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Kevin Olson, back home and sparking off USO sightings up and down the coast.

Residents of Mossel Bay and East London recently reported a strange, alien craft hovering around their beaches. Eyewitness accounts state an ‘unidentified surfing object’ was smashing the lip with ungodly amounts of speed, foam-climbing sections and behaving in a most disturbing manner. One witness, who preferred to remain nameless, told Zag: “It was horrible. All you’d see was this yellow blur blinding you, an