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STD- ((Funny Short Stories))

STD- ((Funny Short Stories))

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Published by S.J. Fenner
These are a few short stories that i wrote just for fun. It's based on the fictional character Jasmine Flowers and her friends. They deal with death, sex changes, fights(plenty of), pregnacy, kidnapping (etc.) but it's been taken to the extreme!!
These are a few short stories that i wrote just for fun. It's based on the fictional character Jasmine Flowers and her friends. They deal with death, sex changes, fights(plenty of), pregnacy, kidnapping (etc.) but it's been taken to the extreme!!

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Published by: S.J. Fenner on Aug 05, 2009
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So the Drama- a series of short storiesBy: Brezzy BreJasmine Flowers is on her way home from her mother’s funeral with her boyfriendJason Banks and her best friend Beth Wilson.
Jasmine
: (crying) I can’t believe she’s gone! I didn’t even get to say good-bye!
Beth
: Well, she’s in a WAY better place. If you ask me I’m glad she wasn’t alive tosee that horrible funeral!
Jasmine
: (turns to face Beth) what do you mean!
Beth
: Oh come on Jas! She only had one flower… and it was dead! Then she didn’teven get a coffin, they put her in a wooden box! Please girl this isn’t Roots!
Jasmine
: Beth quit trippin’ because if this was Roots they would’ve dug a hold anddumped her body in the ground! She’s lucky she got the box.
Beth
: Maybe if you weren’t so busy fucking around with your boyfriend all the timeyou would’ve had time to get something done.
Jason
: Don’t hate because you can’t get a man!
Beth
: Whatever! And can you keep the noise down? I am in the next room!
Jason
: Maybe if you would get your ass up out of my apartment, you wouldn’t behaving this problem you freaking whore!
Beth
: Shut up! You… you… you centimeter peter!
Jason
: (He pulls the car over on the side of the road) what!
Jasmine
: (she turns to face Beth) He isn’t a centimeter peter!
Beth
: Yeah thanks to them male enhancement pills!!There’s silence in the car. Jasmine looks stares at Beth and then turns to look atJason.
Jasmine
: (laughing) this is a joke right?!? (She stops laughing) Jason!
Jason
: No.
Jasmine
: You’re taking pills to make your dick bigger! Aw you poor thing!
Beth
: Jasmine!
Jasmine
: well… how big are you?
Jason
: That is not the point! (He turns to Beth) And how the hell did you find out?
Beth
: Well I uh… I found it in the trash
Jasmine
: What the fuck are you going through the trash for?
Beth
: You can find a lot of things in the trash!
Jason
: Well you should know you homeless little bitch!
Beth
: I rather be a bitch than have a small dick!They both start arguing at each other.
Jasmine
: Ya’ll need to stop! Nigga take me home.
Jason
: What!
Jasmine
: Come on you have to go to work!
Jason
: Fine. But I’m not done with you Beth!
Beth
: Whatever you say.
Later…
Back at the apartment Jasmine cries herself to sleep. Jason goes to talk to Bethbefore he leaves.
Jason
: Hey.
 
Beth
: Oh I’m sorry! (She jumps into his arms and gives him a kiss) Baby I was justupset I didn’t mean to tell her about the pills. But why can’t we be together already?
Jason:
We will just not now.
Beth
: Alright fine. But I want to show you what will be waiting for you when you gethome.Beth takes off her dress and throws it to the floor. Jason pulls Beth into a kiss, andthen he pushes her up against the wall.
Jason
: Damn girl I gotta have you now!
Beth
: Now?! But she in the next room she might hear us.
Jason
: Then keep it down.
Beth
: Baby I don’t think I can.
Jason
: Yeah you right.Beth starts ripping Jason’s clothes off.
Beth
: (breathing hard) Put it in Baby, put it in! Oh it’s yours. Fuck me until I can’ttake it no more.Jason goes faster and faster. Harder and harder. Beth screams! Jason presses hishand over her mouth and keeps going.
Jason
: Oh Baby!Jason stops and pulls out.
Beth
: oh my god!Jason looks at Beth who is looking down at his dick.
Beth
: Did you wear a condom?
Jason
: Fuck!To Be Continued …STD Part2The next day Jasmine's cousin Tay comes over for a visit. Jasmine is very upset.
Tay
: Girl what's wrong??
Jasmine
: That stupid boy is cheating on me!
Tay
: Jason! I told you he was no good!
Jasmine
: He comes in all hours of the night. He smells like sex, when he comeshome he heads straight for the shower! One night I came home, her mopping thedamn floor. That bitch don’t never clean up! AND he got crabs!
Tay
: Eww! That's nasty.
Jasmine
: I know. I was ready to hit that and then I see a bunch of crabs!Tay's brother Johnny comes in from the kitchen
 
Johnny:
Ok! I fixed your sink and now I gotta go!
Tay
: What the rush?
Johnny
: Today Crystal and I have been married for a whole month!
Jasmine
: I can't believe you got married at 17. But I'm happy for you two.
Beth
: Ahh!!Beth screams and runs out of the bathroom.
Beth
: OH MY GOD!
Jasmine
: What the hell is wrong with you?
Beth
: I got crabs!
Jasmine
: WHAT?!?
Tay
: Oh shoot!
Beth
: Please don't kick me out.
Jasmine
: I'm going to do more than that, I'm gonna kick your ass.Jasmine punch's Beth in the face. Johnny and Tay grab her as Beth gets up off thefloor.
Beth
: What the heck was that for?
Jasmine
: How did you get crabs?
Beth
: From this guy I had sex with.
Jasmine
: Who is he?
Beth
: Well uh… I don't know some guy I met at the club.Jasmine slaps Beth across her face.
Jasmine
: You lying! Jason got crabs too! Wanna try again.
Beth
: I'm so sorry!
Jasmine
: You're sorry! That's my man you home wreaker!
Beth
: Maybe if you could satisfy your man, he wouldn't need to come to me!
Tay
: Shut up, trick! You ain't got nothing ya flat behind!
Johnny:
Well I would love to stay, but I gotta go!Johnny goes home to see his wife. Back at the apartment… things are still heatingup!
Tay
: See Jas I told you not to trust white girls!
Beth
: Oh please! You're the one who gave him crabs!
Jasmine
: Oh hell naw!To Be Continued…STD Pt, 3Now we join Jasmine, Beth, and Tay… STILL FIGHTING!!!
Jasmine
: Ok… this is some Jerry Springer shit!
Beth
: No, more like Maury.
Jasmine
: (she turns to Tay) You filthy waste of God giving talent!
Tay
: Look! I couldn't help it and he's the one who gave me crabs so he must havegotten it from someone else.
Beth
: Whoa! How many people is he sleeping with?
Jasmine
: I think I'm going to be sick!

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