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Father Christmas, prehistoric shape shifter

Father Christmas, prehistoric shape shifter

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MRS MARY CHRISTMAS IN SHOCK ADMISSION: "Father Christmas is a prehistoric shape shifter"



MRS MARY CHRISTMAS IN SHOCK ADMISSION: "Father Christmas is a prehistoric shape shifter"



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Published by: Pieter Uys on Dec 17, 2013
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04/18/2014

 
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"Father Christmas is a prehistoric shape shifter"
~ Mrs Christmas, CEO of Christmas Inc
MRS MARY CHRISTMAS IN SHOCK ADMISSION
"Father Christmas is a prehistoric shape shifter" 
 replied Mrs Christmas, CEO of Christmas Inc today at the company's headquarters in Lapland, to a question about Santa's alleged Mesopotamian origins 6000 years ago.
 
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"Much older than 6000 years" 
 she added.
"Domozid and Inanna were  just one of the recurring manifestations of the archetype," she explained.
Noticing the alarmed expression on the interviewer's face, she clarified:
"Look, Christmas Inc is not and has never been a religious organization. We neither condone nor condemn religion. Whatever metaphysical beliefs each of the family holds, remain private." "Our deepest convictions are expressed in our actions",
 she elucidated.
"And those bespeak thrift, hard work and a fat profit margin. Recently, we've been forced into a fourth",
 she cackled mischievously,
"that of peace keeper and enforcer of international law, if only on Christmas Eve".
She went on:
"Well, of course Santa or Father or whatever you want to call him, is an ancient archetype. He's there in the ancient rock art of Europe.

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