glasses and I am now blind as a bat. One-eye, You have got tohelp me get glasses!
m without evil influences, like money, Curly. We live inan ugly world. Are you sure you want to improve your vision?
Blind as a bat,
m as broke as you, if poverty canever be relative. History is filled with gratuitous poverty butit is the fertilizer for invention and discovery. It could makeyou a genius, Curly.
Well, my stroke of genius requires your help, One-eye. Ineed to know the closest Lion
s Club, eyeglass depository, andhow to get there.
Well, then, step into my Century Avenue office, almost nextdoor to McDonalds.” and he led Curly into the Ace Car Cleaners.The frightened clerk retreated toward the not yet functional carwash conveyer area for help and One-eye reached over the chesthigh counter and expertly found and removed the regional phonebook. A sleeping watch dog, aroused and bristled and Curly andOne-eye quickly exited, and One-eye dumped the book in Curly
You can return the directory on your way back,
They proceeded to the parking area of an adjoining donutshop where One-eye judiciously studied the yellow pages, and thenproclaimed,
Less than a mile, Curly. A fifteen minute walk, anda few minutes more, pushing your cart. Want me to keep it?
Just read me the God Damned address, and point, One eye.