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Reminds us of those College days .... years of non-stop masti... day a fterday...
1. On being Late"Kab chalu hua?""Attendance ho gaya kya??""Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar""Mein kya karu, Kumar bathroom mein ghusa hua tha""Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu......... bolna ....... kal kyapadaya tha sir ne""Kal se pakka class karunga""Ek page de na.......... abe pen bhi to de.......""Kal proxy mara tha kya""Yaar iss class ke liye koi subah kaise aa sakta hai........"2. During the lecture"Yesss!!!! Sir.......The answer is......huuuummmmm.......aaaaaaaa............""No sir.....I know the answer ......sir....""Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai""Abe lecture ko chod..... Anjali kya lag rahi hai aaj........""Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha.......gadha.......""mera assignment tere paas hai??""Kya bore ho raha hai. Bola tha cigarette pene chalte hain ."
 
"Heads, we go canteen , Tails, we go canteen now!!!""Boss class khatam hote hi chai chahiye......"3. Lab"Expt. 2 likha??""Idhar Karna kya hai??""Yeh bhai.....mereko aata to tere pass kyon aata........""Areee tu to bura maan gaya.......data dikha na........."4. Unit Test"Unit test???? ......Aree yaar...... ""Kya...... abe unit test mein itna topic hai to annual mein kyahoga....""Boss..... hogaya......aur nahi ho sakta........jaan nahi desakta.......""Oh !!! Itna syllabus cover ho gaya ?""Aaj kounsa test hai?""Oye Sanjiv kaha hai......uska roll number mere baad hai.......wo nahiaayato mein pakka fail...."After test......"yaar pada tha....recall nahi kar paya.......chhod na .......Canteenchalega..."5. For attendance (less attendance isliye attendance badane ke liyebahane)"I was in the class, lecturer mark karna bhool gaya ""Oye usko thoda khus kar list se tera naam hata dega........"
 
"Bola tha proxy regularly maar....... Saale tera class karne ka kyafaidahua....."6. Late submission of assignments"Maine ukko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath meinsubmitkar dena""Last date extend hua thaa""I didn't know the last date""Ab mein kya karu wo mereko bole bina hi submit kar diya.......""They should allow XEROX........"7 . After exam"Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya?""Achha !!! ye aise hota hai kya?""Ye subject ka reference book kounsa hai""1st mein 3 marks.....2nd mein 0.......3rd mein 2.......Gaya..........failpakka.......""Yaar notice lagte hi faad dena........wo kya soochegi mera marks dekhkar......"8 . VIVA (b4 exam)"Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga""Aeee......Rohit.....terese kya poocha.......""External ke ghar mein bacche nahi hai kya.......""Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ka ab tak
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