The Elves have surpassed themselves in the manufacture and procurement of those invasive gadgets that are transforming communications: Tablets, Capsules and Pads. You name it,
we’ve got it and at better prices. What’s more, our list of Apps stretches from here to
Timbuctoo. Many are available as free downloads from the Christmas Inc website. Merry or Ms Moneypenny as we affectionately call her, has been watching the figures and we are pleased to report that Christmas Inc is leading the global economic recovery with spectacular turnover and profits this year. Here I wish to emphasize that although Christmas Inc is a strictly capitalistic enterprise, we do have to operate in a flawed corporatist world. Except where special free trade agreements are in place, our prices are affected by the taxes and regulations of our
es of residence. Thus in many instances we would have offered lower prices. Aforementioned taxes are really nothing but legalized extortion. Like you, we look forward to a more just world of truly free trade between individuals. Where possible, we levy a punitive charge on individual customers employed in the higher echelons of all governments. That is done only after rigorous investigation and incontrovertible evidence. We use the funds to expose, challenge, subvert and undermine the most noxious nests of the global parasite class, in particular the United Nations and its hydra agencies.