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CHAPTER 1: GOLD & SILVA FISHES

there is a silversh in my ear. i am laying on my side. shit is it laying or lying? fuck. the ntire planet is being dividdesd by a giant super storm. i am laying sidewyas on a stiff plbed that feels of hard plastic in a hosrpital that i dont want ot be at but i cant heleave yet i have a silversh in my ear. i felt an itching and they say i have it right hter .someonr is going ot fet it.

someone is goign to fucking pay

door oprns. woman in light blue scrubs scome in. almost pastel. makes me want to get hard. wonder if shed jerk me off in this room rightnow. i should ask her. "okay, how are you feeling honey?" "kjfsd not too fucxkidng goos. i mwan. i just. i dont want to be here." "i understand. doc will be in with you soon." she wanlskt the fucks out. never hit on her never hit oan any of them. was she irting with me. with the . woulf s d she irt with the fuck with the fucinsg silversidh in her ear. i want to fuck her nayway. r sniff her cunt. that ouwld be nice. i just liek the smalle. maybe she would give me her panties. 2 hours. 2 hours2 houtss pass

ethereal. doc comes in with some long hemostst things and a ashlight. different nurse notthecuties. i saw a really cute girl the other day at hiop topic. she ha lgiht purple oclore dhair and

she was pastel goth and it was hot. i dont remember her face. i didnt talk toher. just her hair . i wans t a girl iwth that hari. dc shows a thing in my ear. feel a slight itch. then a weird relief. air hits it or omething. he shows it to me .litee fuck hainging from these things. he pits it in a biohaazard jar with alcohol to kll it . will i have any fucking in fctions or diseases fro this nigga he sasy not to worry. okwaht the fuck ever. got more shit on my mind more pressing nayway. bitch oyou aint ngot no money for me and i gotsta get apaid. and best bet i aint gon pay no fuckin hospital ill either y punk bitches bet.

CHAPTER 2: SINK ANOTHA FIST IN

i gotsta get paid gotsta get paid wona what that one bitch casey be doing i can urn dat trick out. .she odown to get fucked and make dat $$$$$$$

[insert photo of facebook conversation betewwn these people.] got my trigger on da trigger gota trigeerfgot da trigger gt da trigger on ama nga bitch u kno i wno where yo ass stay.

BET bitch you ever seen the wizard of oz? attatched to a two state mediacl clinic used to 2000 affections from all walks of life like this 3 eyear old welder who will replacee th eilluminati.\ ddid you know that the earth is hollow and tha t there are reptiel people down thre who fukcing runt he earth? jay z n beyocne is th kin gn queen yo. dat bitch owe me money so im beatin her up in her head i fucke d her once i knew she was dead and then i icesd it on the area i wan to choke ur mom bruh p.s. sai hi 2 ur dad 4 me bruh

she claims that she loves cats she is lying 2 u she doesn tlove cats she id fuckign lying to u she fnds out thing oyu like pretentds to ilike them hooks you beacuase yu think thats cool its not rea lso its not cool nothing is cool ur not cool im edenitely not cool fuck you the scum manifesto: don't give up. why even try?

#yolo as fuck bruh

my sister works at apc son and is a huge whore a the outmet mall i iddinr. think hse qwas ognna call me i aitied all day for her and she never ufcking called so i guess that whatever that srtupid bitch can rot in hell for all i fucking hcare.

666 at the surt style bruh VRIGINA CITY BOUNCE REPRESENT http://www.facebook.com/rapewave

www.lemonparty.org wwww.wwww.wwww WINDOWS 95 IS THE BETST

jimmy duffy got tda calap yall tell errbody

she livees in a trailer park and she told me she got daddy issues and i am intrestedin this. a lot. i think that she wants me to hit her but she doent fuckign respong to my tact mesags or facebook mesags befcause she is a stupid ucking pbitc. fuck her fucki her fuck hr fuck her fuck hre.

seth mitchell si a bad eperson and bhis music sucks fuck rosco bandanada fuck lil b fuck you

the shaggs are the best band in the fucking world.

ne young cannibals lou diamond llis billy blanks patrick sayzes hair july 10th air drop new zelnd sixt 60 light zone douseing macauay culkin monte the stalker bjork 2 airdrops rats wth disease Sat 3:23 AM

believe me now?

i was in the pneumonia hsopita really badly having fallen and needed a aert detect system. so fuck you.

you a rake ur a rak u a rak e

bitch

i love being independently fell i blacked out I BLACKED OUT I BLOCKED OUT AND IT SAVED ME

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I DIDN'T FUCKING FUCK UR GIRL RBRUH BAKCOFF

"i like bad bitches that' s my mother fucking problem" - st. augustine of hippo

SAME
i make bad muzik.

CHAPTER III: THE 2-D VERSION

jaws 3 is a bad movie they were going ot let john hugheds make it and callt it jaws-3, peopl-0. you get it like a football score. BTW. FOOTBALL BROS HAVE IT FIGURE OUT. S/O TO ALL FOOTBALL BROS but they didn't let him maek the movie. so whate the fuk c ver. you like john hughes movies? that breakfast club shit? ANSWER THE QUESTION LAIRE!!!! those movies are fucking gay jon hughwas was a faget who cast 3 0 yr olds to play kids and lacked any natural teen dialect. fuck him. go watch repo man or heathers instead. or go wath 17 loads. SEVENTEEN SEVENTEEN SEVENTEEN LOADS

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chapter IV: the chpter in which i tell you about my favore cereal

CPRN POPS

BOWLS FULLLL OF GMO//S

PUT awful things in my body

let me put awful things in you.

you'e er akways surrounded by other people.

now the ade is fading and i gotta ribring this love ltter toa close you dumb trick.

