Slap the Heretic A New Christmas Carol

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Youve heard all of the stories how Santa loves good girls and boys, he brings gifts to their houses while they sleep in their beds, but I prefer the truth instead.
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When Arius asserted that Jesus was created St. Nick heard truth perverted and slapped the heretic.
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Say Ave Maria; at the council of Nicea St. Nick had the idea to slap a heretic.
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The council was astonished

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and Nicholas admonished,

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but if we are honest

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wed have done just the same.

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Now St. Nicks been changed

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and Kringle is his name,

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but Santas far too tame

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to have slapped a heretic.

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God from God and light from light, let all the earth delight
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that St. Nick thought it right to slap a heretic.