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Nerd Quiz

Nerd Quiz

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Are you a nerd?

In trying to define what a nerd is, dictionaries are a great help if you find it worthwhile to learn that a nerd is someone who is both stupid and intelligent. That about covers every single member of our species. So if you're wondering where you stand vis-à-vis my take on what it means to be a nerd, or if you're wondering whether that compelling force wrapped in a body two desks over is a closet nerd, here's a quiz for you to check out with or against your expectations or suspicions.
Are you a nerd?

In trying to define what a nerd is, dictionaries are a great help if you find it worthwhile to learn that a nerd is someone who is both stupid and intelligent. That about covers every single member of our species. So if you're wondering where you stand vis-à-vis my take on what it means to be a nerd, or if you're wondering whether that compelling force wrapped in a body two desks over is a closet nerd, here's a quiz for you to check out with or against your expectations or suspicions.

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Published by: Rayanda on Sep 01, 2009
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 YOU'RE A NERD IF:
1) you know the difference between a nerd and a geek,i.e., which one is the intellectual gourmet and whichone is the intellectual gourmand2) I say you're “cute, cute, cute” and you know I'mcomplimenting you without repeating myself 3) you don't need a laugh track to know when to laugh,and don't need a guide to tell you when or how toturn on your TV or computer4) in all probability you know and savor the differencebetween a Heisenberg and a Heineken5) you know where you weigh in on any number of scales, including the Autism-Spectrum Quotient andKohlberg's Stages of Moral Development6) you know why Pericles wore his helmet at festivitieswhere Bacchus was an honored guest
 
7) you understand the ending of 2001: A Space Odysseyand know who has wormed holes in the theory thatthis is the way to the future8) you know which teams Daryl McBride and EricRaymond play for. Give yourself an extra point if youpick the winner, and if it's going to be decided byHalloween.9) people call you dweeb or whatever their choice wordis for someone who is 'too' smart, then they ask you if  you know how to tie your shoelaces10) you know these real puzzlers: Charles M. Green andMary Westmacott11) your curiosity is boundless, inventive and audacious12) you're not phobic about penguins13) you wonder what the world would be like if peoplesaw more beauty in numbers than in their hairdos14) you heed Seneca's warning that the fates lead thosewho will and drag those who don't. So you don't makeany apologies for being smart, because you know, asSantayana did, that your intelligence is your weaponagainst fate.15) you know who said this: “The fastest way to succeedis to double your failure rate.”16) you wonder what light sees when it looks at a photon17) you have asked how fast you're moving when you'restanding still, and you've done the calculations, neverconfusing velocity with speed

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