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Holy Musical Batman 2 (1)

Holy Musical Batman 2 (1)

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Published by Mark Young
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Published by: Mark Young on Nov 18, 2013
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Holy musical b@tman Act 1 Part 1
Ent. Eddie and Matches
Eddie
 Alright you goon! Take these here drugs, put em into them there guns, and then hand them out to those gamblin prostitutes ah yeah yeah yeah hah ha
 Matches
 I dunno about this, should we really be doing these, illegal activities? In a children
s hospital? For orphans?
Eddie
why not?
 Matches
word on the streets is five fingered scoletti was running a speakeasy uptown, when he got iced, by the bat.
Eddie
shut ya chopper matches! There aint no such thing as a bat! Now hurry up! We gots lots more racketeering to do tonight ah yeah yeah yeah hahaha
 Matches
T
hen it’s a good
thing I brought my racket!
Eddie
oh matches you make me laugh like nobody else! Now whadya yo
u say we go grab a delicious cold…
 
(something bangs, lights dim)
 Matches
What was that? It sounded just like a bat.
Eddie
damn! What happened to the lights?
 Matches
I cants sees nothing. Its like im blind. Blind as a…
 
Ent. Batman
Batman
 
A bat! (fight sounds)
Batman
fractured jaw, broken ribs, ruptured spleen
Eddie
Agh matches!
Batman
shattered tibia.
Eddie
whats a tibia? (breaks leg) Agh my fucking tibia!
Batman
T
hat’
ll teach you to dabble in crime once. Support your families like the rest of us, be born billionaires. Tear gas!
Ext. Batman, Eddie and Matches Ent. Gordon, O Malley
O Malley
Commissioner Gordon, get a load of this! Two goons hanging upside down from a lamppost!
Gordon
Oh my! What could have done this?! What do you think Dr. Meridian?
Ent. Meridian
 Meridian
In all my years as an animal psychologist I have only encountered one creature to exhibit such behavior; a bat.
Ext. Meridian
O Malley
 
Commissioner, those goons we cut down had a note attached to them.
Gordon
M-m-maybe we should read it!
O Malley
It says, criminals of Gotham…
 Fear me!
And then its signed, Bruce Wayne. But then that’s crossed out and its written underneath… Batman!
 (
song: Holy Musical B@man)
O Malley
Commissioner, its happened again! The whole Valtrini mob is hanging outside from a lampost!
Ext. Chorus, O Malley
Gordon
Oh…Peaches!
 
I’m baffled… how does a bat become a man? And why does he
have such a strong sense of justice? Does he want fruit or blood?! (
Phone rings)
This is the Commissioner, you better have some good news.
Batman
Tonight will be a night of terror!
Gordon
Well that’s terrible news!
 
Ent. Four Gangsters
Gangster 1
Yo! Is yous here for the illegal deal or what?
Gangster 2
I sure am, you got that money?
Gangster 1
Yeah, if you gots the shipment of pirated DVD’s
 
Gangster 2

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