C. = femeie la doctor - /omnule doctor de fiecare data cnd fume" o tigara ma gndesc la se(* /octorul - inistiti-va luati loc si haideti sa fumam o tigara... 8. Intr-o "i in vestul salbatic in curte la un doctor se aduna o multime de indieni. ,periat doctorul iese in curte sa vada ce vor. Diul ,efului de trib ii spune - !?ig hef! no caca. /octorul se duce cu indienii in re"ervatie il consulta pe 5arele ,ef si ii face un la(ativ. A doua "i iar indieni in curtea doctorului si ii spun acelasi lucru. 5erge doctorul in re"ervatie si ii face 5arelui ,ef un la(ativ mai puternic. A treia "i apar iar indienii si cand iese doctorul afara Diul 5arelui ,ef spune ?ig caca* no hef* E.a un dispensar comunalun batran se adresea"a medicului -/octoresimt niste dureri ingro"itoare la piciorul drept. -imic grav *Farsta e de vina... -u cred* raspunde batranul.iciorul stang are aceeasi varsta si nu ma doare. G9A/ T#I,. 9T IT G9A% ,IH I. T#9 #==,9 #=) %=< ,TAGT %=<G /A% T=5=GG=). 5ichael is the 'ind of guy you love to hate. #e is always in a good mood and always has something positive to say. )hen someone would as' him how he was doing he would reply !If I were any better I would be twins*! #e was a natural motivator. If an employee was having a bad day 5ichael was there telling the employee how to loo' on the positive side of the situation. ,eeing this style really made me curious so one day I went up to 5ichael and as'ed him !I don&t get it* %ou can&t be a positive person all of the time. #ow do you do it$! 5ichael replied !9ach morning I wa'e up and say to myself you have two choices today.%ou can choose to be in a good mood or .. you can choose to be in a bad mood. I choose to be in a good mood. 9ach time something bad happens I can choose to be a victim or...I can choose to learn from it. I choose to learn from it. 9very time someone comes to me complaining I can choose to accept their complaining or... I can point out the positive side of life. I choose the positive side of life. !%eah right it&s not that easy! I protested. !%es it is! 5ichael said. !ife is all about choices. )hen you cut away all the un' every situation is a choice. %ou choose how you react to situations. %ou choose to be in a good mood or bad mood. The bottom line It&s your choice how you live your life.!