Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 "world peace".

That's
impossible,
he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said "Let me try world peace"

Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen
Ko Dekha,
Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!

Falling in love is a sweet ambition, finding true love is a life time mission.. Take my
word, follow the Indian tradition & marry ur dad's ugly decision !

Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are blessed with
both!. FLATTERED?. Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it.

From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have
never
changed. For me, you've always been........... a headache !

1 day u'll B srprisd 2C ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME

dreaming,
U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME
CHECKING U.

I cannot hide this from u any more. I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel it's best if I tell u,
before you hear it from someone else ............ Potato Prices Have Gone Up !

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it's really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp ..... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER.

Maine puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin", chand ne kaha "saale itni
upar se dikhta hai kya".

If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this,
u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!

Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today?
1)Pray, so that u may live... 2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!

Friendship is like peeing in ur pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel it's
warmth.

This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5.... 4.... 3.... 2.... 1.... Error : No Brain
Detected !!
 I mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk. I
mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I have decided never to drink water
again !!!

Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light.
You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !