“Well it certainly isn’t Henry Faggot!” exclaimed Lou, who got in front of the oldman’s face.“Get away from me you psycho!” Henry tried pushing Lou away, but his de-calcifiedboney arms were no help. Lou backed away from old Henry so not to get any of hisoldness on him.“What is it with you old folks and being so god damned nosey?” Lou askedsomewhat rhetorically.“Who are you? Are you a friend of Peg’s?” Asked the old man who had backed awayfrom Lou a few feet.“I don’t have time for this jimmy jam!” Lou said and took out a mini umbrella andhooked it onto Henry’s sweater vest and pressed the button that opened it up.“The hell do you think you are doing?” asked Henry as he began lifting off theground. The umbrella was no ordinary umbrella, but one that became a copter of sorts and lifted old Henry into the sky. He continued blabbering his old feeble lipsabout calling the police, but Lou just waved him goodbye. Lou’s attention returnedto the dog. The dog just continued on what he was doing, although, during the heatedexchange Lou had with the old man, he did miss the dog finally taking a piss on thelawn. The dog was about to reach his plateau of his sacred dance of excrement.“This is it, Max, this is when the whole world will rejoice and call us heroes!” SaidLou to Max, who was a life sized paper maché clone of his. Max had the tendency torely on being carried by the wind rather than walking, since he couldn’t really walkanyway, he was paper maché. Max’s eyes glowed all orangey as if he, too, wasexcited, but then a strong gust simply took him away to some other far awaydestination.“See ya Max, this one’s for you!” Caribou roared and suddenly the dog’s nutsglowed and a bright white light emitted from its sack, which then enveloped CaribouLou.Caribou Lou was sent flying through some sort of inter-dimensional time warp thatsmelled like peanut butter, which would’ve been ok, except it was Jif peanut butter,which is, “Eh, alright.”Caribou Lou came out of this inter-dimensional time warp and ended up a couple of houses down from where he just was about a minute ago. In his mind, though, hewas in a new dimension where women were eager to show off their racks tostrangers, especially to Lou. He was going to test this theory of his by entering thevery house he had landed in front of, which had a busty woman exercising in theliving room.