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Twas the Night Before Ramadan

Twas the Night Before Ramadan

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Published by AJ Weberman
Twas the night before Ramadan and all the through the Ummah
Islam was spreading
Like a malignant tumor
Afghanistan, Turkey, Libya and Iraq
Once they adopted Sharia
There was no going back

The jihadi around the fireplaces did stay
Waiting to blow the infidel Santa away
When suddenly they heard the sound of a bomb
And down through the chimney
Came the Blind Sheik Omar Abdul Rahman

"I broke out of prison but here's the good news
I smuggled out a fatwa
About slaughtering Christians and Jews
Young and old children and babies
As long as you say Allahu Akbar!
You can murder them like crazy”

The jihadists gathered round him
And told him, “Shayk you got thin
And is it true in prison you married
A lawyer named Lynn?”

“You know I'm a Hafez and not a Qur'an shirker
But after I got my sight back I realized
Lynn Stewart was the best argument for the Burka”
Then suddenly the Sheikh sprang to his sleigh, to his camel team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like an improvised missile.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
"Remember Islam is a religion of peace, and to all a good-night!"
Twas the night before Ramadan and all the through the Ummah
Islam was spreading
Like a malignant tumor
Afghanistan, Turkey, Libya and Iraq
Once they adopted Sharia
There was no going back

The jihadi around the fireplaces did stay
Waiting to blow the infidel Santa away
When suddenly they heard the sound of a bomb
And down through the chimney
Came the Blind Sheik Omar Abdul Rahman

"I broke out of prison but here's the good news
I smuggled out a fatwa
About slaughtering Christians and Jews
Young and old children and babies
As long as you say Allahu Akbar!
You can murder them like crazy”

The jihadists gathered round him
And told him, “Shayk you got thin
And is it true in prison you married
A lawyer named Lynn?”

“You know I'm a Hafez and not a Qur'an shirker
But after I got my sight back I realized
Lynn Stewart was the best argument for the Burka”
Then suddenly the Sheikh sprang to his sleigh, to his camel team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like an improvised missile.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
"Remember Islam is a religion of peace, and to all a good-night!"

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Published by: AJ Weberman on Dec 24, 2013
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Twas the night before Ramadan
Twas the night before Ramadan and all the through the Ummah Islam was spreading Like a malignant tumor Afghanistan, Turkey, Libya and the Islamic State Once they adopted Sharia They sealed their fate The jihadi around the fireplaces did stay Waiting to blow the infidel Santa away When suddenly they heard the sound of a bomb And down through the chimney Came the Blind Sheik
Omar bdul Rahman
 "I broke out of prison but here's the good news I smuggled out a fatwa About slaughtering Christians and Jews Young and old children and babies As long as you say Allahu Akbar!
You can murder them like crazy”
 

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