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Funny Stuff 1

Funny Stuff 1



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Absolutely hilarious stuff given by students in India
Absolutely hilarious stuff given by students in India

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Published by: Gopi on Mar 27, 2007
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This is the FUNNY essay on "The Cow" which was (supposedly) written by somestudent in the course of completing the "Indian Civil Services Examination" :CALCUTTA's Telegraph has got hold of an answer paper of a candidate at therecent UPSC examinations. The candidate has written an essay on the Indiancow: 
The Cow:
"The cow is a successful animal. Also he is quadrupud, and because he isfemale, he give milk, but will do so when he is got child. He is same like God,sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got four legs together. Two areforward and two are afterwards."His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. What can it do?Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth. Alsohe is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally."His motion is slow only because he is of asitudinious species. Also his other motion is much useful to trees, plants as well as making flat cakes in hand anddrying in the sun. Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating.Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of themouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass."His only attacking and defending organ is the horn, specially so when he is gotchild. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to beparalleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocityforwards."He has got tails also, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohoabody whereupon he gives hit with it.The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses head is notcrushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shoutshis eyes like his relatives, the horse does not do so."This is the cow."P.S.: We are informed that the candidate passed the exam

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