The Trashy Novel Corp

I lost it after I found out we are only 5,500 years through the 432,000 years we need to make it out of the dark ages. Dammit! 1%. Oh no. Wow, Karma is heavy! I'm going to send my corporation into outer space and turn off the power and freeze myself for 426,500 years and then hopefully somebody can turn back on the power and I'll come back to life. Need to copyright that method of time travel. Woot! Beat your Karma here folks!!