your planet Kent.SteveRogers: CLARKClarkKent: FINESteveRogers: IF WE GET BRUCE TO LIKE YOU AGAINSteveRogers: WILL YOU STOP TRYING TO GET IN MY PANTSClarkKent: ILL JUST GO HANG OUT WITH LEXTonyStark: BRUCE IS MY FRIENDClarkKent: AT LEAST HE WILL KILL MEClarkKent: ........ bruce hates youS.: looolSteveRogers: CLARK IS TURNING EMOTonyStark: MR. WAYNE IS THE ONLY RICH FRIEND I KNOW AT THE MOMENT.ClarkKent coughsTonyStark: And and and. D:.TonyStark: He doesn't hate me. .3.SteveRogers: BRUCE MAY HATE ME BUT HE DOESN'T HATE TONYTonyStark whimpersClarkKent: ................. he hates both of youSteveRogers gives Clark a razorClarkKent: he emails me sometimes but apparently hes gone back to the dark sideWOMEN! someone called selina kyleClarkKent: i dont know who she isTonyStark: WHASDA.SteveRogers: CatwomanTonyStark: I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT!TonyStark: SELINA!?
TonyStark: WITH BRUCE!?ClarkKent: selinaClarkKent crysSteveRogers: Bruce doesn't hate TonyTonyStark: YeaIknow. :DSteveRogers: >:CSteveRogers: I saw them talking the other dayClarkKent: theyClarkKent: haveClarkKent: aClarkKent: loveClarkKent: childTonyStark: And I thoug--SteveRogers: WHATSteveRogers: WSteveRogers: HSteveRogers: ASteveRogers: TSteveRogers: WHATClarkKent leans on steve and tony and holds handsTonyStark: THE FATHER IS UNKNOWNSteveRogers hits Tony repeatedlyClarkKent: IF WE DONT STAY CLOSE WE WILL NEVER GET THROUGH THISClarkKent: its the only wayTonyStark: D:SteveRogers kicks Clark offTonyStark: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING!?ClarkKent: whats the pointTonyStark covers behind SteveClarkKent: ive got nothing to live forSteveRogers: GO PLAY WITH THAT RAZOR I GAVE YOUTonyStark: Or the kryptoniteClarkKent: thats usefulTonyStark: Or Lex.ClarkKent: i shave down there so i can go SUPER fastClarkKent: hahahahaClarkKent: get it?????ClarkKent: GET IT??!!!!!!?????SteveRogers: ....TonyStark: ..ClarkKent: lolololSteveRogers: Don't pursue comedy as a careerTonyStark backs away slowly to the stairsClarkKent: buttttttTonyStark: I'm going downstairs Steve.ClarkKent: even the citizensClarkKent: they sayTonyStark: And I'm gonnna get my suit.ClarkKent: SUPERMAN IS OLDSteveRogers: okClarkKent: AT LEAST WE HAVE A HERO WITH NO POWERSClarkKent: AND HES BETTER THAN YOUSteveRogers sharpens shieldTonyStark: I.. I have powers. D:TonyStark: I invented my suit!TonyStark: That has to be something!ClarkKent: at least your richTonyStark: .. Right.. ? D:
ClarkKent: im just a nobodySteveRogers: boohooClarkKent crys and rubs tony's bellyTonyStark yelpsTonyStark: HALP! D:TonyStark: HE'S TOO CLOSE TOO CLOSE STRANGER DANGERClarkKent: noooooClarkKent: i just want to beClarkKent: SUPERClarkKent: manClarkKent: againSteveRogers ties Clark to a poleSteveRogers calls LexClarkKent rips out tying equipmentTonyStark: WE NEED LEX HERE.ClarkKent: at least lex spends timethinking about meSteveRogers: He'll be over to rape you in a few minutesTonyStark: WHERE THE HELL IS THAT MAN AND HIS PIES WHEN WE NEED HIM!?SteveRogers: with his kryptonite dildoClarkKent thinks of lex's bald head and dribblesTonyStark: Steve.TonyStark: We're leaving.SteveRogers: TonySteveRogers: WhySteveRogers: This is your houseClarkKent: wont you at least come round to dinner!!!TonyStark: I have plenty of them.SteveRogers: 8|ClarkKent: or ill leaveTonyStark: YesClarkKent: maybe lois will let me sleep on her couchTonyStark: LeaveSteveRogers: You probably drugged the dinnerSteveRogers: aphrodisiacClarkKent: bye friendsTonyStark: With roofies.SteveRogers: bye superboobClarkKent: NO I DIDNTTonyStark: ;A;ClarkKent: aww bye buddiesClarkKent signed out.SteveRogers: what a whoreTonyStark drops on the floor curled up in a ballSteveRogers spoons TonyTonyStark: He.. touched me too often.TonyStark shiversSteveRogers sprays fail everywhereSteveRogers: let's go take a shower tonyTonyStark: I feel so cold and hollow inside. ;A;SteveRogers drags Tony to the bathroom and turns on showerTonyStark clings onto SteveSteveRogers stripsSteveRogers strips TonyTonyStark is still holding onto Steve for his dear lifeSteveRogers: It's ok bbyTonyStark: He touched me Steve. ;A;SteveRogers: a nice shower will make you feel betterTonyStark: I feel dirty and disgusting. :C
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