I wanted to kill the sweetest, smartest and most beautiful person on this earth.

But then, I thought........... Suicide is a crime !

Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir-darar,
saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar !

Q. What do you call a fat woman waiting for something ? Ans : MOTI-Vating !

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho..... Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho..... Kitni
aasani se Jaan le lete ho..... Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine ho ?

Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Tohar chehra moti ke saman,
Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Moti hamar kutte ka naam !

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes...... After that,..... Who cares ?.....
He's a mile away and you've got his shoes !

Gandhi bhi chala gaya, nehru bhi mar gaya, subhash bose ka bhi kuchh pata nahi, aur
meri
bhi tabiyat thik nahi hai.... pata nahi desh ka ab kya hoga.

Arz kiya hai, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar
aayenge, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Ghanti bajainge aur bhaag jayenge !

Zindagi mein teen cheezen kabhi bhi aa sakti hain..... PAISA..... MAUT..... Aur.....
Aur..... Aur..... Mera SMS !

Maine poocha chand se... Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin..... Chand bola.... 12036
entries found !

No matter how high the sky is.. How deep the ocean is.. How strong the wind is.. How
wide a river is.. I jst wanna tell u.. They r none of ur business !

wudnt u find it really annoying if some one uknew sent u a message with no space sandu
spent ages trying to figure out only to realise that there is no point to the message
except to irritate u!!

Hi! I am a virus & I am entering ur brain right now... Wait, hold on, Sorry, Unable to
find ur brain.... I'm leaving now !

I saw you on the road that day. U were looking so fine. Ur face So divine. Ur walk so
perfect. My heart started tossing a sweet song.... Who let the dogs out ??!

Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly....... Well,

enough of me.... How about you ?
Santa Singh once went out to a movie from 9 to 12 but came out from the hall at 10.
Why
?? Because, the name of the movie was DASTAK !

What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous, Attractive, Terrific, Cute,

Fabulous...
. I Stare, I smile, And, when I get tired..... I put down the mirror !

Arz kiya hai, Door se dekha to sntra tha, pass jake dekha to sntra tha, chil ke dekha
to bhi sntra tha, Khake dekha to bhi sntra tha. Wah kya sntra tha !

Laloo goes to america for learning english. After some days George Bush calls the Rabri
Devi & told her " E sasoora angreji nahin seekh sakat hai."

I have bought new camera, So please smile..... Click !..... Sorry bhoot ka photo nahin
aata.