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Smart Excuses

Smart Excuses



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Smart Excuses
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School and Homework Excuses 201 to 400.
My cat killed my dog which ate my homework, then flushed him down
the toilet.
Excuse me for not doing my homework, its cause you ASKED
me to doit, you didn't TELL me to do it so I thought it was optional.
I didn't come to school today because my dog was depressed......... he
told me if I left he would hang his self by his under pants.
Here's an excuse that only someon
e who ran out of excuses would use:
My son (daughter), (student name) could not attend school yesterday because
he/she is grounded to their room for not taking out the trash for a month.Not only this, but the trash has piled so high that I cannot get o
ut of my backdoor.
(Student Name) will be able to attend school again as soon as he cleansup the trans and serves his punishment.
Expect to see him back in schoolwithin a month of the date of this note.
Thank You
(Parent Name)
I am very so
rry Jimmy could not attend school today.
I had
SPECIFICALLY pointed out that the pills were for me and for me only, but
he went ahead because I was "hogging the candy."
My cat threw up on my homework!
"It was raining yesterday afternoon
and my homework got torn up inthe rain."
If you feel like bludging a day of school, I often find that, if you've got
an electric blanket on your bed, if you lie with your head tightly under the
pillow for about ten minutes you give yourself a rea
listic temperature andthen all that remains is delirious and coughing symptoms to be faked.
When I couldn't be bothered to do an essay that was due the next day, Itold my English teacher that my printer had run out of ink, hence the essay
which was all completed on the computer couldn't be printed until we got
another cartridge ( If you're a perfectionist liar like me, I actually wrote
about eight lines of the essay and used Word art in Microsoft Word to coloreach line a lighter shade of gray to
the last one, then printed that on my
printer, which incidentally had loads of ink and handed it in with the excuse)
PS: Any plausible excuse at all seems to work if you say it with a despondent
My homework was done, and I didn't want to fo
rget it, so I put it in mybackpack. Turns out, my mom washed it.
My neighbor actually wrote this to her daughter's high school, whichafter reading it, sure seems like a good reason to not go to school.
Trista was having bad crapping on Wednesd
ay the 14th.
Thank You,
Darlene Deem.
I actually e
mailed this to my teachers.
I had been making statements
of having "troubles" right before sending this in.
I'm really sorry I'm
I've been trying to sort my life out, since my family
is really

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