CHAPTER 6: SHAQ-FU
DID YOU EVER OWN OR RENT OR PLAY OR HEAR ABOUT OR KNOW OF THE GAME SHAQ FU FOR SEGA GENESIS BY EA GAEMS IT WAS ONE OF THSOSE EA SEGA GAEMS THAT HA THE HYELOW TB WHA THTE FUK WHAS THTAT ABOUT ANYWAY EA FUCKING PEBBE BEACH GOD AND EBVANDER HOLFYIELSD CHAMIONSHIP BOWING NAD HSIT. THOSE GAMES WERE ALL TERRIBLE FUCKING WFUL. SHAQ FU WAS NOT A GOOD GAME

THE THESIS OF THIS CHAPTER IS ABOUT SHAW FU THE CONCLUSOION IS THA THSAW FU IS NOT A GOOD GAME. IS YOU TELL SOMEONE THETY YOU READ THI BOOK AND HTEY ASK YOU ABOUT SHAQ FU. THE MAIN POINT HERE IS THAT SHAW U IS NOTA GOOD GAME I ENCOURAGE YOU TO BOY OVERPRICED VERSIONS OF TH EGAME FOR SEGA GENESIS AT BOOTLGEG ASS VIDEO GAME STORES THAT MARK UP PRICES AND SELL MARI O3 ON NEW OR 100 BUCKSS. U R A UFUCKNIGN IDIOT I HATE YOU I LOVE YOU ALL LETS HAVE A HUG

WEEKEND GETAWAY: 1.) PHUKET 111.2) SAN FRANSISCO 3.) DOTHAN ALABAMA 4.) SARASOTA FLORIDA .0000 5.) NU IBERIA, LOUISIANA

FUCK LILW AYNE BIG UPS TO MICHAEL DUDIKOFF

I DONE SHOOK DIEC WITH MICHAEL DUDIKOFF IN PYONGYANG

CHAPTER 7: THE FRENCH LAUNDRY [SHAQ-FU REVISITED]

FUCK SHAQ -FU

CHAPTER 7A: AN IRRLEVANT FUCKING CHAPTER ((aka// MDVP))

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CHAPTER 8: a bunch of symbols or something.

chapter 10: why are there 10 chatpers?

a clue: tell me this hwy are two rounds in a victom of the loved one.class action law suits are led aevertyday i got acheck int eh mail from a class action lawusit oagaint verizon woreless and i recieeved a cash esettelment. i deserve $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. send cheskc to P.O. BOX 912 LIMITIA, MS 410632 looks like some kind of apocalypse move. now we jsut wnat some weather on earthgreen halloweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENn

chapter 11: again

chapter 12: very organic and perfect.

so you ever watch local news segments where they haveguys hwo show you how to o arts and crafts do you tak epart . yso you tjoin ina dn learn and make our own wine cork removers and halloween lightbul b poison sdispeneserS?

fuck you then btch. channel 13 is the bes thting on. pat paeck kia ads all day hungr y how nungry hwowie hungry howies pizza bifhhc

chapter 13:

why?

IN UR FUCKING DREAMS

CHAPTER 14: I JUST BOUGHT WEED IN THE PARKING LOT OF AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL FROM A GUY WHO ONLY HAD ONE HAND

I JUST BOUGHT WEED IN THE PARKING LOT OF AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL FROM A GUY WHO ONLY HAD ONE HAND

chapter fteen: the one in which i tell you to fuck off and write your own god dman book.

fuck off. and write you own god damn book

chapter 16: connect the dots

FIGHT CLUB WAS AN AWFUL

MOVIE AND IF YOU LIKED IT YUU

DIDNT GETT IT///

CHAPTER 17: IT TOOK 17 CHAPTERS TO GET TO THIS MAIN POINT. THE THESIS OF THIS BOOK.

FUCK

YOU

i met that guy art one time hes a good dude he gave me ftysevencents for a cobra and helped me chainge my oil lter. but i think eh stole my watch when we were ar wafe house. so if we see him, watch your shit around him beaause hell stela it also ask that bitch if he got my ghostbusters watch man my momma gimme dat watch and ill bust a bottle on his head. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckfukfucfukxfukfuckfuckfcufkffukfuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckfukfucfukxfukfuckfuckfcufkffukfuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckfukfucfukxfukfuckfuckfcu

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chapter 18: danny gets a job

danny's granpappy set him up a interview and the tire liube. he tol the guy he lieksd to rie through purses and shiteal shit so he iant got hte job.. he went home and stole osme cigarettes from his grnadmas purse and took 2 dolalrs from the swear jar to buy a natty lght.

he's got it gures out.

he's the coolest gy i kno.

chapter 19: over

it's all ove rnow. u kno too2 much bitch

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FIN

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