As You Slide Down the Banister of Life in 2011 - Remember

1. Jim Baker and Jimm Swa!!ert ha"e written an im#ressi"e new book. $t%s &alled .... %'inisters Do 'ore (han La )eo#le% 2. (rans"estite* A !u who likes to eat+ drink and be 'ar .... ,. (he differen&e between the )o#e and our boss+ the )o#e onl e-#e&ts ou (o kiss his rin!.

.. ' mind works like li!htnin!+ /ne brilliant flash and it is !one. 0. (he onl time the world beats a #ath to our door is if ou%re in the bathroom.

1. $ hate se- in the mo"ies. (ried it on&e. (he seat folded u#+ the drink s#illed and that i&e+ well+ it reall &hilled the mood. 2. $t used to be onl death and ta-es 3ow+ of &ourse+ there%s shi##in! and handlin!+ too.

2. A husband is someone who+ after takin! the trash out+ !i"es the im#ression that he 4ust &leaned the whole house.. 5. ' ne-t house will ha"e no kit&hen 4ust "endin! ma&hines and a lar!e trash &an.

11. Definition of a teena!er6 7od%s #unishment .... for en4o in! se-.

12.. As ou slide down the banister of life+ ma (he s#linters ne"er #oint the wron! wa .... Be who you are and say what you feel ... because those that matter .... don't mind ... and those that mind ... don't matter!