SUPER: Alexander The Good, 200 BCEAlexander storms into his palace, clutching his stomach.Alexander: Roxana! Where are you? I’ve been pillaging all day and I’m starving!His wife Roxana enters, wearing a toga and clutching a burnt pizza. Alexander: What…Roxana: Sweetie, I’m sorry but I burned dinner-Alexander slams his regal scepter, frustrated.Alexander: But I’m hungry!Roxana: Well, we’ll just have to go out then.Alexander turns to one of his advisors.Alexander: Advisor, advise me on where we should dine.Advisor: Your excellence, all restaurants in Macedonia are closed at this hour…Alexander slams his scepter down again, hysterical with hunger.
60-second TV Spot“Alexander the Good”
Alexander: Well then show me a country with restaurants that are open! CUT TO: Alexander armored and ready for battle, standing at the front of a huge army.Alexander: Onward! His soldiers head out, their war drums beating a furious rhythm. CUT TO: Alexander eating a Pizza Hut pizza in his war tent. Through the opening we see the charred remains of an ancient empire. He turns to his advisor.Alexander: You know, we should do this more often. Advisor: Good idea.Alexander: Great idea. VO: Why settle for good when you can make it great?SUPER: PIZZA HUT. MAKE IT GREAT.