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I wrote this about a year ago in a cocktail and fury induced haze.
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Um, barf.
As a man you look at what you can in a sexy women, period. Nice face, breast, legs, ass, hips, etc. If it's worth looking, you want to look at it for a moment.
A beautiful face portrays femininity and character(this is very crucial), breast sell femininity; and beautiful hips, legs, and ass strongly make you desire the *****, they are big turn-ons for the male eye.
Here is the thing with the ass. Not all women with sexy legs are going to be walking with heels and mini skirts or daisy duke shorts. And those with beautiful breasts are not always going to be with an open collar or tight shirts. However, tight pants and skirts are more common, and women with a good ass are most like going to use them. Also, it is much easier for a man to look at a woman's ass, than to look at how the bikini frames her *****, how she crosses her legs, or her breast when she is facing you (you don't want to scare women). Plus, the ass not only sells you the ***** from behind, it also sells itself. Although it might be secondary and in a much lesser proportion to desiring the *****; trust me, men also acknowledge the use they could give to that ass-hole.
My partner said my butt is hot. After he says that, I'll give him a blank stare. And did I mention that he grabs my butt at the most random moments? lol
I read a similar post like this at largeplace.com. It may be the essence of men. LOL
probuly cuz its something men dun have..
I guess it's just a normal reaction
As a guy there is also that hidden thought that many of us have, that being, to possess the forbidden fruit, a woman's ass and all of its delights. In the bed, a high percentage of us desire to "have and behold" (no pun intended). And when our partner accepts, or even better enjoys our "beholding" that satisfies a deep sense of acceptance and feeling desired. The lips and breasts initiate this "completion" and it gets ramped up with the vigina... but having her ass in whatever way is pure ectasy to many males. Anyway, that's true for me and probably others, too.
Luckily, it keeps our species going. Your cute little butt is what makes any man look past your arrogant feminism and still want to make babies with you. Sorry if the sexual drive naturally placed in men makes us attracted to the female body.
Seriously, why see it as that big of a deal? You and I know, along with many others, that we all have a subconcious desire to knock boots with anything that appeals to our basic instinct of passing on our genes. Now I'm not talking about passing on our genes just once...really, does that make sence to anyone? I'm talking about passing them on as much as possible. I mean, all men..or most men I guess I should say, think they're the top of the game, the mold that all that come after should be struck from, and this is the reason why we're constantly looking for a nice receptacle (for lack of a better term) for our offspring. So kill us for trying to further the species.. Seriously, it's like you have something against propagation.
Guilty as charged.
and what about breasts? much more important ;)
Honestly, why is ass-looking such a problem? I'm a young smart college male (Stanford) who enjoys looking at women's butts. I am not hurting anyone when I do this, I am infringing on no one's rights, and I am certainly not planning to "take advantage" of that woman in any way. I just like looking at her ass. Big deal. I think the car crash analogy is pretty good - it catches our eye. If you really think an butt-stare deserves ice-water, than its likely that you are simply insecure about your own attractiveness and feel uncomfortable being reminded that men find other women attractive (remember, he is on a date with YOU)
Okay look.
I realize there's a few of you here that keep repeating "it's just fact", it's not opinion.
I have news for you. It *is* opinion. It *is* subjective.
In no "Factual" science texts anywhere will you find a sentence:
"The male species of the homosapien genus have no option but to qualitatively verify with the female's ass every time she walks by."
If it was a fact, I'd be checkin' out Nanny ***** as well. Because one subject is male and one subject is female, doesn't not factually conclude that a posterior needs scoping out.
I'm sorry if your dude says: "I can't help it, I'm a guy."
And I'm also sorry if you buy that reason.
Just because someone has a strong, Strong -and I say again, STRONG- Opinion, doesn't mean it's universal truth. So stop calling it a "fact".
While you're at it, quit dating boneheads.
I can just see the guy who calls the author "a *****" in his Dale Junior hat pounding down the miller lites and scratching his fat ass while he talks about women as if anyone but his mom would even acknowledge his existence. And then only to apologize to her friends about the dumbass she inadvertently raised. As for plenty more fish in the sea?? My guess is your going to have your pole in your own hands for a loooong time.
I'm a woman and I could care less if the man I'm with checks out other women. I think it is sad when a man feels like he has to hide it. Of course there are more polite ways of doing such a thing as there are more vulgar ways too, but to admire, check-out, oogle, whatever, there is no harm done other than to your own weak ego, self esteem, confidence.
Ok, this is not a "woman's opinion" it's just fact. It's not something for girlfriends all over the world to repremand on the regular, but anything more than a 2 second glance whilst walking down the street with your woman is just not necessary if you really care about her. Hey, girls everywhere, you know you check out guys too, it's just that a woman's primal instincts have advanced to a more covert and slick level of operation in public. Maybe it's just time for us women to do a little **** and ass tracking. Start observing on a constructive level, how many and how long are the stares? You're man's ass track rating may eventually tell you a lot about the strength of your relationship. And men, the author of this article is simply trying to raise awareness, suggesting that you fess up to your instincts, don't make excuses, and use a common level of courtesy to your lady when traversing other women with your eyes.
Hello Angry Men:
My aim in posting this piece is to prompt men and women to laugh together, get pissed off together, understand this instinctual "truth", think about reality through comedy, and ultimately find a common ground. Mission accomplished.
I actually wrote this as an entrance into discussion with my boyfriend (who is not an ******* and has a cute rear I might add). It worked.
Interestingly, the piece seems to hit home with defensive hotheads.
So call whatever names you'd like, throw insults, etc. - I'll be the ***** martyr.
Kimee: No, it makes you an honest woman ;)
i'm a girl and i check out other girls' *****. does that mean i'm lesbo? :(
So true. But seriously... Its instinct.
Perhaps the woman who wrote this, and all the women who insist she's 100% correct, should stop hanging out with assholes.
Maybe then you'd realize that there's actually differences between men.
The author of this sounds exactly like the kind of deeply insecure ***** who doesn't know what she wants, but criticises everyone around her anyway. You really want some little puppy dog of a guy who just follows your every command? If so, you got problems, lady.
I'm gonna look at whatever the hell I want to look at, and if you don't like that, go jump. I can't stand these "problem women" with insecurity so deep that they go crazy if they even suspect you're checking someone else out. Life's too short to argue about such stupid things - if you don't like me, including my preferences for moving my eyes around - get lost, simple as that. Plenty more fish in the sea, and probably better looking ones.